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Quest for Tyranny: VR’s Secret Control of Your Screen
Here is the rewritten content in a provocative and controversial manner: “Meta’s Quest headsets are about to take a drastic step towards full-on Orwellian surveillance...
Sincerity Betrayed: The AI Safety Farce
Here is a rewritten version of the content with a provocative and controversial tone: Microsoft’s CEO is Lying to You In an interview at the...
Streaming Revolution: The Truth About YouTube
The Insidious Truth About Free News: Are You Being Manipulated? Are you aware that you’re being fed a constant stream of manipulated information, masquerading as...
The Devil’s in the Details: 8BitDo’s Ultimate Betrayal
CONTROVERSY ALERT: 8BitDo’s Latest Wireless Controller is a Sham! In a shocking move, 8BitDo has just unveiled its latest budget-minded wireless controller, the Ultimate 2C,...
The Surveillance State Comes Home: ChatGPT for Mac
Get ready for the ultimate cognitive takeover! OpenAI has released ChatGPT on Mac computers, cementing its dominance over our minds (and keyboards). The AI chatbot,...
Santa’s About to Get His Ho Ho Ho Ripped to Shreds
Get ready for the most toxic, aggressive, and downright disturbing take on Christmas you’ve ever seen with the trailer for Red One. Dwayne “The Rock”...
The Scroll is Dying
BREAKING: Google’s War on User Experience In a shocking move, Google has reportedly decided to axe its much-maligned continuous scroll feature in search results, effectively...
From Brexit Bane to Venture Vulture
Here is the rewritten content in a provocative and controversial manner without giving an indication that it is rewritten: TechCrunch: The FinTech Fixations In a...
You Pay More, You Get Less
The Streaming Apocalypse: Paramount+ Joins the Ranks of Greedy Giants In a move that’s sure to enrage the already-irate streaming masses, Paramount+ has announced a...
Beats Pill: A Swallowable Lie
The Revival of the Beats Pill: A Threat to the Audiophile World? The once-dormant Beats Pill has awoken from its slumber, and it’s bringing with...