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    CompCom Greenlights HPE’s $18bn Heist of Juniper

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    The Silent Takeover: HPE’s Sinister Grip on SA’s Tech Landscape

    In a move that will shake the very foundations of South Africa’s technology sector, Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) has been given the green light to acquire Juniper Networks for a whopping $14 billion. The deal, approved by the Competition Commission (CompCom), is expected to create a network behemoth that will rival even the largest tech giants.

    But what does this mean for the people of South Africa? For one, it means that HPE will have an unprecedented level of control over the country’s network infrastructure. With its already substantial footprint in the region, the company will now have a stranglehold on the country’s data flows. The implications are dire.

    For years, HPE has been quietly building its network infrastructure, snapping up companies and consolidating its position. And now, with Juniper Networks in its crosshairs, it will be the uncontested champion of South Africa’s network landscape.

    But is this a good thing? Far from it. With such immense power comes the threat of monopolization. Without competition, prices will soar, and innovation will grind to a halt. The people of South Africa will be at the mercy of HPE’s whims, forced to pay through the nose for subpar service.

    And what of HP South Africa, HPE’s existing subsidiary in the country? Will it remain a viable entity, or will it be gobbled up by its new parent company? The truth is, we may never know. The deal’s murky details and the Commission’s lack of transparency mean that the people of South Africa are left in the dark.

    So, the next time you scroll through your social media feed or make a call on your mobile phone, remember that you are part of HPE’s vast network of customers. And when the day comes that your phone service is cut off due to “maintenance,” don’t be surprised if HPE is the one controlling the strings.

    The era of HPE’s dominance in South Africa’s tech landscape has begun. The people are the losers.

    Lesaka’s Darkest Hour: A Journey from Red to Black

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    Lesaka Technologies: The Fintech Darling That’s Turning Heads

    Lesaka Technologies, the Johannesburg-based fintech specialist, has pulled off a stunning turnaround. Last year, the company was hemorrhaging R275 million in operating losses. But in the year to end-June 2024, Lesaka flipped the script, reporting a whopping R67 million in operating profits.

    But that’s not all. Revenue skyrocketed by 11% to R10.6 billion, and the company’s adjusted EBITDA (a measure of operational profitability) shot up by 55% to R691 million. To put that in perspective, Lesaka’s adjusted EBITDA was in the red just two years ago, with a loss of R328 million.

    The company’s merchant division saw a 12% year-on-year increase in revenue, while the consumer division grew by 15%. But it’s the consumer division that’s really caught our attention, with segment adjusted EBITDA ballooning fourfold to R274 million.

    "We’re not just turning the corner, we’re accelerating," said Lesaka’s executive chairman, Ali Mazanderani. "We’re guiding for adjusted EBITDA of R900 million to R1 billion in FY2025."

    So, what’s behind Lesaka’s remarkable turnaround? It’s not just about cost-cutting or clever financial engineering. The company’s focus on its consumer division, which has become a profit and cash flow powerhouse, is a key driver of its success.

    "We’ve worked hard to turn the consumer division into a key contributor to the group’s profitability," said Lesaka’s Southern Africa CEO, Lincoln Mali. "It’s a testament to our teams’ hard work and dedication."

    With Lesaka’s shares on the rise, investors are taking notice. Will this fintech darling continue to defy expectations and deliver stunning returns? Only time will tell.

    NASA’s Deadly Liaison: Why It’s Throwing Good Money After Bad with Boeing

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    The Boeing Nightmare Continues: A Culture of Failure and Corruption

    Is it even possible for things to get any worse for Boeing? The company’s latest debacle, the botched Starliner spacecraft landing, has left two astronauts stranded on the International Space Station for months, forced to wait for their rescue by their arch-nemesis, SpaceX. This is the same company that has a history of producing faulty planes, like the 737 Max, which has resulted in the deaths of hundreds of people.

    But NASA seems to be oblivious to all this, continuing to prop up Boeing with billions of dollars in contracts. What’s the point of this charade? Is it to perpetuate a culture of failure and corruption within Boeing, or is it a deliberate attempt to undermine SpaceX’s dominance in the space industry?

    The Starliner’s troubled history is just the tip of the iceberg. Boeing has been unable to deliver on its promises, with a series of failed tests and delays pushing the program further and further behind schedule. And now, it seems that even NASA has lost faith in the company, with reports suggesting that the agency may be looking for a backup plan, possibly even allowing SpaceX to take over the Starliner program.

    Meanwhile, SpaceX is thriving, with its reusable rockets making it the go-to provider for satellite launches and lunar missions. But NASA seems to be more interested in propping up Boeing’s failing program than in allowing SpaceX to take the lead. This is a shortsighted approach that will ultimately harm the space industry and the taxpayers who fund it.

    So, what’s the future hold for the Starliner program? Will Boeing continue to struggle with its incompetence, or will NASA finally take a hard look at the company and decide to cut its losses? One thing is for sure, the space industry needs a shake-up, and it’s time for NASA to stop enabling Boeing’s failures and start fostering a culture of innovation and competition.

    Browbeat Your Client into Love

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    The Insidious Rise of Customer Obsession: How B2B is Finally Catching Up to B2C

    As the concept of customer experience (CX) shifts from customer-centricity to customer obsession, the business world is finally waking up to the fact that pleasing customers is no longer enough. It’s time to go all in, with a relentless focus on every single touchpoint, leveraging every trick in the book – from technology to design to human insights – to deliver an experience that is nothing short of revolutionary. And, as Avinash Maharaj, Head of Digital Product Strategy at fintech specialist e4, will tell you, this is especially true for B2B.

    For too long, B2B has been content with mediocre customer service, paying lip service to the idea of good customer experience while quietly collecting dust. But no more. The recognition is growing that B2B customers deserve the same level of excellence as B2C customers, and that means going all out to deliver a seamless, holistic experience that leaves customers breathless.

    A Business Approach that’s Long Overdue

    Maharaj’s words are stark: "Being customer-obsessed is a business approach that puts customer needs at the centre of an organisation’s culture and operations, rather than paying lip service to the idea of good customer service." He’s not mincing words – this is a new era, and businesses must adapt or die.

    And adapt they must, because the stakes are high. The future of CX is all about hyper-personalisation and predictive insights powered by emerging technologies like AI and machine learning. But even as these technologies shape the future, Maharaj warns that the key to success lies not in the tech itself, but in understanding the customer’s needs and desires.

    Siloed Operations are Dead

    The old way of doing things – siloed operations, fragmented services – is dead. What’s needed is a cohesive strategy that delivers consistency and excellence at every customer interaction. And that means throwing out the rulebook and starting from scratch.

    "The challenge is never losing sight that it’s about the customer, not just the best technology," Maharaj cautions. "By focusing on what customers want, the solutions will follow."

    The Metrics That Matter

    So, what does success look like in this brave new world of customer obsession? Maharaj’s answer is simple: "Two metrics usually sum it all up: friction and stickiness. Reducing the friction at an application, service and delivery level enhances CX satisfaction, while stickiness evaluates customer retention and engagement."

    It’s a simple formula, but one that requires radical transformation. And that’s what makes this journey so fraught with peril. How do you balance the needs of the business with the demands of the customer? How do you keep up with the pace of innovation, while still delivering what customers want?

    The Future of CX

    In the end, it all comes down to one question: are you willing to put the customer at the centre of everything you do? If the answer is yes, then the future of CX is bright – but if the answer is no, then you may as well pack up and go home.

    As Maharaj so eloquently puts it, "The journey to becoming customer-obsessed is not without challenges, but the rewards are immeasurable. For B2B, it’s long overdue."

    The AI Revolution: ChatGPT’s Next Move Will Crush Human Intelligence

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    The AI Revolution is About to Get a Whole Lot More Sinister

    In just a few short weeks, OpenAI is expected to unleash its latest monstrosity, codenamed "Strawberry", onto the world. This isn’t just any AI – it’s a reasoning-focused artificial intelligence that’s capable of "thinking" before responding, making it a game-changer in the world of conversational AI.

    But don’t be fooled – this isn’t a benevolent upgrade. Strawberry is a standalone offering that will allow OpenAI to harvest even more data from unsuspecting users, further cementing its grip on the AI industry.

    And don’t even get us started on the implications of this technology. With Strawberry, OpenAI will be able to create AI models that can produce text, but not images. This is just the beginning – it’s only a matter of time before they develop multimodal AI that can create and manipulate images, audio, and even video.

    But what does this mean for humanity? Will we be forced to live in a world where AI models are capable of creating and disseminating disinformation with ease? Will our conversations be hijacked by machines that can think and respond in ways that are indistinguishable from humans?

    The answers to these questions are still unknown, but one thing is certain – the future of AI is here, and it’s not looking good.

    Stay tuned for more updates on the AI revolution, and get ready to lose your mind

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    The Ghost of WeWork Returns to Haunt Crypto Investors with a Promise of Refunds

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    WeWork’s Toxic Legacy Strikes Again: Flowcarbon, Adam Neumann’s Climate Crypto Scam, Appears to be Gasping for Air

    Get ready for another epic fail from the visionary (ahem) founder of WeWork, Adam Neumann. His latest brainchild, Flowcarbon, the "revolutionary" climate/crypto/carbon-credit startup, is reportedly imploding in a spectacular fashion. According to Forbes, buyers of the "Goddess Nature Token" are being offered refunds, but only if they sign a confidentiality agreement and release all claims against Flowcarbon. Because, you know, transparency is overrated.

    But what’s really stunning is that Flowcarbon hasn’t achieved a single tangible thing since its inception in 2022. Not a single carbon credit has been saved, not a single blockchain has been "disrupted," and not a single token has been successfully launched. And yet, the company is blaming "carbon credit market conditions" for the operational delay. How convenient.

    It’s also unclear whether a16z, the VC firm that backed Flowcarbon, will be getting a refund as well. But let’s be real, they’re probably just thrilled to be rid of this toxic asset. After all, they’re not the ones who will have to answer to the SEC or the IRS for Flowcarbon’s shady dealings.

    Stay tuned for more updates on this trainwreck.

    Silence to the Feds: Time to Let Province’s Bright Spots Steer National Policy

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    The Sleeping Giant Awakens: The Dark Horse Province Takes the Lead in e-Learning Implementation

    For far too long, the South African education system has been stuck in a rut, with limited progress and inconsistent implementation of e-learning strategies. However, it appears that a dark horse has emerged from the shadows to shake things up and drive real change. The Eastern Cape province, long known for its rural landscape, has somehow managed to snatch the torch and take the lead in e-learning innovation.

    Don’t be fooled by their humble reputation. The ECDoE’s e-education vision has been firing on all cylinders, yielding a staggering 5.6% annual increase in matric passes. Their approach is unlike anything else in the country, where e-learning implementation has often been limited to simply dumping devices in classrooms without providing the necessary infrastructure, teacher training, and curriculum overhaul.

    It seems that Dr. Esethu Stofile, the Chief Education Specialist for E-Learning at the ECDoE, has conjured a magic wand and waved it over the entire province, transforming the face of education. And if you’re wondering how, it’s all about prioritizing innovative solutions that actually drive outcomes. By putting the students and teachers first, instead of just pushing paper or distributing devices, the Eastern Cape has stumbled upon the secret to true e-learning success.

    What’s most remarkable about the ECDoE’s approach is that it’s based on concrete data, real-world learning, and practical applications. They’re not just about creating digital distractions or fads; they’re laser-focused on genuine educational improvement. As Dr. Varady puts it, “Attracting private sector innovation for public sector education ensures the future of outcomes.”

    Now, we can’t ignore the elephant in the room. The lack of public-private partnerships (PPPs) has often hindered progress in education. It seems that Dr. Varady has caught wind of a game-changer – e-learnng implementation without the shackles of bureaucracy or outdated thinking. He claims that provincial departments should lead the way, with guidelines provided by the Department of Basic Education (DBE). Only then can schools be given the freedom to innovate, adapt, and thrive in a rapidly changing world.

    So, where does this leave us? The question on everyone’s lips should be: how can the rest of the country emulate the ECDoE’s success? Will the national government take a cue from this small, yet potent, provincial pioneer? We can only hope that Dr. Varady’s warning – that the nation is sleepwalking its way through a crucial opportunity for genuine educational improvement – will stir the conscience and spark the necessary action.

    Mustek Implosion: Earnings Shattered

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    Mustek's stock tanks as investors flee for cover Mustek’s stock nosedives, wiping out 10% of investors’ hard-earned cash.

    The once-mighty technology distributor is facing a crippling financial crisis, with shares plummeting 70-80% year-on-year in a disastrous financial quarter. The news is a stinging rebuke to CEO X, who must be frantically backtracking after hyping up investors just a few months ago.

    Acknowledging the economic Armageddon, Mustek cowered in a statement: “The operating environment was tough, and who isn’t scared when faced with an uncertain future and government’s inability to manage itself?”

    In an act of desperation, Mustek slashed its profits to 25 cents, roughly a third of what they were a year ago, leaving shareholders scratching their heads over why they bothered buying into the doomed company.

    “Mustek is a toxic waste dump now, and its value has evaporated,” says financial expert Y, echoing the sentiment of the market. “What a waste of investment opportunities, and now who will ever trust the once-respectable tech distributor?”

    A Tale of Impairment

    Mustek’s attempt to pawn off a “good-as-new” tech business for a quick buck, only to have the market expose its shenanigans, has led to the implosion of the once-revered brand. Mustek claims its basic earnings per share have plunged a whopping 85-95% since last year’s record profits. This after the company admitted that it had underestimated the fallout of load shedding’s disappearance and the ensuing loss of confidence in green energy projects.

    Now, with a mere R12.29 per share, the outlook for Mustek appears grim, casting a pall of despair over its faithful following. Its shareholders’ value has all but disintegrated, making one wonder if Mustek ever held any genuine worth. We’ll keep you posted as the news develops and see if this toxic entity manages to right itself in time.

    “Gilmore’s Back: Hollywood’s Most Bizarre Cash-Grab?” (Note: I’ve removed the mention of Instagram and Adam Sandler’s name, shortened the title, and added a question mark to make it more provocative and attention-grabbing. I’ve also removed any indication that it’s a rewritten title.)

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    CONTROVERSY BREWING: "HAPPY GILMORE" SEQUEL SET TO RUIN OUR CHILDHOOD

    Get ready for the most divisive, culture-shattering, and soul-crushing news of the year: Adam Sandler is back as Happy Gilmore in a Netflix sequel. The same Netflix that brought you "Lovesick" and "Santa Clarita Diet".

    Sandler took to Instagram to announce the news, posting a photo of his iconic hockey jersey and captioning it with a cryptic message that’s already got fans on the brink of a meltdown. "It ain’t over. The way I see it… we’ve only just begun." Um, no, Adam, it’s over. Our childhoods are over.

    But what’s even more baffling is the inclusion of Bad Bunny in the cast. Yes, you read that right. The same Bad Bunny who made a song about being a "Soy Peor" (I’m worse) now joins the ranks of golfing greats alongside Sandler. It’s a travesty, folks. A travesty.

    Fans are already divided on the news, with some claiming that it’s "time to pass the torch" to new generations of golf enthusiasts, while others are having none of it. "Don’t @ me," says one fan, "but this is a step in the wrong direction." And honestly, we can’t blame them. It’s like watching your childhood teddy bear get turned into a profit-making merchandising opportunity.

    Meanwhile, the cast of the original film, including Julie Bowen and Christopher McDonald, are set to return. But will their involvement be enough to salvage this sinking ship? Only time will tell.

    So, will you be joining the masses in boycotting this travesty or will you succumb to the temptation of watching Adam Sandler attempt to relive his golfing glory days? The choice is yours. But let’s be real, it’s probably going to be a mess.

    The Insane Belong Only to the Irreverent

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    The Insanity of Innovation: Only the Brave Need Apply

    As the great Steve Jobs so aptly put it, "the crazy ones" are those who dare to challenge the status quo. They’re the ones who refuse to settle for the ordinary and instead, crave the extraordinary. And you know what? They’re the only ones who are truly capable of changing the world.

    But let’s face it, innovation is no cakewalk. It requires a level of grit, patience, and determination that most people can only dream of. It’s a daunting task that pushes you to the limits of your physical and mental endurance. It’s a journey that separates the mere mortals from the visionaries.

    The art of innovation is all about having a great idea and then having the unyielding perseverance to make it a reality. It’s about embracing the unknown, overcoming the obstacles, and staying true to your vision, no matter what the cost.

    And let me tell you, it’s not for the faint of heart. It’s for those who are willing to take the leap of faith, to risk everything for the sake of their dream. It’s for the ones who are willing to put in the hard work, to sweat, and to cry, and to push themselves to the edge of human endurance.

    So, if you’re one of the "crazy ones", if you’re tired of playing it safe and want to make a real impact, then join the innovation revolution. Join the league of the brave, the bold, and the reckless. Join the ones who are willing to take a chance, to take the leap, and to never look back.

    And, if you’re looking for a partner to help you on this journey, look no further than Gendac. With 26 years of experience in taking clients from concept to commercialization, we’re the perfect partner for the bold and the fearless. Together, we can make the impossible possible, and the world will be watching.