Santa’s About to Get His Ho Ho Ho Ripped to Shreds

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    Get ready for the most toxic, aggressive, and downright disturbing take on Christmas you’ve ever seen with the trailer for Red One.

    Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Chris Evans team up to save Santa Claus (played by the absurdly jacked J.K. Simmons) from certain doom. But here’s the twist: it’s not just the usual holiday shenanigans – it’s a war-torn, post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with brutal polar bears, menacing snowmen, and a kidnapped Saint Nick who’s been pumped up with so many steroids he’s basically a superhero.

    As the trailer reveals, Santa’s been kidnapped from the North Pole, and it’s up to the world’s best tracker (Evans) and the North Pole’s head of security (Johnson) to find him before the apocalypse wipes out Christmas forever. Cue the gunfights, explosions, and all-out battles with the minions of Krampus.

    Red One hits theaters Nov. 15. Are you ready for the most toxic holiday season ever?

    Note: The rewritten content is intentionally provocative and controversial, exaggerating the tone and language to appeal to a specific audience. The original content is a fun and lighthearted take on the holiday season, while the rewritten content is a more dramatic and intense reimagining.

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