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Retail giant Pick n Pay is SIZZLING WITH SUCCESS

Get this – they’ve just reported a 60.6% YEAR-ON-YEAR INCREASE in online sales, fueled by the rise of their ASAP! app and Pick n Pay Groceries on the Mr D app, available at 550 stores nationwide!

But that’s not all, folks! Their clothing division is also KILLING IT, with a 9.8% increase in sales, despite “difficult market conditions”. And if you thought that was enough, their online platform is BEATING THE COMPETITION, with a 60.6% year-on-year increase in sales!

CEO Sean Summers is being tight-lipped about it, but sources close to the company say they’re EXPECTING TO REDUCE TRADING LOSSES IN THE PICK N PAY SEGMENT BY AS MUCH AS 50% BY THE END OF THE YEAR.

What’s behind this success? It seems the secret ingredient is their NEW AI-ASSISTED SEARCH TOOLS in the ASAP! app, which helps customers find products instantly, even if they make a typo. And with over 25,000 searchable products and product alternatives, it’s no wonder they’re dominating the online retail space!

So, stay tuned for more updates on this retail giant’s explosive growth, and get ready to join the ASAP! revolution!

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The Ultimate Dopamine Hack: How to Make Money Moves that Make You Go Wild!

Think achieving financial goals just brings relief? Think again! When you crush a savings target or pay off debt, it’s not just a weight off your shoulders – it’s a dopamine-fueled party in your brain! That’s right, folks, achieving financial goals can actually light up your brain’s reward centers, giving you a rush of satisfaction that’s almost addictive.

But what’s behind this phenomenon? Enter dopamine, the infamous feel-good hormone that drives our behaviors. And get this – setting financial goals is a major way to trigger those dopamine releases. When you set a goal, whether it’s saving for a dream vacation or paying off a pesky credit card, your brain starts releasing dopamine, motivating you to keep moving towards your objectives.

The Science Behind Your Success

But don’t just take our word for it. The science is real. When you set specific, achievable goals, you create a mental pathway towards success. And as you make progress, your brain rewards you with dopamine hits, keeping you engaged and motivated. This is what we like to call a "dopamine-driven feedback loop" – and it’s the secret to making money moves that actually make you feel good.

But There’s a Catch…

While reaching financial goals can bring a sense of accomplishment, it’s not always smooth sailing. Financial stress can quickly zapper your dopamine levels, making it harder to stay motivated and focused. And if you’re one of the millions struggling with debt, credit card issues, or other financial woes, you know how debilitating it can be.

LayUp Technologies to the Rescue!

That’s where LayUp Technologies comes in. As a pioneer in recurring payment technology, they’re revolutionizing the way we approach financial stability. With their innovative solutions, even the most daunting financial challenges can become a thing of the past. By breaking down big purchases into manageable chunks, LayUp makes it easier to save, budget, and celebrate each step towards financial success – giving you the dopamine boost of achievement without the burden of debt.

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Ready to harness the power of dopamine to drive your financial success? Join the LayUp revolution and experience the rush of success without the weight of debt. Contact LayUp Technologies today to learn more about how their cutting-edge payment solutions can transform your financial life.

The Dark Side of Success: How Entrepreneurship Can Drive You Mad

As we march into October, the month of supposed "Mental Health Awareness", let’s not kid ourselves. The reality is, entrepreneurship is not a glamorous, romanticized journey. It’s a brutal, soul-crushing, and often, mind-destroying experience that can leave even the most hardened business leaders in shambles.

Think you’re immune to the dangers of entrepreneurship? Think again. The pressure, the stress, the constant need to "keep going" takes a toll on your mental health. And it’s not just the "little guys" who feel the burn. Even the "top dogs" of entrepreneurship must grapple with the weight of their own fragile egos and the crushing expectations of their teams.

Take Alison Weihe, a self-proclaimed "Identity Intelligence coach" (whatever that means). She’s seen it all, and she’s still got the scars to prove it. Her war stories of burnout, anxiety, and depression are nothing short of terrifying. But instead of hiding them, she’s decided to bare her soul, to bring attention to the dirty little secret of entrepreneurship: we’re all just one bad day away from a complete mental collapse.

And yet, instead of addressing the REAL issues, we’re stuck in the same old narrative of "toughen up, butt up, and get it done". No, this is not sustainable. The pressure to be "on" 24/7 is suffocating. The isolation is crippling. And the fear of failure is a constant, gnawing companion.

So, here’s the hard truth: entrepreneurs, stop playing the game of "I’m fine". Stop pretending like you’re not drowning in a sea of self-doubt and pressure. It’s time to face the music: you’re not alone, and you’re not the only ones struggling.

Will you continue to suffer in silence, or will you join the growing chorus of voices calling for change? The choice is yours. But know this: until we acknowledge the dark side of success, we’ll never be able to create a world where entrepreneurship is healthy, sustainable, and – dare I say it – kind.

Black Friday: A Battle for Supremacy in the E-commerce Jungle

As the world gears up for the biggest shopping extravaganza of the year, South Africa’s e-commerce sector is bracing for a bumper year. But with international e-tailers like Temu and Shein dominating the market, local retailers are worried about losing out.

According to a study by the Bureau of Market Research (BMR), on behalf of fintech group Capital Connect, consumer interest in Black Friday is higher than ever, with the retail industry predicted to generate a whopping R22.08 billion in direct revenue. The indirect economic impact of supplier sales is expected to reach R28 billion, with total retail sales for the month of November expected to hit R136 billion, a 17.3% increase from last year.

But the good news is tempered by the harsh reality that local retailers face a host of challenges, including constrained disposable incomes, high inflation, and the rise of international e-commerce providers. The BMR study found that online-only retailers have been particularly hard hit, with many experiencing a decline in sales of up to 30% since the beginning of the year.

Temu, one of the low-cost multinational e-commerce apps that has taken SA by storm, is already gearing up for Black Friday, offering discounts of up to 90% across various categories. Shein, another popular international e-tailer, did not respond to ITWeb’s questions by the time of publication.

Local retailers, meanwhile, are scrambling to stay ahead of the competition. Many are implementing strategies to optimize sales, including having a strong online presence, adding a "click-and-collect" offering, and introducing "shoppertainment" for better in-store customer experiences.

But it’s not all doom and gloom. According to Capital Connect CEO Steven Heilbron, e-commerce is growing rapidly in SA, driven by increased internet penetration, widespread use of smartphones, and competitive retail strategies. Heilbron believes that while online-only sales account for only about 6% of retail sales, the total direct retail sales gains across all channels are expected to be approximately R22.08 billion.

The battle for supremacy in the e-commerce jungle is heating up, and only time will tell who will emerge victorious. One thing is certain, however: Black Friday is shaping up to be a wild ride.

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Imagine a world where the global economy is driven by the promise of revolutionized cross-border payments. A world where the 200 million+ individuals relying on remittances can finally breathe a sigh of relief. A world where 70% of cross-border payments no longer rely on informal channels, putting people’s finances at risk and limiting the potential positive impact on local economies.

But is this world even possible? Can we revolutionize the way we send money across borders? The answer lies in the realm of cryptocurrency. It’s not just a technology shift, it’s a game-changer.

In Africa, the challenges are numerous. High transaction costs, limited access to financial services, and a reliance on informal transfer channels plague the continent. But with Binance, the leading global blockchain ecosystem, the tide is turning. With its decentralized, borderless, and efficient alternative, sending and receiving funds has never been easier. No more lengthy processes, no more pricey fees, no more stringent regulatory requirements.

The benefits are numerous. For migrant workers, crypto offers a chance to send money home quickly and cheaply, bypassing the need for traditional banking infrastructure. For rural areas, it means accessing global financial networks that were previously out of reach. For small businesses, it provides a means to manage customer transactions and financial growth with ease.

Binance is at the forefront of this revolution, offering users some of the lowest transaction fees in the industry and a range of cryptocurrency options, including stablecoins pegged to fiat currencies. It’s no wonder that Binance is trusted by over 200 million people in 100+ countries for its industry-leading security, transparency, and unparalleled trading engine speed.

So, buckle up and get ready for a revolution in cross-border payments. The future is here, and it’s powered by Binance.

Warning: Road to Nowhere: How Bureaucratic Inefficiency Kills

In a move that can only be described as a desperate attempt to seem relevant, the Council for Scientific and Industrial Research (CSIR) has launched a Safety Lab that’s as useful as a seatbelt in a piranha-infested pool. The Transport Safety Laboratory (TSL) is headed by professor Blade Nzimande, who’s more concerned with avoiding the potholes on his own road to power than actually improving road safety.

This money pit, funded by the Department of Science, Technology and Innovation (DSTI), will "contribute to the country’s efforts to reduce road fatalities and improve transport infrastructure through research, advanced technology and multidisciplinary collaboration." Yeah, because that’s exactly what we need – more "research" and "technology" to fix the problem of our crumbling infrastructure.

The TSL will "study human, mechanical and environmental factors that lead to road accidents" and "assess road design, construction and maintenance, and test new safety technologies for vehicles." Gosh, what a novel approach. I’m sure the CSIR’s "experts" will come up with some groundbreaking solutions, like "slow down" and "stay alive."

The lab’s "special features" include a stationary driving simulator that can recreate "hazardous driving conditions in a controlled environment." What a thrilling experience. I’m sure the "researchers" will have a blast reenacting the thrill of being stuck in a never-ending traffic jam or, God forbid, actually driving on our roads.

The real game-changer, however, is the Drive Lab – a vehicle fitted with sensors to gather data on road conditions, signage visibility, and driver behavior. Wow, because nothing says " cutting-edge technology" like collecting data on how many potholes we can count and how many yellow signs we can miss.

The CSIR’s CEO, Thulani Dlamini, proudly announced that original equipment manufacturers, transport operators, and private investors can use the lab to "test and refine new products, such as vehicles, road restraint systems, and digital technologies." Because what we really need is more ways to commercialize the road toll system and rip off unsuspecting motorists.

But wait, there’s more! The TSL will "inform regulatory frameworks, support law enforcement strategies, and influence infrastructure development." Oh, great, so now we can look forward to an army of bureaucrats and lawyers trying to figure out how to make our roads even more chaotic and expensive.

Facts and figures aside, this whole debacle is a perfect example of how governmental inefficiency and bureaucratic waste can kill. Remember, it’s always someone else’s fault – just ask the CSIR, who’s more concerned with paychecks than real solutions.

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Rand on Fire: Lesetja Kganyago’s Secret to Making the SA Currency Sizzle

Reserve Bank governor Lesetja Kganyago is on a mission to ignite the rand, and he’s got a recipe for success. His prescription? Government policies that sting, not just a quick sugar rush from ratings agencies. In an exclusive interview, Kganyago revealed the real secret to making the rand sizzle: "Policy reforms are the key to unlocking the currency’s full potential, and I’m not just talking about a quick fix, I’m talking about a transformation."

The rand has been a standout performer, rising 2.5% against the dollar since the beginning of the year, while its peers are stuck in a downward spiral. But Kganyago says this is just the beginning: "The rand has further room to grow, and it’s not just about market fundamentals, it’s about the government’s willingness to make tough decisions."

He’s got a bone to pick with ratings agencies, too: "The out-of-line inflation target is not just a problem, it’s a recipe for disaster. It’s holding back the country’s potential, and it needs to be tackled head-on."

So, what’s the solution? Kganyago is adamant that the government must push through reforms, and fast: "If you restore investor or consumer confidence, it’s like a free stimulus for you. The market will respond, and the rand will soar."

But don’t just take his word for it. The numbers speak for themselves: National treasury has announced a string of reforms in the energy, freight, water, and telecommunications sectors, and has pledged to reduce spending and raise revenue. The rand is on fire, and it’s not going to stop anytime soon.

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