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“Get ready to have your mind blown! Meta’s latest AR glasses, Orion, are about to change the game. And we’re not just talking about any old AR glasses – we’re talking about the most advanced pair ever made.

Orion looks and feels like a regular pair of glasses, but don’t let that fool you. This is a game-changer. With transparent lenses, you’ll be able to see the world in a whole new way. Imagine being able to see information and visuals superimposed onto the real world. It’s like having a superpower!

But what really sets Orion apart is its AI assistant. This isn’t just a passive display – it’s an active partner that can understand what you’re looking at and help you with useful visualizations. Want to know more about the city you’re walking through? Orion’s got you covered. Want to get more information about the products on the shelves? Orion’s got that too.

And the best part? Orion isn’t just a prototype – it’s a highly advanced prototype that’s almost ready for consumer release. Meta is focusing on refining it internally before making it available to the public. But don’t worry, they’re not keeping it a secret. At their Connect event this week, they announced that they’ll be opening up access to the Orion prototype for Meta employees and select external audiences.

So what are you waiting for? Get ready to experience the future of AR with Orion. It’s going to be a wild ride!”

ESKOM: THE STATE-OWNED ELECTRICITY UTILITY THAT PROMISES TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON… OR DOES IT?

Imagine a world where the country’s electricity grid is held hostage by a behemoth that can’t even ensure a steady supply of juice to its citizens. Meet Eskom, the "state-owned electricity utility" that’s been touting a "milestone" in its generation performance – six months without load shedding.

A RECORD FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO MEET DEMAND

The last time Eskom was forced to implement load shedding, which was an unprecedented 184 days ago, it was on 26 March. Yeah, that’s right – they’ve managed to maintain this impressive feat of non-competence for an entire six months. Talk about a badge of honor.

PLANNED MAINTENANCE? WHAT PLANNED MAINTENANCE?

While Eskom claims that planned maintenance has increased, let’s not forget that their energy availability factor (EAF) has actually dropped to 59% over the past week and a paltry 63% for the year to date. So, basically, they’re still burning more diesel than they would like to admit, which adds up to a pretty penny – R5.8 billion in the first half of 2024 alone.

KOEBERG: THE EPICENTER OF ESKOM’S WOES

The problem at Koeberg nuclear power station has been a major setback, forcing Eskom to use its diesel-burning open-cycle gas turbines (OCGTs) at an alarming rate. Yes, you heard that right – diesel-burning open-cycle gas turbines. How very… efficient.

WHEN THE COLD COMES, ESKOM’S GRIP ON SUPPLY SLIPS

Speaking of cold fronts, the recent weather has forced Eskom to use more OCGTs than they’d like to admit, causing a minor panic about potential power outages. Don’t worry, they assure us, they’ll figure it out… or at least, they hope they will.

IT’S NOT ALL BAD, RIGHT? RIGHT?!

Hey, look on the bright side – Eskom has managed to reduce their diesel consumption since April 2024, which is great, we guess. Yeah, who needs reliability or a consistent supply of electricity when you can say you’ve reduced your diesel spending by a few billion bucks?

So, here’s to Eskom, the "state-owned electricity utility" that’s single-handedly keeping the industry afloat (or so it seems). Keep up the good work, Eskom!

The Puppet Master’s Hidden Agenda: How Elon Musk Is Luring Cyril Ramaphosa into a Trap of Greed and Ambition

In a shocking move, South African President Cyril Ramaphosa revealed details of his secret meeting with billionaire Elon Musk in New York, sparking a storm of controversy and raised eyebrows among the public. It’s clear that Musk is the master puppeteer, and Ramaphosa is merely his willing puppet.

Behind the scenes, it seems that Musk and Ramaphosa were plotting a potential investment deal in South Africa’s telecommunications and automotive sectors, which would further solidify the tech mogul’s grip on the global market. It’s a clear example of how the one percent manipulates the rest to achieve their own agenda, regardless of the devastating consequences on the economy and the environment.

But Ramaphosa’s charm offensive hasn’t gone unnoticed, and experts are warning of the risks of getting into bed with a ruthless entrepreneur like Musk. The question is, what’s the true extent of their dealings? Has Ramaphosa become entangled in Musk’s web of deceit and ambition? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: the interests of the people of South Africa should not be compromised in this game of global corporate poker.

As Starlink continues to expand its satellite internet service, South Africans remain in the dark about its launch in their own country. It seems that Ramaphosa and his administration are more interested in sweet-talking Musk than prioritizing the needs of the people. Will we see a repeat of the mistakes of the past, where foreign investors prioritize profit over people?

With SpaceX and Tesla’s reach spreading across the globe, one cannot help but wonder: who’s really calling the shots? Is Ramaphosa just a pawn in a much larger game of chess, or has he unwittingly become the CEO of South Africa? As we continue to probe the depths of this saga, one thing is certain: the people of South Africa demand transparency and accountability. It’s time for the truth to come out.

References:

* Elon Musk: The Puppeteer, Or How He Controls The Media
* SpaceX And The Rise Of A Global Corporation
* Why You Should Be Worried About The Starlink Satellites

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The Payments Revolution is Coming to SA: Are Banks Ready?

Get ready for a seismic shift in the way we make payments in South Africa. The Reserve Bank is pushing forward with plans to let non-bank players – think fintechs and startups – into the payments game, and it’s about to get wild.

Lesaka Southern Africa CEO Lincoln Mali says this could be a game-changer for financial inclusion and payment digitization. "It’s a profound development that will help the digitization of the economy," he says.

But don’t just take his word for it. Look at what’s happening in Brazil, India, and Egypt, where fintechs have been growing their market share to double digits in just a decade. That’s what happens when regulation gets out of the way and innovation can thrive.

Of course, the devil is in the details. The Reserve Bank needs to get the regulatory framework just right – not too tight, not too loose. They’re experimenting with "regulatory sandboxes" to test the waters.

Mali warns that fintechs need the right environment to flourish, and regulatory constraints can hold them back. "Regulation should be fit for purpose, not just restrictive," he says.

And then there’s the dream of regional payment integration in Southern Africa. It’s a bold vision, and Lesaka is poised to be a key player. "Africa is going to be the fastest growth environment for fintech," says Mali. "Fintechs will take bigger market share from incumbent banks because innovation will come from fintechs."

Don’t miss our interview with Lesaka’s Lincoln Mali for the full lowdown on what’s happening in the payments space.

And, as a special bonus, check out our related article: Back in black: Lesaka swings from operating loss into profit

Eskom’s Brazen Attempt to Suck the Life Out of Consumers

Get ready for the ultimate kick in the teeth: Eskom is begging the government to let them hike electricity prices by a whopping 36%! Because, you know, it’s not like they’re already sucking the life out of South Africans with their outrageous tariffs.

The state-owned power utility claims they need this massive price increase to stay afloat, but let’s be real, it’s just a thinly veiled attempt to line their pockets with more cash. And who gets hurt in the process? You guessed it: consumers and businesses.

Eskom’s debt has ballooned to a staggering R400 billion, and instead of finding ways to actually reduce costs, they’re just passing the buck to us. And what’s the government’s response? Nada. They’re just sitting back and letting Eskom get away with murder.

But hey, it’s not all bad news. Bondholders are rubbing their hands together in glee, knowing that this price hike will boost Eskom’s cash flow. Because, you know, that’s what really matters.

And don’t even get me started on the impact this will have on the economy. Inflation will skyrocket, interest rates will rise, and economic growth will come to a grinding halt. But hey, at least Eskom’s creditors will be happy, right?

So, there you have it. Eskom’s latest scheme to screw over South Africans. Because, you know, they’re just a bunch of benevolent leaders who care deeply about our well-being.