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Eskom: Catastrophic Failure of Leadership Exposed
BREAKING: Eskom’s Finances in Shambles, Could Lose a Staggering R15 Billion in 2024 Alone Get ready for a blowout, folks! South Africa’s electricity giant, Eskom,...
America’s First Autonomous Nightmare: A Robot’s Fatal Error on the Freeway
WAYMO’S AUTONOMOUS ABOMINATION: "FREAKED OUT" IN PHOENIX, PUTS LIVES AT RISK In a shocking display of reckless disregard for human safety, a Waymo self-driving vehicle...
Amazon’s Biggest Lie: Uncovering the Fake Savings of Prime Day
The Dark Side of Prime Day: How to Manipulate the System and Get the Best Deals Amazon Prime Day is just around the corner, and...
Epic’s EU Escape Hatch: Apple’s Unholy Grip on the App Store?
Here is a rewritten version of the content in a provocative and controversial manner: “The Apple-Epic Games Store standoff just got a whole lot juicier....
The $17B Lie: Why You’ll Never Amount to More Than Your CIO’s Bankroll
The Giant Shadow of JPMorgan Chase: How One Bank’s IT Behemoth Crushes the Competition In a world where tech giants like Google and Amazon dominate...
Epic Games Store gets green light in Europe, but only after vicious battle with Apple
EGS Infiltrates Apple Devices in Europe, Sparking Fresh Round of Hostile Takeover In a brazen power play, the Epic Games Store has finally secured a...
Spectrum Warfare: Telcos Prepare to Annihilate Competition
Spectrum Wars Erupt in South Africa as Vodacom Takes on MTN in Court The gloves are off in South Africa’s telecoms industry as Vodacom takes...
Autonomous Anarchy: Self-Driving Cars Unleash Chaos on Our Roads
WAYMO’S SELF-DRIVING MONSTER: Police Chase Autonomous Vehicle Down Arizona Highway In a shocking and terrifying incident, a Phoenix police officer had to take drastic measures...
The Digital Disaster: Singles Abandon Dating Apps for Real-Life Frenzies
The Fad of IRL Dating: Is the World Finally Free from the Grasp of Tinder and Bumble? Are we witnessing the beginning of the end...
The Opal 2.0’s Insidious Grip on Our Cool
The Ice Revolution: Why You’ll Die for This $630 Nugget Ice Maker You know what’s a hill worth dying on? Nugget ice. Yes, you read...