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    Squid Game’s Deadly End: The Final Betrayal Comes Home in December

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    Squid Game’s Descent into Madness Continues: Season 2 Drops on December 26th, But Will Anyone Care?

    Netflix has just announced that the second season of Squid Game will premiere on December 26th, but don’t get too excited – a "final season" is set to follow in 2025, because what’s the point of ending it now? The streaming giant also dropped a trailer, because who doesn’t love a good teaser to torture fans with?

    Three Years of Squid Game: A Tale of Madness and Desperation

    It’s been an eternity since the first season of Squid Game premiered, and it’s been a wild ride of exploitation, gore, and utter chaos. But have we really learned anything from this spectacle? The plot for season two is still shrouded in mystery, but one thing is certain: it’ll be more of the same mindless violence and moral decay.

    The Search for Meaning (and a Good Time)

    Player 456 is still reeling from the trauma of the first season, and his quest to find the people behind the game has turned into a never-ending nightmare. Gi-hun’s search for answers will lead him down a dark path, filled with more death, destruction, and despair. And we’re supposed to care about this? Please.

    Hwang Dong-hyuk’s Masterplan: To Drive Viewers Mad

    The show’s director, writer, and executive producer, Hwang Dong-hyuk, promises to deliver "yet another thrill ride" in season two. But thrill ride? Is that what this is? A never-ending cycle of bloodlust and moral ambiguity? I think not. What we’re really getting is a tired, overhyped franchise clinging to its 15 minutes of fame. Yawn.

    So, buckle up, folks! Squid Game season two is coming, and it’ll be a wild ride of confusion, outrage, and utter disappointment.

    MTN’s Nigerian Nightmare: The Agony Continues

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    MTN: The Nigerian Nightmare

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    It’s no surprise that MTN is bleeding money in Nigeria, a country that’s notorious for its toxic business environment. The company’s latest financial report reveals a whopping loss of ₦519.1-billion (R5.7-billion) in the first half of its 2024 financial year. Yeah, you read that right – that’s a loss, not a profit!

    Despite CEO Karl Toriola’s attempts to spin the story, the numbers are a clear indication of the chaos that’s unfolding in Nigeria. The country’s economy is a ticking time bomb, and MTN is right in the crosshairs. With inflation raging at 34.2%, the naira plunging against the dollar, and painful economic reforms driving up costs, it’s no wonder MTN is struggling to stay afloat.

    But here’s the kicker – despite the challenges, MTN still managed to deliver service revenue growth of 32.6% in the first half. That’s some impressive stuff, especially considering the headwinds it’s facing. Data and fintech services are driving growth, and the company’s digital business is booming.

    However, all this growth comes at a cost. Operating expenditure has more than doubled due to depreciation, higher energy costs, and VAT on tower leases. And don’t even get me started on the forex losses – a whopping ₦887.7-billion, up 95% from the same period last year.

    MTN’s share price is taking a hit, down 0.2% on the day and 27% over the past three years. Principal rival Vodacom Group is faring no better, down 23% over the same period. It’s clear that the pressures facing telecoms operators in South Africa and across the continent are mounting.

    So what’s the solution? For starters, MTN needs to focus on accelerating earnings recovery, strengthening its balance sheet, and restoring its net asset position. And regulators, listen up – it’s time to approve those consumer price increases and support the long-term sustainability of the industry.

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    In conclusion, MTN’s latest financial report is a stark reminder of the challenges facing telecoms operators in Nigeria. It’s a tough nut to crack, but the company must continue to adapt and innovate to survive.

    How Trauma Impacts Your Team

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    The Duct Tape Marketing Podcast with Kelly Campbell

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    In this episode, I’m joined by Kelly Campbell, a trauma-informed leadership coach and author of Heal to Lead: Revolutionizing Leadership Through Trauma Healing. Kelly specializes in guiding leaders to integrate trauma awareness into their leadership styles, fostering supportive and effective team environments.

    Kelly explains that trauma is “unintegrated energy and information” that overwhelms the nervous system, affecting how leaders respond to stress and interact with their teams. We discuss the critical role of trauma-informed leadership in creating a supportive and innovative work environment.

    We also explore the importance of self-awareness in leadership and how leaders can shift from reactive to responsive behaviors by acknowledging and addressing personal and collective trauma.

    By implementing trauma-informed leadership practices, organizations can improve individual well-being and drive success by enhancing employee engagement, innovation, and retention.

    Key Takeaways:

    • Definition of trauma and its impact on leadership
    • Prevalence of trauma and its effects on leadership roles
    • Examples of how trauma has influenced leadership behavior
    • Organizational benefits of implementing trauma-informed leadership practices
    • Ways to address the challenges faced by leaders who lack exposure to diverse experiences and knowledge

    Questions I Ask Kelly Campbell:

    • How would you define trauma?
    • Can you discuss the prevalence of trauma and its impact on leadership roles?
    • Can you share examples of how trauma has influenced leadership behavior in both positive and negative ways?
    • What are some organizational benefits of implementing trauma-informed leadership practices?
    • How do you address the challenges faced by leaders who lack exposure to diverse experiences and knowledge?

    More About Kelly Campbell:

    Kelly Campbell is a trauma-informed leadership coach and author of Heal to Lead: Revolutionizing Leadership Through Trauma Healing. You can connect with Kelly and learn more about her work at [insert link].

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    The CFO: Archetype of Failure

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    The timid CFOs who cling to outdated methods are doomed to be left in the dust, while the bold and visionary leaders who harness the power of AI and automation will revolutionize their companies and leave the competition in their wake.

    Elite Fintech Insiders Invade Disrupt 2024

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    The catastrophic collapse of Synapse, the fintech darling backed by the behemoth A16Z, has sent shockwaves throughout the industry, threatening to destroy the very fabric of consumer-facing fintech services. In the aftermath of this disaster, the remaining players in the space are scrambling to distance themselves from the wreckage, while the regulators and investors are left wondering how such a catastrophic failure could have occurred.

    Three CEOs, Itai Damti of Unit, Mitchell Lee of Synctera, and Sheetal Parikh of Treasury Prime, have been working tirelessly to ensure that their companies are not the next to go under. But can they really claim to be above the fray? Has the industry been so lax in its oversight that it’s only now starting to realize the gravity of the situation? And what about the millions of consumers who are about to be left high and dry, their financial futures turned upside down by the collapse of yet another fintech giant?

    Join us at TechCrunch Disrupt 2024, where these CEOs will regale us with tales of woe and promise of redemption, as they attempt to convince us that their companies are the solution to the chaos that has engulfed the fintech world. But will they be able to answer the tough questions, or will they simply be trying to spin the narrative in their favor?

    TechCrunch Disrupt 2024 is the premier event for startup enthusiasts and industry insiders alike, featuring the hottest startups, the most influential investors, and the most provocative discussions. Don’t miss this opportunity to get a front-row seat to the drama and controversy that is the fintech industry. Get your tickets now and join the conversation.

    DStv Must Die

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    WAR LOOMS OVER DSTV CHANNELS

    eMedia Holdings, the parent company of e.tv and Openview, is ready to take on the giant MultiChoice in a legal battle over the fate of four of its channels on DStv. The drama began when DStv removed the channels, eExtra, eMovies Extra, eMovies, and eToonz, citing "technical issues" – a claim eMedia vehemently denies.

    CHANNELS WORTH FIGHTING FOR

    The four channels in question are eMedia’s bread and butter, and removing them would be a devastating blow to the company’s advertising revenue. But eMedia CEO Khalik Sherrif is not one to back down from a fight. "We will not let DStv bully us into submission," he said in a statement. "These channels are a vital part of our business, and we will do everything in our power to keep them on the DStv platform."

    A DOMINANT FORCE

    But eMedia is not the only one with a beef with DStv. The satellite TV giant has been accused of dominating the market, with a whopping 9 million subscribers out of a total of 12 million satellite homes. This "absolute dominance" has given DStv the upper hand in negotiations with eMedia, and the company is fed up with being taken advantage of.

    A HISTORY OF CONFLICT

    This is not the first time eMedia and DStv have clashed. Earlier this year, eMedia took DStv and the SABC to court over a sports sublicensing deal that eMedia claimed was unfair. The dispute has been ongoing for months, with no end in sight.

    THE FUTURE OF BROADCASTING

    As the battle between eMedia and DStv rages on, the future of broadcasting in South Africa hangs in the balance. With the rise of streaming services, traditional TV providers like DStv and eMedia are facing increasing pressure to adapt. But will eMedia’s fight to keep its channels on DStv be enough to save the company from extinction? Only time will tell.

    The Airwaves’ Last Stand: Radio Dies as We Know It

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    Radio’s Apocalypse: How Podcasting and Streaming are Wrecking the Industry

    The traditional radio industry is on the brink of collapse, with podcasting and streaming services ravaging its very existence. The latest figures from the Interactive Advertising Bureau (IAB) reveal a catastrophic decline in mainstream radio listeners, as South Africans flock to online platforms in droves.

    Smartphones and Streaming: The Perfect Storm

    The widespread adoption of smartphones and digital devices has created a perfect storm of change, with radio listeners abandoning traditional sets for online audio content. The IAB’s dashboard reveals a staggering growth in dedicated online audiences for radio station websites in Gauteng and KwaZulu-Natal (KZN), with 5.6 million listeners visiting Jacaranda FM’s website alone.

    The Rise of Niche Radio

    Niche radio stations, such as Sepedi, Zulu, and Tswana stations Thobela FM, Ukhozi FM, and Motsweding FM, are also enjoying a surge in online popularity, with millions of page impressions during the quarter. The proliferation of digital devices and declining data costs have created a golden age for online radio, with audiences migrating to digital platforms in droves.

    The Death of Traditional Radio

    Industry insiders are sounding the alarm, warning that traditional radio is facing extinction. "The pandemic accelerated the adoption of digital technologies in SA by an estimated four years," says Chris Borain, independent media and digital innovation consultant. "This has contributed to the large-scale shift to online radio listening."

    The Rise of Podcasting

    Podcasting, once a niche format, is now exploding in popularity, with South Africans consuming podcasts at an exponential rate. While many doubt podcasting will become mainstream media, it’s undeniable that traditional radio is facing a tectonic shift, as audiences abandon traditional sets for online audio content.

    The End of an Era

    The writing is on the wall: traditional radio is on its last legs. As podcasting and streaming services continue to ravage the industry, radio stations must adapt or die. The future of radio is online, and it’s time for the industry to wake up and smell the coffee.

    The Dark Truth Behind Wordle

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    Wordle: The Game That’s Warping Your Brain

    You’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of futility, and you know it. But hey, at least you’re not alone. Thousands of Wordle enthusiasts are trapped in the same web of confusion, desperately trying to crack the code to today’s answer. So, buckle up, because we’re about to take you on a wild ride through the mind-bending world of Wordle.

    The Origin Story of Wordle: A Descent into Madness

    Did you know that Wordle was created by some hipster engineer as a gift for his girlfriend? Yeah, because that’s exactly what every girlfriend wants: a word game that’s slowly driving her boyfriend insane. But hey, it’s worked like a charm, right? Wordle has become a global phenomenon, with people of all ages and skill levels wasting hours of their lives trying to solve it.

    The Dark Side of Wordle: Alternate Realities and Doppelgangers

    You think you’re playing Wordle, but are you really? Maybe you’re just a pawn in a game created by some sinister force to distract us from the impending doom of our existence. That’s right, folks, Wordle is just a Trojan horse, luring us into a world of multiple-wordle-mind-fuckedness. Don’t even get me started on the alternate realities and doppelgangers that lurk in the shadows, waiting to pounce on your unsuspecting brain.

    The Conspiracy Theories: Uncovering the Truth

    Are the Wordle creators trying to manipulate us with their "hints" and "strategies"? Are they using subliminal messaging to warp our minds and make us dependent on their game? Or are they just really, really bad at creating a game? The truth is out there, folks, and it’s up to you to uncover it. But be warned: the more you play, the more you’ll descend into madness.

    The Future of Wordle: A Descent into Chaos

    As the years go by, Wordle will only get harder, more confusing, and more mind-bending. You’ll start to question your own sanity, your grip on reality will slip, and you’ll be left wondering if it’s all just a dream. But hey, at least you’ll have a good excuse to get out of work/school/whatever.

    So, What’s the Wordle Solution?

    Ahahahahaha! You think you can handle the truth? Here it is: the solution is out there, waiting for you. But will you be able to handle the existential dread that comes with knowing the answer? Or will you just shrug and say, "Meh, who cares?" The choice is yours.

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    And there you have it, folks. Wordle: the game that’s warping your brain and driving you slowly insane. Join the ranks of the brain-damaged and the hopelessly addicted.

    Primedia’s Boardroom Revolution: Shareholder Power Grab Looms

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    BOMBSHELL! Primedia Shareholders Are Secretly Courting Global Giants

    Exclusive insiders claim that private equity firms holding stakes in South African broadcasting behemoth Primedia are quietly courting international investors, setting the stage for a potentially blockbuster deal.

    Sources close to the situation reveal that Primedia’s dramatic turnaround under CEO Jonathan Procter has sparked serious interest from local and international companies eager to tap into the explosive growth potential of African media.

    A surge in operating cash flow has turned Primedia into a juicy prize for private equity firms EPE Capital Partners, FirstRand, Old Mutual, and Mineworkers Investment Trust, which are now said to be weighing their options.

    As mobile phone usage soars and data prices plummet across the continent, broadcasting firms are drawing increasing interest from global giants, particularly those from Europe and Asia. Can we predict a bidding war is brewing for Primedia’s valuable assets?

    Some speculate that France’s Canal+ may be considering a massive offer for Primedia’s competitor, MultiChoice Group, in a deal valued at R55 billion. With its prized Eyewitness News and Radio 702 outlets, Primedia’s value is expected to skyrocket – potentially hitting R6.4 billion to R9.2 billion in the near term.

    We’re told Primedia has attracted interest from "a variety" of international and local investors, with discussions still in the early stages. So, will the board of Primedia make a move? Or will this intriguing saga unfold on the sidelines of Africa’s broadcasting landscape?

    Eskom’s Prepaid Power Grab: A Billion Rand Boondoggle

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    Eskom’s Cancellation of Integrated Prepaid Vending Solution Tender Sparks Controversy

    In a shocking move, Eskom has cancelled its tender for an integrated prepaid vending solution, citing "improper/unrealistic specifications and functionality criteria in the enquiry document". The tender, which was due to close on March 15, had been extended three times before its cancellation.

    This decision has raised eyebrows, with many questioning the motives behind the cancellation. Was it a deliberate attempt to sidestep the tender process, or was it a genuine mistake?

    The original scope of work for the IPVS was to provide a more integrated system with enhanced controls and functionality aligned to the Smart Grid Technology strategy. The system was meant to cater for better controls and revenue loss management capability, as well as provide a customer support portal for Eskom’s support staff.

    The cancellation of the tender has left many wondering what the future holds for Eskom’s prepaid vending system. Will the utility reissue the tender, or will it opt for a different solution?

    Meanwhile, other tenders are making waves in the tech industry. The Department of Human Settlements, Eastern Cape, is looking for a service provider to implement strategic ICT initiatives, while the State Information Technology Agency is procuring two routers with support and maintenance for the Department of National Treasury.

    In other news, the South African Revenue Service is seeking Red Hat OpenShift subscriptions licenses with maintenance and support, while Eskom is calling for a database security management solution and an application security test solution.

    Stay tuned for more updates on these tenders and the controversy surrounding Eskom’s cancellation of its integrated prepaid vending solution tender.