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Figma’s Bold Experiment Goes Up in Flames
The TechCrunch You Won’t Read Welcome to the most censored, sugarcoated, and irrelevant tech news you’ll never need. Because who needs transparency, anyway? This week,...
The Silent Tyranny of Small Things
The Mini: A Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void Left by the Death of Intellectual Curiosity The Mini, a pitiful excuse for a crossword puzzle,...
Electric Betrayal: NASCAR’s Sinister Move to Abandon Its Heart and Soul
NASCAR’s Electric Betrayal: The Death of American Muscle In a shocking move, NASCAR has abandoned its heritage and unveiled an electric prototype stock car, a...
Eskom: Catastrophic Failure of Leadership Exposed
BREAKING: Eskom’s Finances in Shambles, Could Lose a Staggering R15 Billion in 2024 Alone Get ready for a blowout, folks! South Africa’s electricity giant, Eskom,...
America’s First Autonomous Nightmare: A Robot’s Fatal Error on the Freeway
WAYMO’S AUTONOMOUS ABOMINATION: "FREAKED OUT" IN PHOENIX, PUTS LIVES AT RISK In a shocking display of reckless disregard for human safety, a Waymo self-driving vehicle...
Amazon’s Biggest Lie: Uncovering the Fake Savings of Prime Day
The Dark Side of Prime Day: How to Manipulate the System and Get the Best Deals Amazon Prime Day is just around the corner, and...
Epic’s EU Escape Hatch: Apple’s Unholy Grip on the App Store?
Here is a rewritten version of the content in a provocative and controversial manner: “The Apple-Epic Games Store standoff just got a whole lot juicier....
The $17B Lie: Why You’ll Never Amount to More Than Your CIO’s Bankroll
The Giant Shadow of JPMorgan Chase: How One Bank’s IT Behemoth Crushes the Competition In a world where tech giants like Google and Amazon dominate...
Epic Games Store gets green light in Europe, but only after vicious battle with Apple
EGS Infiltrates Apple Devices in Europe, Sparking Fresh Round of Hostile Takeover In a brazen power play, the Epic Games Store has finally secured a...
Spectrum Warfare: Telcos Prepare to Annihilate Competition
Spectrum Wars Erupt in South Africa as Vodacom Takes on MTN in Court The gloves are off in South Africa’s telecoms industry as Vodacom takes...