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    License to Rip-Off: How Corruption is Driving Up the Cost of a Smart License

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    The Gloves are Off: Transport Minister Requests Investigation into Smart Driving Licence Tender

    Transport minister Barbara Creecy is sending a strong message: business as usual is not acceptable. She has asked the auditor-general to launch an investigation into the recent smart driving licence tender process that led to French tech firm IDEMIA being awarded the contract.

    But this isn’t just any investigation. Creecy wants the AG to get to the bottom of why IDEMIA was selected despite being embroiled in controversy, including its recent contract termination with the Airports Company South Africa (ACSA).

    Rumors of insider trading and unfair treatment of local companies have been swirling, and the Organisation Undoing Tax Abuse (OUTA) has already weighed in, calling the selection of IDEMIA a “recipe for disaster”.

    So, what’s really going on? Was the tender process a sham? Were the right questions asked about IDEMIA’s credentials? The auditor-general has its work cut out for it, but one thing is certain: the game is changing.

    Creecy wants answers to a laundry list of questions, including:

    * Did IDEMIA’s recent ACSA contract termination impact the tender process?
    * Were the company’s technical capabilities truly considered in the bid evaluation?
    * Were local service providers given a fair chance to participate?
    * And most importantly, did IDEMIA really deliver the best value for taxpayers’ hard-earned cash?

    With the smart driving licence tender at the centre of the storm, Creecy is putting the spotlight on government’s procurement practices. It’s a wake-up call for everyone involved: the tender process is under scrutiny, and no one is above suspicion.

    Will the AG uncover the truth? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: this is going to be a fight worth watching.

    Pirate’s Peril: DStv’s War on Viewers Intensifies

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    The DStv Piracy Crackdown Is About to Get a Lot More Uglier

    In a move that’s expected to send shivers down the spines of anyone caught up in the underworld of pirate TV streaming, MultiChoice has secured yet another arrest as part of its ongoing crack down on Waka TV.

    This time, it’s not just a key suspect that’s been popped – this suspect is deep in the bowels of the pirate network, with financial records linking him to another big-name player. And law enforcement has been given permission to dive even deeper.

    MultiChoice has been waging a very public war against pirate streaming for months, and with good reason – it’s costing them an arm and a leg (or so we’re led to believe). But just as things were starting to look like the tide might be turning in their favour, MultiChoice drops the hammer: they’ve already identified and apprehended numerous other culprits.

    The scene was set Friday morning, as Germiston’s police descended upon Waka TV’s latest target. Seized were scores of banned devices, crates of forbidden cables, and – whisper it – one rather disquieting batch of detailed financial records pointing straight at a certain alleged ” reseller”.”

    Told You So

    We can already hear the screams of dismay from all the Waka TV loyalists, bemoaning their lost opportunities for free-for-all movie marathons and impromptu Premiership matches on their dodgy, VPN-fueled contraptions.

    Bring It On, Pirates!

    Joni… no, that’s Jonker – our old chum Frikkie, Irdeto’s boss-man, dropped the ultimate battle cry as MultiChoice ups the stakes:

    This latest arrest means one thing: the coming weeks and months will bring an unholy reckoning to Waka TV resellers across South Africa, as more and more go down – with the force of a DStv-powered train. So step right up, pirates of the pay-TV seas and… tremble before your masters: the authorities of justice (or, y’know, just us – Multichoice & co)! Muahahahaha… #PiratesMustBeStopped – TCS | MultiChoice declares war on piracy – the man leading the fight

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    AirPods Max: The Lie That’s Been Hiding in Plain Sight

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    The Tyranny of USB-C: Apple’s Latest Power Grab

    Apple’s latest attempt to ensnare users in their walled garden has arrived, and it’s as suffocating as ever. The company has "upgraded" their AirPods Max to support USB-C charging, because what’s the point of having a "revolutionary" product if you can’t make it even more proprietary and inconvenient?

    This move is just the latest in a long line of attempts to create a sense of "inclusivity" while simultaneously locking users into Apple’s ecosystem. Remember when they "innovatively" switched to Lightning charging? Yeah, that was a real treat. Now, they’re doing it again, and it’s only a matter of time before they "surprise" us with some new, even more restrictive charging standard.

    But hey, at least the new AirPods Max will come in five "fun" new colors, including starlight, midnight, purple, orange, and blue. Because, you know, that’s what really matters in a wireless headphone – the ability to match your earbuds to your outfit.

    And don’t even get me started on the "Personalized Spatial Audio" feature. Because what we really need is more personalized audio, not to mention more ways for Apple to collect our data and sell it to the highest bidder.

    But hey, if you’re an Apple die-hard, you can pre-order your new AirPods Max starting today for the low, low price of $549. That’s right, the same price as the previous model, because who needs innovation or value when you can have… well, when you can have a slightly different charging port?

    And if you’re not already convinced, just wait until you see the "live blog" of the Apple event, where we’ll be counting down the minutes until the company announces their next move to crush innovation and freedom.

    Colonizing Africa with Silicon Valley’s Soullessness

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    The Telco Revolution: A Provocative Look at Africa’s Digital Frontier

    The Great Unleveler: How WiTechAfrica is Redefining the Telecoms Industry

    In a bold move, WiTechAfrica has launched a platform that promises to disrupt the status quo in Africa’s telecoms industry. The platform, which debuted at the WiTechAfrica: Telecommunications and Datacentre Summit 2024, is poised to empower women and SMMEs in the industry, shaking off the traditional dominance of male-led players.

    The 5G Revolution: A Golden Opportunity for Africa

    Panelists at the summit, including Wabo Majavu, executive strategy and business operations at Africa Data Centres and co-founder of WiTech Africa, touted 5G as a game-changer for Africa’s telecoms industry. But, they warned, its potential can only be realized if inclusive and innovative solutions are developed to bridge the digital divide.

    The Elephant in the Room: Women in Tech

    In a video interview with ITWeb’s On The Road platform, Yandisa Sokhanyile, CEO of Konecta and co-founder of WiTech Africa, shed light on the urgent need for more women in tech leadership roles. "If we don’t have the funds, we then need to innovate," she said, emphasizing the importance of supporting female-led startups.

    The Power of Collaboration

    SMMEs in the telecoms and datacentre sectors still face significant challenges, including limited access to funding, infrastructure, and market opportunities. The panellists underscored the importance of collaboration between public and private sectors to address these challenges.

    A Call to Action

    The summit served as a rallying cry for women and SMMEs in the industry, urging them to innovate, collaborate, and take bold action to shape the future of Africa’s digital frontier. As the telecoms industry continues to evolve, one thing is clear: WiTechAfrica’s bold move is just the beginning of a revolution that will leave no one behind.

    The Dark Side of Luxury: Africa’s Billionaire Playground Exposed

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    The Billionaire’s Playpen: The Most Opulent Airbnbs in South Africa

    Imagine lounging in a villa so luxurious, it’s straight out of a Bond movie. Picture a private helipad, a butler at your beck and call, and an infinity pool that seems to stretch out into the Atlantic Ocean. Sounds like a fantasy? Think again. These opulent Airbnbs are a reality, and we’re giving you the keys to the most extravagant listings in South Africa.

    From beachside villas to mountaintop hideouts, these properties are not for the faint of heart. With prices ranging from R101,429 to a staggering R230,000 per night, they’re an investment only for the 1%. So, if you’re looking to splurge and make a statement, keep reading to discover the most opulent Airbnbs in South Africa.

    The Billionaire’s Playgrounds

    1. Iron Man House – R230,000/night

    Located in Clifton, this Peerutin Karol design is a sun-kissed paradise with a heated pool, hot tub, and sauna. With six bedrooms and 6.5 bathrooms, it can accommodate up to 12 guests. And, for an added touch of whimsy, there’s even a sunken bar.

    1. K Cottage – R185,000/night

    Imagine a futuristic hideout on 55 acres of reserved forest, complete with a private chef and helipad. This K Cottage is a Bond villain’s playground, with an infinity pool, tennis court, and home gym. For a mere R185,000 per night, it’s a steal.

    Luxury at Its Finest

    1. Hollywood Mansion – R183,792/night

    Just two minutes from the beach, this Hollywood-style mansion boasts breathtaking mountain and ocean views. With six bedrooms and six bathrooms, it’s fit for a celebrity. The icing on the cake? A live-in butler and movie theater.

    1. 21 Nettleton – R175,000/night

    Not technically a home, but a six-suite boutique hotel on a lush hillside, 21 Nettleton is a stylish oasis with a private pool and butler service.

    The Cape Town Showstopper

    1. Cape Kloof – R105,000/night

    For the discerning traveler, Cape Kloof is a tranquil retreat nestled in the city limits. With an in-house personal trainer, private pool, and balcony with ocean views, this villa is the epitome of luxury.

    Garden of Eden

    1. Kaleidoscope – R111,012/night

    Tucked away in Clifton, Kaleidoscope is a Cecil and Beyond design that blends modernity and naturalism. Boasting endless ocean views and a private chef, it’s the perfect retreat from the world.

    Beachside Bliss

    1. Villa Vista – R101,429/night

    Imagine an open-plan villa on a mountainous hillside, with elevator access to your very own balcony with Atlantic Ocean views. Complete with a private pool and elevator access, Villa Vista is the ultimate beachside escape.

    Conclusion

    Whether you’re a billionaire playboy or just a discerning traveler, these opulent Airbnbs in South Africa offer the ultimate luxury experience. From helipads to butlers, these villas are the epitome of extravagance. If you’re ready to make a statement and treat yourself like royalty, book your stay today.

    Ultimate Betrayal: Miniroll’s Sonic Sacrilege.

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    The Ultimate Ears Miniroll is a watered-down, miniature version of its former self – a pathetic attempt to cram a decent speaker into a pocket-sized container. At a whopping 4 inches in diameter and 1.9 inches thick, it’s almost as if they’re trying to hide the fact that it’s a glorified tin can with a battery and a wire attached. The weight? A paltry 9.8 ounces (279g), making it a mere featherweight compared to the mighty sound it claims to produce. And don’t even get me started on the strap – a flimsy piece of plastic that’s more likely to break than to hold up the speaker in the first place.

    And who thought it was a good idea to call this… thing a “speaker”?
    Image: Logitch / Ultimate Ears

    And don’t even get me started on the “PartyUp” feature – a pathetic attempt to make up for the speaker’s lack of sound quality by allowing you to pair multiple Minirolls together. But let’s be real, it’s not like it’s going to make a difference. And as for the battery life? A laughable 12 hours of playback. Try using it for an entire day without needing a recharge, I dare you.

    Artificial Insurrection: Wall Street’s Secret AI War

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    AI in Financial Services: A Wake-Up Call for South Africa

    A staggering 67% of South African financial services organizations are still in the dark ages of artificial intelligence (AI), while the rest are struggling to keep up with the rapidly evolving landscape. According to a new report by ActiveOps, a leading provider of AI-powered decision intelligence, financial services leaders in South Africa are demanding the use of AI for real-time insights, but many are still stuck in the slow lane.

    The report, "Ready or Not, AI is Here," reveals that financial services organizations in South Africa are failing to harness the power of AI, with nearly half unable to access data to make real-time decisions. This is a shocking revelation, especially considering the industry’s reliance on data-driven decision-making.

    But it’s not all doom and gloom. The report also highlights the growing demand for AI, with 98% of financial services leaders believing that AI will help them make better decisions. And 37% of operations leaders in South Africa believe that AI will automate more tasks to increase efficiency.

    So, what’s holding them back? The report points to a lack of data skills, inconsistent use of terms or metrics across a business, and a lack of support from other departments as major roadblocks to AI adoption. But ActiveOps is sounding the alarm, urging financial services organizations to overcome these challenges and unlock the potential of AI.

    "The majority of leaders are aware of the advantages that AI can bring, especially when it comes to managing and overseeing large-scale operations," says Kuljit Bawa, MD of EMEIA at ActiveOps. "But this is what will propel it into tech stacks across South Africa and unleash the power of real-time data."

    In a year’s time, half of operations leaders in South Africa want AI to tell them what they should do based on predictive insights, suggesting a promising shift in the levels of trust in AI. And with over half believing AI will give them greater control over cyber security, it’s clear that the stakes are high.

    So, what’s the takeaway? Financial services organizations in South Africa need to wake up to the reality of AI and start embracing its potential. The future of the industry depends on it.

    The Apocalypse of Smartphone: How Apple’s Monday Keynote Will Redefine Humanity’s Relationship with Technology

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    The Battle for Dominance: Apple’s Game-Changing Announcement

    Apple’s most important event of the year takes place on Monday, marking a day of reckoning for the tech giant as it battles to stay ahead of the competition. With the likes of Huawei nipping at its heels, Apple knows it must pull out all the stops to maintain its grip on the market. And what better way to do so than with a slew of innovative products and services that promise to disrupt the status quo?

    So, what’s on the agenda for Apple’s eagerly anticipated keynote event? Rumors are circulating about everything from a radical new iPhone design to major updates for the Apple Watch and AirPods. But we’re not here to sugarcoat it – the stakes are high, and the pressure is mounting.

    Will Apple’s much-hyped AI technology be the game-changer that sets it apart from the competition, or will it fall short of expectations? Can its revamped iPhone design truly give consumers what they want: a device that’s not only sleek but also features cutting-edge innovation? The world is waiting with bated breath as Apple attempts to answer these questions.

    The Highlights

    iPhone 16: The ultimate power player, the new iPhone 16 promises to revolutionize the way we interact with our devices. With its AI-powered cameras and sleek design, it’s set to be a major player in the tech world.

    Apple Watch Series 10: The watch that started it all, the Apple Watch Series 10 is due for an update, and we can’t wait to see what’s in store. From improved health monitoring to advanced AI capabilities, this latest iteration is expected to raise the bar once again.

    AirPods Pro 2: Those who were left underwhelmed by the original AirPods Pro will be thrilled to hear that an upgrade is on the way. With improved noise cancellation and an all-new design, this latest iteration is set to be a game-changer.

    But What’s Missing?

    While the anticipation is building, we can’t help but wonder what’s missing from Apple’s arsenal. When will we see a revolutionary new MacBook design? And what’s the hold-up on those long-rumored updates to the iMac and Mac Pro? The waiting game is excruciating, but one thing is certain – we’ll be keeping a close eye on Apple’s next move.

    The Competition

    In the meantime, Huawei is quietly building momentum, making waves with its own cutting-edge innovations and affordable pricing. Can Apple stay ahead of the pack, or will Huawei finally take its rightful place at the top of the tech food chain? The world is waiting to find out.

    So, buckle up and get ready for what promises to be an eventful week in the world of tech. Will Apple’s keynote event be a slam dunk, or will it falter under the pressure? One thing’s for certain – we’re in for a wild ride.

    The Try Guys’ Insincere Gamble: Sucking Money from Fans into Oblivion

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    The Try Guys are desperately clinging to the hope that their pitiful 20% subscription revenue from their ad-free service 2nd Try will somehow magically make up for their lack of actual success. Meanwhile, they’re still begging for scraps from YouTube’s table, perpetuating their parasitic existence.

    In a laughable attempt to spin their struggling subscription numbers, co-founder Zach Kornfeld declared that 2nd Try is “exceeding expectations” – a desperate attempt to convince investors and fans that their business is actually thriving. But we all know the truth: The Try Guys are a shell of their former selves, struggling to regain the attention of their dwindling audience.

    And don’t even get me started on the scandal that rocked their world a couple of years ago. The Try Guys’ co-founder’s dirty little secret was exposed, and their reputation was forever tarnished. It’s a wonder they can even show their faces on YouTube again.

    “We got to a point where it cost more money for us to make the shows our audience loved than we got in from YouTube,” Kornfeld whined. Yeah, no kidding – because your audience has long since lost interest in your stale, formulaic content. It’s a sad state of affairs when creators have to resort to pleading for scraps from their adoring fans.

    Meanwhile, another group of YouTubers, Watcher Entertainment, has taken the bold step of actually committing to their art, limiting free episodes to force subscribers to pony up. And what’s the reaction from the masses? A wave of outrage and entitlement. Fans are outraged that their favorite creators won’t be catering to their every whim, and are demanding they return to the good old days of free content and endless episodes. Wake up, sheeple – the era of freebies is over, and the era of subscription-based exploitation has begun.

    South Africans now stuck with “light speed” internet

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    South Africa’s Mobile Networks: A Recipe for Disaster or a Catalyst for Change?

    New research from Opensignal, a technology market analyst firm, reveals that South Africa’s mobile download speeds have improved by up to 30% compared to earlier this year. But what’s behind this sudden surge in speed, and is it enough to address the country’s deep-seated mobile connectivity issues?

    According to Opensignal’s analysis, the increased adoption of 5G is contributing to the improvement in download speed. But is 5G the silver bullet that will solve South Africa’s mobile woes, or is it just a band-aid on a festering wound?

    The Numbers Don’t Lie

    Opensignal’s report highlights some stark differences between South Africa’s mobile operators. Cell C users have seen the biggest increases in download speed, with a 30% boost, followed by Telkom (11%), MTN (5%), and Vodacom (5%). But while MTN may be leading the pack in terms of overall download speeds, its leadership is under threat from Cell C’s rapid improvements.

    The Elephant in the Room

    But amidst the excitement about 5G and improved download speeds, there are some uncomfortable truths that need to be addressed. South Africa’s mobile networks are still plagued by issues such as vandalism, damage to networks, and the ongoing phase-out of 2G and 3G networks. And let’s not forget the elephant in the room: the country’s poor regulation and lack of public-private partnerships to support mobile networks and telecommunications services.

    The Future is Uncertain

    So what does the future hold for South Africa’s mobile networks? Will 5G be the game-changer that operators and regulators hope it will be, or will it just be another fleeting promise that fails to deliver? One thing is certain: the country’s mobile landscape is undergoing a seismic shift, and it’s up to operators, regulators, and consumers to navigate this uncertain terrain.

    The Key Takeaways

    • South Africa’s overall download speeds have improved by up to 30%.
    • MTN wins the 5G availability award, but Cell C users have seen the biggest increases in download speed.
    • Vodacom wins the consistent quality award, but Telkom’s network is improving rapidly.
    • Cell C is top in South Africa for overall video experience.
    • MTN continues to lead in 5G video and 5G games experience.

    The stakes are high, and the clock is ticking. Will South Africa’s mobile networks rise to the challenge, or will they continue to lag behind the rest of the world? Only time will tell.