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    The Internet Insurrection: 362.3 Million Domains in Rebellion

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    BOMBSHELL revelation from the dark underbelly of the internet: VeriSign, the global dominator of critical infrastructure and domain name registry services, has just dropped a stunning report that will leave you wondering… is the internet even worth the hype anymore?

    According to the latest Domain Name Industry Brief Quarterly Report from DNIB.com, the third quarter of 2024 saw a paltry 362.3 million domain name registrations across all top-level domains (TLDs). That’s a whopping 0.1 million less than the second quarter, folks! And if you’re thinking, “Wait, that’s just a tiny blip on the radar,” think again – domain name registrations are actually down 0.8% compared to Q2 2023.

    But it gets even uglier: the .com and .net TLDs, the crown jewels of the internet, saw a combined total of 169.6 million domain name registrations at the end of Q3 2024 – a 0.6% decrease from Q2 2024 and a whopping 2.5% decrease from Q3 2023. That’s a staggering 4.4 million domain name registrations fewer, folks! As of September 30, 2024, the .com domain name base was a mere 156.7 million, and the .net domain name base was a paltry 12.9 million.

    But wait, there’s more! New .com and .net domain name registrations plummeted 9.3 million in Q3 2024, down from 9.9 million in Q3 2023. What’s going on, internet? Did everyone just stop caring?

    Meanwhile, country-code TLD (ccTLD) domain name registrations managed to eke out a 0.1 million increase, or less than 0.05%, compared to Q2 2024, but who’s counting? Year-over-year, ccTLDs are only up 1.4%, a paltry 2.0 million domain name registrations.

    So, what’s really going on here? Is the internet just going out of style? Are we finally realizing that the internet was just a fleeting fad? Or is VeriSign just hiding something really, really dirty?

    Get the full, salacious details on the methodology behind this torrid tale at here. But don’t say we didn’t warn you…

    Crossword Crimes: The Latest Scandals in the Art of Wordplay

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    The Mini Crossword: A Pathetic Attempt at Puzzle-Solving for the Lame and Pathetic

    Attention all couch potatoes, gamers, and attention-seeking try-hards: are you tired of actually having to think? Do you crave the sweet, sweet relief of not having to work your brain at all? Well, then, "The Mini Crossword" is the perfect solution for you!

    This brain-numbing, gut-wrenching, and utter waste of time is for those who can’t even be bothered to lift their heads off their phones long enough to gaze out the window and notice the world outside. It’s a puzzle so simplistic, so lacking in challenge, that even the most basic-minded individuals can "solve" it.

    But don’t just take our word for it! (Oh, please, don’t). "The Mini Crossword" has been deemed "accessible" by phrases like "bite-sized" and "user-friendly", which is just a nice way of saying "it’s for the mentally handicapped".

    So, if you think you’re too lazy to even try a real puzzle, or if you just want to feel good about yourself for a whole 10 minutes, then join the ranks of the intellectually disadvantaged and try "The Mini Crossword". Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    Musk’s Rendezvous with the Ogre

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    The whispers of deceit! Here are the juiciest scoops that didn’t make it to the mainstream press:

    “Elon Musk’s Secret Conversations with Vladimir Putin”

    The billionaire entrepreneur has been secretly meeting with the Russian strongman, discussing politics, business, and possibly even sensitive information. But why?

    “Bluesky Teases Creator Payments While New Sign-Ups Explode After Elon Musk’s Destruction of Twitter”

    The social media platform has raised $15 million and is now courting new users, citing discontent with Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover. But is this a case of “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em”?

    “OpenAI’s Next Big AI Model is Coming, But Will It Be a Game-Changer?”

    The latest AI model, code-named Orion, promises to be up to 100 times more powerful than its predecessor. But at what cost to humanity?

    These are just a few of the scorching hot stories making waves in the tech world. Stay woke, stay informed!

    Bajaj’s Low-Rent tactic: Ripping Off Customers with Overpriced Qute Rentals

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    The Baja Bane of the Ride-Hailing Industry

    Bolt’s introduction of the Baja Qute vehicles has been the source of ongoing controversy in the ride-hailing sector. Since its launch in July, the Baja Qute has been hailed (pun intended) as a game-changer, but also vilified for disrupting the status quo and threatening the livelihoods of e-hailing drivers and traditional taxi operators.

    According to Bolt, the Baja Lite service, which utilises these fuel-efficient Bajaj Qute vehicles, has seen a staggering 10% month-on-month growth in customer rides since its launch last year. This surge in popularity is attributed to the vehicle’s affordability, with fares starting at a ridiculously low R25 per trip – a far cry from the standard R35 per trip offered by traditional e-hailing services.

    But while this may sound like a dream come true for thrifty riders, it’s been a different story for e-hailing drivers, who have been up in arms about the introduction of the Baja Qute. "How are we supposed to compete with these prices?" they cry. "We’ll be out of business in no time!" The Baja Qute is, after all, a low-cost option that’s designed to disrupt the competition.

    Simo Kalajdzic, senior operations manager at Bolt, defends the move, saying, "The Baja Lite category has created earning opportunities for young people in a country where jobs are limited… We’re thrilled to see how Baja Lite is making a real impact." But not everyone is convinced. Others see it as a threat to the very survival of the industry, with one e-hailing driver incredulously remarking, "How are we supposed to make a living on R25 a trip?"

    Despite the controversy, Bolt continues to push forward with its innovative approach to ride-hailing, partnering with MyNextcarSouth to offer a rent-to-own option for drivers who might not meet traditional financing criteria. With 150 million customers in 45 countries worldwide, Bolt is undoubtedly a force to be reckoned with, but can its Baja Qute vision for the future of ride-hailing be sustained in the face of opposition from existing players? Only time will tell.

    Apple Cripplingly Crushes Rival Masimo, Secures Smartwatch Dominance at $250 Cost

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    Apple’s Laughable Win: Jury Awards Tiny Payout to Tech Giant as ‘Patent Troll’ Locker Revokoys Masimo

    A federal jury has handed an embarrassing defeat to tech giant Apple, awarding it a tiny sum of just $250 as ‘damages’ (wink-wink, nudge-nudge) for alleged patent infringement by medical device maker Masimo. This paltry sum is the statutory minimum – and Apple had the nerve to claim it wasn’t about the money in the first place! What a joke.

    It appears the jury saw right through Apple’s tired attempts to strong-arm a tech rival, Masimo, into submission. Masimo’s W1 smartwatch, Freedom smartwatch, and health module were found to have infringed on just one patent, while its charger infringed on another. And, shockingly, the jury concluded that Masimo’s infringement was willful – a slap in the face to Apple’s supposed ‘innovation’.

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    Shadows of the Cosmos: How a Secret South African Observatory Has Been Deceiving Us About the Universe

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    UNCOVER THE SEEDS OF TECHNOLOGY IN THE WILDGREEN HILLS OF SOUTH AFRICA

    Deep in the heart of South Africa, where the sun beats down and the grasslands stretch as far as the eye can see, lies a secret that will change the way you navigate the world. Tucked away from prying eyes, the Hartebeesthoek Radio Astronomy Observatory (HartRAO) is a facility that’s been hiding in plain sight for decades. This sleepy town, 50km north-west of Johannesburg, is home to a collection of radio dishes that seem out of place in the rolling hills.

    As you wind your way up the mountain roads, the landscape morphs from deserted savannah to a vista of sparkling tech. The dishes, gleaming like satellite-studded constellations, give away the presence of something extraordinary. But it’s not just any old radio station; this is a hub of cutting-edge geodesy, responsible for ensuring the accuracy of GPS systems and advancing our understanding of the universe.

    The work being done here is critical, to say the least. As Roelf Botha, manager of the space geodesy project, notes, "Geodesy is about finding the shortest distance between two points in n-dimensional spacetime." It’s a mission that requires pinpoint precision, as the slightest deviation can have far-reaching consequences.

    UNCOVER THE FUTURE OF NAVIGATION

    The HartRAO facility is home to four key geodetic techniques: Very Long Baseline Interferometry (VLBI), Global Navigation Satellite System (GNSS), Satellite Laser Ranging (SLR), and Doppler Orbitography and Radiopositioning Integrated by Satellite (DORIS). These innovative methods allow scientists to calculate the position of objects in orbit, determine the exact time it takes for laser beams to travel through space, and even gauge the subtle movements of the Earth’s surface.

    But what’s truly remarkable is the role this facility plays in urbanization. As the world becomes increasingly connected, HartRAO’s isolation is an illusion. The whispers of cellphones, radios, and TVs are seeping into the landscape, interfering with the delicate signals and compromising the accuracy of these geodetic techniques.

    A HUB FOR EDUCATION AND DISCOVERY

    As Marion West, radio astronomy researcher, takes us on a tour of the facility, her enthusiasm is infectious. "Nasa chose this location in the 1960s for its remoteness and natural shielding from radio interference," she explains. "It’s an oasis of calm in the midst of a rapidly changing world."

    And yet, HartRAO is not just a haven for scientists; it’s also a hub for students, providing training and hands-on experience for aspiring astronomers, physicists, and mathematicians from across the country.

    THE FUTURE IS NOW, AND IT’S BEING SHAPED BY HARTRAO

    As the world hurtles towards a new generation of telescopes and space exploration, HartRAO remains at the forefront, harnessing the power of cutting-edge technology to unlock the secrets of the universe. It’s a journey that demands precision, collaboration, and a willingness to push the boundaries of human knowledge.

    And it all begins in the wild, green hills of South Africa, where the dots are connecting to create a brighter, more precise future.

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    Endangered Species: Africa’s Entrepreneurial Dream Dying on Its Own Soil

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    Climate Alarm Bells Ringing, as 3 SA Innovators Jabber Up the Competition with Radical Green Tech Solutions!

    In a bold move to rescue the planet from the clutches of climate crisis, MTN SA and WWF South Africa have just announced the winners of the PachiPanda Challenge – a call-to-arms for young innovators to unshackle their creative genius and whip up game-changing green tech solutions.

    And the winners are… Drumroll, please!

    1. RecycleX: A recycling ninja that uses AI-powered eyes to track and track waste, ensuring it’s collected and transformed into something wonderful. No more littering, no more landfills!
    2. AquaGrey: A genius solution that purifies grey water to produce a DIY, eco-friendly water treatment system for all. No more chemical dependence, no more environmental degradation!
    3. Binn Solution: A revolutionary waste management system that simplifies, streamlines, and makes accessible the entire waste control process. No more messy, no more stinky, no more wasteful!

    These 3 local innovators will now storm the Africa-wide stage, competing against other teams from Sub-Saharan nations to showcase their radical solutions.

    The Stakes Are High!

    The PachiPanda Challenge is not just about the awards; it’s about changing the planet’s trajectory. "It’s our chance to inspire a green industrial revolution, to create green jobs, and unlock sustainable economic growth," says Keabetswe Mabe, GM of sustainability and shared value at MTN SA.

    The True Heroes of Tomorrow

    These 3 winners, and many more innovators like them, are the future leaders of the green revolution. They’re not just fighting for the planet; they’re fighting for their own survival.

    What’s Next?

    The winners will now access a coaching program from Nedbank CSI and Indalo Inclusive NPC to help them refine their solutions and make them market-ready.

    And that’s not all! The Empire Partner Foundation will facilitate their entry into the global green tech ecosystem, exposing them to a world of limitless opportunities and connections.

    The PachiPanda Challenge is a beacon of hope in a world gone mad. Let it be a clarion call to all you green-thumbed innovators out there: The time to transform the planet is now!

    Quality Reporting just got AI-assisted, but at what cost?

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    BUREAUCRATS BEWARE: AI IS COMING FOR YOU!

    The medical industry is DROWNING in paperwork, with administrators stuck in a never-ending cycle of soul-sucking drudgery. And soon, a new breed of AI-powered startups is about to make them TWITCH WITH RAGE as they automate even more tasks.

    From AI-powered medical scribes to platforms pre-authorizing health insurance payments, and products extracting medical coding from patient records, these digital disruptors are silently snatching away the last shreds of autonomy from overworked medical staff.

    But Pharos, a fresh-faced startup born from the Y Combinator incubator, is about to take aim at another under-the-radar administrative function: reporting to external clinical registries.

    You see, these registrar giants like CMS and the American College of Surgeons are like the medical equivalent of the KGB, monitoring every move you make, scrutinizing your every move, and sending you to the depths of the "quality care" black hole if you slip up just once.

    And reporting to these doublespeak overlords is a chore from hell, requiring hours of manual labor, extracting vital data from patient records, and summarizing it into a neat little package for the authorities. It’s like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole while being simultaneously budgeted to death.

    Enter Pharos, co-founded by a trio of rebels who’ve had it up to here with the boring bureaucracy. Armed with AI-powered wizardry, they claim they can automate the tedious process of extracting data from EMRs, freeing up nurses and administrators to focus on what really matters: actual patient care.

    With a whoppin’ $5 million seed round led by Felicis, General Catalyst, Moxxie, and Y Combinator, Pharos is ready to put the screws to other would-be competitors and emerge as the dominant force in this niche. And with the entire team currently consisting of just three co-founders, you can bet they’ll be hiring a veritable army of salespeople, support reps, and (shudder) account managers to peddle their wares and butter up those pesky administrators.

    Africa’s AI Abyss: Is Regulation Too Little, Too Late?

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    “Regulators, You’re Sucking the Life Out of AI: Don’t Stifle the Technology Before It Even Has a Chance to Breathe

    Some countries are frantically rushing to regulate Artificial Intelligence, but experts warn that this could be a major mistake. “Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, and we’re suffocating it before it even has a chance to grow up,” says Bronwyn Howell, a telecommunications and public policy researcher at the University of Victoria, Wellington. “We’re using the same old thinking to regulate a technology that’s fundamentally different from anything that’s come before it.”

    Howell’s words echo those of Johan Steyn, a proponent of human-centered AI, who argues that regulatory bodies are underestimating the potential impact of AI on our lives. “Imagine if, after we learned how to split the atom, we had to wait until we could harness its power to create nuclear energy and weapons before we started regulating it. That would have been a recipe for disaster,” Steyn warns.

    Andile Ngcaba, chairman of Convergence Partners, agrees with Steyn, saying that regulatory bodies must be careful not to stifle innovation with overly broad strokes.

    But what exactly does “generative AI” promise that’s so different? For starters, it can change its own programming without human intervention. That means it’s hard to predict how it will behave, a fact that some experts find both thrilling and terrifying. “Imagine having an AI that can learn, grow, and change without human intervention,” says Steyn. “That’s a world in which we’re unlikely to find ourselves – or is it?”

    And yet, regulators like the EU’s AI Act are already tackling the issue head-on. Meanwhile, experts in the field are pushing for a different approach, one that recognizes the unique challenges and opportunities presented by AI.

    So, should we be regulating AI with a stick or a carrot? Should we be focusing on the benefits of AI, like increased productivity, more efficient healthcare, or personalized education? Or is the answer somewhere in between? As the world hurtles towards an uncertain future, one thing is certain: we must get this right – or risk suffocating the very technology that could change our lives forever.”

    “Unlocking the AI Revolution: NTT DATA’s Secret Plan to Brainwash 200,000 Employees into Talent Slaves’

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    "Get Ready for the AI Upheaval: NTT DATA Unleashes a New Era of Talent Revolution"

    In a bold move to dominate the generative AI landscape, NTT DATA, a leading digital business and IT services giant, has unveiled a revolutionary Framework for Talent Development that will disrupt the status quo. The framework is designed to transform employees into elite GenAI practitioners, capable of harnessing the full potential of this powerful technology.

    The Mission to Empower

    NTT DATA is on a mission to train all 200,000 employees worldwide in the ways of GenAI, with a target of certifying at least 15,000 high-level practitioners by 2024 and doubling that number to 30,000+ by 2026. These AI wizards will be deputized to drive innovation and advise clients on the frontlines of GenAI adoption.

    The Framework: A Blueprint for AI Dominance

    The new Framework is a global standard for GenAI training, featuring a structured approach to developing expertise, standardized evaluation metrics, and a roadmap for success. The framework is designed to propel employees from basic AI literacy to expert leadership roles, with tailored training paths for consultants, sales teams, developers, and other key roles.

    The Road to Mastery

    NTT DATA’s commitment to AI innovation is backed by over 40 years of continuous R&D investments, ranking them 12th among companies with the most GenAI patents worldwide. With a carefully curated ecosystem of partners, global delivery capabilities, and end-to-end expertise, the company is primed to drive client success in the AI revolution.

    A Bold Vision for the Future

    "We are embarking on a new era of talent development, where employees will be equipped to harness the power of GenAI to drive business transformation and create new value for society," said Yutaka Sasaki, President and CEO of NTT DATA. "This is a critical moment for our industry, and we are poised to lead the charge."