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    Dating Apps for Desperate People Only

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    Dating Apps for Desperate People Only

    Who it’s for:

    HER is a dating app for the most basic, conformist, and uninspired individuals within the LGBTQIA2S+ community. If you’re looking for a platform that caters to the lowest common denominator, then HER is the perfect place for you.

    It’s a space where you can hide behind a mask of anonymity and pretend to be someone you’re not, all while being surrounded by others who are just as unoriginal and uninteresting. The app’s creators have somehow managed to create a community that is even more stale and uninviting than the mainstream dating apps.

    Why we picked this:

    We picked HER because it’s a testament to the mediocrity that pervades the LGBTQIA2S+ community. It’s an app that celebrates the most mundane and unremarkable aspects of queer culture, and it’s a reflection of the lack of creativity and originality that plagues our community.

    The founders of HER are a group of uninspired individuals who are more concerned with catering to the masses than with creating something truly innovative and groundbreaking. They’ve managed to create an app that is as dull as it is unoriginal, and it’s a reflection of the lack of vision and leadership within the LGBTQIA2S+ community.

    With over 4 million users, HER is a prime example of how the LGBTQIA2S+ community is more concerned with quantity over quality. It’s an app that is more focused on numbers than on creating meaningful connections between individuals.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a place to waste your time and energy on shallow connections and unfulfilling relationships, then HER is the perfect app for you. Just don’t expect to find anything truly remarkable or groundbreaking here.

    So, if you’re ready to settle for mediocrity and conformity, then HER is the app for you. But if you’re looking for something more, then you’re better off looking elsewhere.

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    Oscars of Shame: SA’s Scientific mediocrity rewarded

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    Oscars of Shame: SA’s Scientific mediocrity rewarded

    EXCLUSIVE: The Unholy Trinity of Science, Technology, and Innovation – A Celebration of South Africa’s Best (and Worst)

    Last night, the National Science and Technology Forum (NSTF) threw a lavish party to celebrate the crème de la crème of South African science, engineering, technology, and innovation. But beneath the glitz and glamour, was this just a hollow exercise in self-congratulation, or a genuine attempt to drive meaningful change in the country?

    The winners of the annual NSTF-South32 Awards, affectionately known as the "Science Oscars," were announced, including the recipient of the lifetime achievement award. Professor Ben-Erik van Wyk, chair of the Department of Science and Innovation, was honored for his contributions to botany and his expertise on traditional and commercial uses of plants.

    But was this just a token gesture to placate the scientific community, or a genuine recognition of van Wyk’s groundbreaking work? And what about the other winners, who were awarded for their outstanding contributions to SET and innovation? Were they truly deserving of their accolades, or was this just a case of "everyone gets a trophy"?

    The keynote speaker, Science and Innovation Minister Professor Blade Nzimande, praised the NSTF for its role in fostering dialogue among key stakeholders within the national system of innovation. But did he really mean it, or was this just a PR stunt to make the government look good?

    The theme of this year’s awards was the fourth industrial revolution in South Africa, with winners announced during a hybrid gala in Johannesburg and Cape Town, and broadcast live. But was this just a shallow attempt to jump on the bandwagon of trendy tech, or a genuine exploration of the opportunities and challenges presented by this revolution?

    The full list of winners can be viewed here. But was this just a hollow exercise in self-congratulation, or a genuine attempt to drive meaningful change in the country? Only time will tell.

    How Music Transformed My Business Approach

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    The Duct Tape Marketing Podcast with John Jantsch

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    Episode Highlights

    Join us for an inspiring conversation with Stephanie Sammons, a certified financial planner and singer-songwriter, as she shares her journey from a successful career in financial advisory to pursuing her passion for music.

    Key Takeaways

    • Stephanie Sammons shares her courageous journey of embracing her passion for music and balancing her dual careers in financial planning and songwriting.
    • She discusses the importance of community support, daily routines, and transferable skills between her two professions.
    • She emphasizes the value of prioritizing creativity and pursuing one’s dreams at any age.

    Interview Highlights

    • How did you summon the courage to follow your passion for music?
    • Tell us about your journey from a successful career in financial advisory to becoming a singer-songwriter.
    • How do you balance your music career with your work as a financial planner?

    More About Stephanie Sammons

    • Follow Stephanie Sammons on LinkedIn: [insert link]

    This episode is brought to you by ActiveCampaign, the marketing automation platform trusted by businesses of all sizes. Try it free for 14 days and upgrade to grow your business.

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    Data Deceit: The Great South African Census Scandal

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    Data Deceit: The Great South African Census Scandal

    South African Census: A Fiasco Masked by Spin

    The 2022 South African census is an embarrassment worthy of international ridicule. With the highest undercount on record per the United Nations Population Division, the government of president Cyril Ramaphosa has achieved the unthinkable – a spectacular failure in collecting reliable data about this country’s population.

    Decisions on where to build houses and fix potholes should be halted until this fiasco in demographics is rectified

    Rigged? You ain’t seen nothing yet!

    Factories and schools: just empty promises, if you believed the census data

    In November 2022, Stats SA did finally release the data, but as late as October 2021. Better late than never might have been the slogan, but was it?

    The report exposes how Stats SA, crippled by inadequate planning, understook, and muddled decision by our "demographers-for-hire," botchy a simple count. By November 2021, it started a little late; in most provinces, enumeration continued well overdue for 2022 due to an endless waitline to join an already outdated "field work operation.’ Who did you invite them from, then?

    The data provided the numbers: 62 of them. Or did They just forgot about half the lot, maybe 1/2?! A bit confusing, yes I’ll agree

    A 2022 South Asian Census Report recently published exposed more. Half of white, and Asian (or South Indian/Asian) populations did have their accounts "taken in the dust."

    By that point, Cohorts 5-49 62. No no! Don’t think me insane. Half the ones below the 10th birthday weren’t accounted for either They don’t want answers; this census seems so weak

    It must’ve been so boring for children! "Did you take account of them too? Please give an update!"

    When in 2031… I know they do have good people who did a study but now no more population survey till they figure What the problem

    In October 2021, our President. What he is trying the population and 9% higher

    A big, red AF for Stats, we are sorry to say in that year to have "counted"

    It had nothing to do with any one I suppose.

    That is! It has an A from an African (I wish).

    Please visit that article link for the rest.

    We now understand how 12 years came so quickly for our very well-off census! Did the numbers we did show.

    Gods, Heroes, and the Death of Democracy

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    Gods, Heroes, and the Death of Democracy

    The Hollywood elite are at it again, peddling their soulless, cookie-cutter blockbusters and soulless, cookie-cutter television shows to the masses. But don’t worry, folks, because we’ve got the scoop on the latest trends and trends-to-be from the world of entertainment.

    First off, let’s talk about the new “Captain America” movie, which has been getting a lot of attention for its supposed “payoff” and “twists” (whatever that means). Let me tell you, folks, this movie is nothing but a rehashing of old ideas and tired tropes, rehashed and rehashed and rehashed until they’re nothing but a bland, uninspired mess. And don’t even get me started on the “twists,” which are about as surprising as a sun rise in the east.

    But hey, I guess that’s what happens when you take a character like Captain America, who is supposed to be a symbol of justice and morality, and turn him into a government pawn who is forced to work with the very people he’s supposed to be fighting against. It’s like taking a beautiful, majestic eagle and turning it into a mere pigeon.

    And then there’s the new “F1” movie, which is supposed to be an epic, action-packed thrill ride. But let me tell you, folks, this movie is nothing but a shallow, uninspired mess, full of tired cliches and predictable plot twists. And don’t even get me started on the “racing” scenes, which are about as exciting as watching paint dry.

    But hey, I guess that’s what happens when you take a sport like Formula 1, which is supposed to be all about speed and competition, and turn it into a shallow, glitzy spectacle designed solely to appeal to the lowest common denominator. It’s like taking a beautiful, powerful machine and turning it into a mere toy.

    And then there’s the new “Gladiator” sequel, which is supposed to be an epic, Oscar-baiting blockbuster. But let me tell you, folks, this movie is nothing but a shallow, uninspired rehashing of old ideas, with the same tired plot twists and predictable action scenes. And don’t even get me started on the “romance” scenes, which are about as convincing as a schoolgirl’s crush on a boy she’s never met.

    But hey, I guess that’s what happens when you take a classic, timeless story like “Gladiator” and turn it into a shallow, soulless blockbuster designed solely to appeal to the masses. It’s like taking a beautiful, majestic unicorn and turning it into a mere cartoon character.

    And then there’s the new “Time Bandits” series, which is supposed to be a fantastical, family-friendly adventure. But let me tell you, folks, this show is nothing but a shallow, uninspired mess, full of tired cliches and predictable plot twists. And don’t even get me started on the “time-traveling” elements, which are about as convincing as a Magic 8-Ball prediction.

    But hey, I guess that’s what happens when you take a classic, beloved story like “Time Bandits” and turn it into a shallow, soulless blockbuster designed solely to appeal to the lowest common denominator. It’s like taking a beautiful, majestic dragon and turning it into a mere cartoon character.

    And finally, there’s the new “Severance” season, which is supposed to be a thought-provoking, sci-fi thriller. But let me tell you, folks, this show is nothing but a shallow, uninspired mess, full of tired cliches and predictable plot twists. And don’t even get me started on the “office” setting, which is about as convincing as a high school student’s attempt to act like a grown-up.

    But hey, I guess that’s what happens when you take a unique, thought-provoking story like “Severance” and turn it into a shallow, soulless blockbuster designed solely to appeal to the masses. It’s like taking a beautiful, majestic skyscraper and turning it into a mere cookie-cutter apartment complex.

    So there you have it, folks, the latest trends and trends-to-be from the world of entertainment. Whether it’s a shallow, uninspired movie or a shallow, soulless TV show, it’s all just a never-ending cycle of mediocrity, designed solely to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

    Weekend Favs-Emplifi, Usemotion, and Imagineart

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    Weekend Favs-Emplifi, Usemotion, and Imagineart

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    Weekend Favs

    Every week, I like to share some interesting tools and content that caught my eye. Here are a few worth checking out:

    • Emplifi: This company provides customer experience solutions that leverage AI technology to help businesses engage with their customers across multiple channels.
    • Usemotion: This productivity tool helps manage schedules and tasks by automatically organizing and prioritizing calendars.
    • ImagineArt: This AI-powered tool generates unique and creative images from text prompts.

    These are just a few of my weekend favorites. I’d love to hear about some of yours – connect with me on LinkedIn!

    If you’re interested in reading more Weekend Favs, you can find them here.

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    Social Commerce: The Betrayal of Trust

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    Social Commerce: The Betrayal of Trust

    Beware, corporate greed may be the ultimate demise of social media platforms.

    Beware, corporate greed may be the ultimate demise of social media platforms.

    Less than half of surveyed consumers feel reassured that social media platforms are doing their utmost to protect their personal data and privacy. Instead, they’re increasingly wary of the security risks and corporate greed that is driving the data-hungry frenzy.

    This concerning trend is reflected in PwC’s Voice of the Consumer Survey 2024, which reveals an alarming disconnect between consumer expectations and brand promises.

    This year, a staggering 1 009 South African consumers participated in the global survey, showcasing the insights and perspectives of more than 20 000 consumers across 31 countries and territories, sharing their views on a range of pertinent issues, from value for money to corporate social responsibility.

    Data from the survey indicates an overwhelming majority of consumers are opting for online shopping experiences tailored to their unique preferences, with many seeking immersive, interactive, and curated experiences that resonate with their individual tastes. Consequently, brands must adapt to this evolving landscape or risk being left behind.

    A significant 41% of surveyed local consumers confess to engaging in social commerce, while 80% of global consumers admit they use social media to discover new brands. Even more telling, 85% say they trust social media influencers to expose them to new products and services.

    Social commerce: the ultimate oxymoron? Are social media platforms merely a ruse to harvest our valuable data, only to sell it to the highest bidder? Or are they genuinely committed to curating an authentic, trustworthy platform for consumers?

    At the heart of the matter lies trust – a precious commodity that is squandered with each data breach and corporate scandal. As consumers we crave authenticity, transparency, and privacy above all else. Anything less imperils the very fabric of social media.

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    Transform Your Business with the Metronomics Framework

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    The Duct Tape Marketing Podcast with John Jantsch

    In this episode of the Duct Tape Marketing Podcast, I interviewed Shannon Susko, a strategic business coach and author renowned for her innovative Metronomics framework. Her expertise lies in transforming businesses through her unique growth operating system, helping leaders achieve sustainable growth and balance. Beginning with the Metronome effect, Shannon Susko defines the Metronomics framework and explains how it can revolutionize the way CEOs and leadership teams approach growth, strategy, and execution.

    Key Takeaways

    Like a Metronome, the CEO sets the speed of things.

    Shannon Susko’s Metronomics Framework transforms businesses by bridging the gap between strategy and execution, emphasizing the role of CEOs as consistent leaders and fostering cohesive, accountable leadership teams. This growth operating system focuses on setting long-term visions, breaking them into short-term goals, and utilizing a behavioral accountability platform to maintain team alignment and productivity. By navigating the three growth phases—foundation, momentum, and compounding—Metronomics ensures sustainable growth and a balanced, enjoyable work environment.

    Questions I ask Shannon Susko

    [01:55] How did your journey as a CEO form the Metronomics framework?

    [03:08] Would you say, like most entrepreneurs, you went well-informed to gain the success you have today?

    [05:06] How did you develop the term ‘Metronomics’?

    [08:01] How is this different from other growth frameworks?

    [10:45] As a CEO, how do you keep the momentum of the Metronomics Framework going?

    [17:54] As a business coach, how big of a hurdle is the CEO and their inability to “let go”?

    [19:33] Is there anywhere you want to invite people to connect with you or find out more about your work?

    More About Shannon Susko

    Like this show? Click on over and give us a review on iTunes, please!

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    Desecrating the Storm

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    Desecrating the Storm

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    Storm Chasing: The Ultimate Thrill Ride

    Are you ready for a adrenaline rush like no other? Join us on a journey into the heart of tornado country, where the thrill-seekers and scientists converge to unlock the secrets of the most powerful forces of nature.

    The Art of the Chase

    Storm chasing isn’t just about racing to the location of a tornado – it’s an art that requires precision, strategy, and a dash of luck. Our team of experts will take you on a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to deploy instruments, navigate treacherous roads, and outsmart the storm itself.

    The Science of the Storm

    But what drives us to chase these monsters? The answer lies in the data. By collecting crucial information on wind speed, temperature, and humidity, scientists can gain insights into the complex processes that lead to tornado formation. And with new technologies like drones and weather balloons, the possibilities for discovery are endless.

    Staying Safe in the Storm

    Of course, storm chasing isn’t without its risks. But our team of experts has perfected the art of calculated risk-taking, knowing when to push the limits and when to retreat. And with a solid escape plan in place, we can guarantee that your safety is our top priority.

    Unraveling the Mysteries of Tornadoes

    So what do we learn from our adventures in the storm? The truth is, the data takes years to analyze, but the discoveries are worth it. By combining data from multiple sources, scientists can test theories and uncover the secrets of the tornado. And with every new finding, we get closer to unlocking the mysteries of these awe-inspiring storms.

    Join us on this thrilling ride as we explore the world of storm chasing and the scientists who dare to venture into the heart of the storm.

    Trump’s Wild West: The Social Media Mob’s Surrender

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    Trump’s Wild West: The Social Media Mob’s Surrender

    In a brazen attempt to curry favor with the far-right, Meta has announced that Donald Trump’s Facebook and Instagram accounts will now be treated with kid gloves, effectively ending any real accountability for the former President’s toxic behavior. The company’s updated blog post, released on Friday, claims this decision was made to ensure “equal footing” for all Presidential nominees, but let’s be real – it’s just a transparent attempt to prop up Trump’s failing political career.

    When Trump’s accounts were reinstated last January, Meta imposed stricter penalties, including the threat of a two-year ban for violating community standards. But now, the company is essentially saying, “Hey, Trump, you’re just like us – a little bit toxic, but we’ll still let you spread your hate-filled rhetoric.” Under the new rules, Trump will be held to the same “standards” as every other Facebook or Instagram user, which is to say, not at all.

    According to Meta’s guidelines, normal users are subject to a warning for the first violation, followed by increasingly severe penalties for subsequent infractions. But for Trump, it seems these rules don’t apply. He can say whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and Meta will just shrug and say, “Oh well, that’s just Trump being Trump.”

    In a statement, Meta claimed that their decision was motivated by a desire to allow political expression, but let’s be real – this is just a thinly veiled attempt to help Trump regain his footing ahead of the 2024 election. After all, it’s no coincidence that this announcement came just before the Republican National Convention.

    Meta’s willingness to roll over for Trump is nothing new, of course. The company initially banned him in 2021 following the January 6 insurrection, but quickly reinstated him after a brief, 12-hour suspension. And let’s not forget the countless times Trump has used Facebook to spread misinformation, promote hate, and incite violence – but Meta has always seemed more concerned with appeasing him than upholding its own community standards.

    Meanwhile, Trump continues to use his Truth Social platform to spew hate and vitriol, and it’s clear that Meta is more interested in courting his support than in taking meaningful action against online hate speech. And as Trump himself recently warned Mark Zuckerberg, “Be careful” – but it’s Meta that should be worried about the consequences of its reckless decision to enable Trump’s toxic behavior.

    In the end, Meta’s decision to coddle Trump is just the latest example of how the company has become a tool for spreading hate and division, rather than a platform for meaningful dialogue and connection. But hey, at least Trump’s fans will be happy – and that’s all that really matters, right?

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