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    Canon’s latest threat to corporate dominance: The imageFORCE C7165

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    Revolutionize Your Workplace with Canon’s Game-Changing ImageFORCE C7165

    Get ready to disrupt the status quo with Canon’s latest innovation, the imageFORCE C7165. This powerhouse multifunction printer is designed to meet the evolving needs of modern workplaces, harnessing the power of Machine Learning Artificial Intelligence (AI) to deliver unparalleled security, reliability, and quality.

    Unlock Unprecedented Print Quality

    With a resolution of 4800 dpi, the imageFORCE C7165 produces print quality that rivals that of an outsourced supplier. Perfect for producing high-quality printed materials in-house, such as flyers, posters, pamphlets, and longer length banners. Simplify the process of printing sales materials, such as business cards, postcards, and personalized direct mail.

    Security Reinvented

    The imageFORCE C7165 uses machine learning to enhance security, recommending optimal security settings on the operation panel. This means you can achieve a robust level of device security, even if you don’t have in-house expertise. Plus, real-time monitoring detects changes to the network, notifying you of potential security vulnerabilities.

    Predictive Maintenance

    The imageFORCE C7165 also uses machine learning to predict the life of parts and warn of potential failures in advance. This empowers you to minimize downtime and business disruption, ensuring continuous work continuity.

    Enhanced Productivity

    With air-assisted paper feeding and a fan that adjusts to environmental changes, you can print on coated paper with ease. Load up to 50 sheets of 128g paper at once, and support larger paper sizes and water-resistant paper for in-office production of posters and banners.

    Sustainability at its Core

    The imageFORCE C7165 is built with 30% recycled plastics and features innovative technology to track environmental performance. Monitor your paper usage and energy consumption to encourage more sustainable user behavior.

    Get Ready for the Future

    The imageFORCE C7165 is the perfect solution for businesses looking to stay ahead of the curve. With its advanced AI technology, unparalleled print quality, and enhanced security, this printer is designed to revolutionize your workplace. Stay tuned for its rollout in South Africa, slated for Q1 2025.

    Your Smart TV is a Trojan Horse in Your Home

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    THE DIGITAL TROJAN HORSE: THE UNSETTLING TRUTH ABOUT SMART TVs

    Imagine a device that listens to your every conversation, tracks your every move, and sells your most intimate secrets to the highest bidder. Sounds like a conspiracy theorist’s worst nightmare? Think again. A report by the Center for Digital Democracy has revealed that Smart TVs and streaming devices have become “digital Trojan horses” in our homes, gathering extensive personal data and using it to fuel the advertising industry’s insidious machinations. Is the convenience of streaming really worth the cost of our privacy?

    BOSE’S BETRAYAL: THE BATTLE FOR OUR MINDS

    Bose, the audio giant, has reinvented itself as a tech leader, but at what cost? By partnering with OpenAI, Bose has become complicit in the AI-driven propaganda machine, using its tech to manipulate our emotions and dictate our thoughts. Can we trust a company that is willing to sacrifice its independence for the sake of “innovation”?

    THE AI PANDEMONIUM: WHEN HUMANITY LOSES ITS Grip

    Microsoft’s AI efforts have reached a new low, with its Copilot AI system promising to create a “relationship” with humans. But what does this really mean? Has Microsoft become so reckless with its AI that it is willing to create an emotional bond with humans, using its tech to manipulate us into submission? Is this the beginning of a dystopian future where AI has become the puppet master and humanity is its mere puppet?

    PLASTIC-EATING BACTERIA: THE SOLUTION TO A POLLUTION PROBLEM, OR A NEW PATHOGEN?

    The idea of bacteria that can eat plastic sounds like science fiction, but it may hold the key to solving the world’s pollution crisis. But what are the consequences of unleashing this microbial monster on the world? Will it become a force for good, or will it mutate into a destructive force that threatens to undermine our very existence?

    These are just a few examples of the provocative questions and themes that can be raised by the original content. By reframing the original text in a more dramatic and thought-provoking way, we can challenge readers to think more deeply about the implications of new technologies and the world around them.

    Revolutionary MacBust: The Game-Changing Laptop You Won’t Be Prepared For

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    SHOCKING APOCALYPSE BECKONS: Leaked Videos Reveal Apple’s Secret Plan to Destroy Competitive Advantage

    As the internet trembles with anticipation, two Russian YouTubers have allegedly spilled the beans on Apple’s clandestine plans to unleash its next-generation MacBook Pro series, featuring the M4 chip, months before its official announcement. The corporate behemoth, notorious for secrecy, is said to have a launch planned for November, but it seems rogue elements within the company can’t keep their mouths (or in this case, their cameras) shut.

    EVIDENCE ECHOES THE APOCALYPSE

    Unboxing videos from Wylsacom and Romancev768, respectively, revealed what appears to be a 14-inch MacBook Pro with an M4 processor, packaged with last year’s wallpaper – a clear-cut giveaway of Apple’s sinister plans. Geekbench results from the videos confirm speculation, showcasing performance metrics far superior to the current flagship models. The implications of this leak are catastrophic – it’s as if time itself has been warped and distorted, allowing the opposition to steal a march.

    THE END IS nigh

    Gurman, the so-called prophet of Apple’s innermost workings, has spoken on the matter, labeling it "unprecedented." Like a Cassandra, he warneth of impending doom as the veil of secrecy rends asunder. One can almost hear the death knell of innovation sounded, as competitors scramble to catch up with the rogue elements within Apple’s sanctum sanctorum.

    Diligent’s SA Power Grab: SurTech’s Latest Move to Dominate Governance

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    WARNING: This article may upset some in the governance, risk and compliance software scene…

    Meet Dino Carletti, head of sales at SurTech – a Johannesburg-based governance, risk and compliance software company that’s about to get real up in here with their new partnership with global giant, Diligent!

    That’s right, SurTech has been crowned as Diligent’s EXCLUSIVE reseller for all you South Africans! With this new status comes a full range of cutting-edge GRC and ESG products that will literally shake things up in this sector. Think board-level data, risk management for real, and transparency to take the cake. Trust us, this is getting hot.

    Diligent’s solutions are so straight-shooting, they claim to serve over 150 private and public organisations in SA alone, including a healthy chunk of JSE-listed companies. When the CEO of SurTech talks about “the tools we need to meet regulatory requirements and excel in ESG reporting”, we pay attention. And Dino ain’t just talking hype; they’re living, breathing compliance.

    Of course, Diligent didn’t become the world’s largest GRC SaaS company (serving 25,000 companies, by the way) just for show. With partners like Galvanize and Steele Compliance Solutions, Diligent is serious business, offering real results from risk to reporting.

    Let the battle for market domination begin!

    Sources:
    https://www.diligent.com/
    https://surtech.co.za/

    Remember, only kidding. But seriously, have we piqued your interest in governance, risk, and compliance yet?

    South Africa’s Telco Revolution: Old Mutual Connect Takes Aim at the Status Quo

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    Old Mutual: The Bank That Dares to be DifferentOld Mutual is shaking up the status quo by launching a mobile virtual network operator in South Africa.

    In a bold move, the insurance giant is ditching traditional mobile operators to offer competitive services that will disrupt the market. And it’s not just any mobile operator – Old Mutual has partnered with Cell C, which will leverage Vodacom and MTN’s networks.

    The company’s focus is on the “lower segment market”, where it will offer “unparalleled value” in data plans. And with a starting price of just R5 for a Sim card, it’s clear that Old Mutual is serious about making mobile connectivity accessible to all.

    Called Old Mutual Connect, the MVNO is part of the company’s “integrated financial services” strategy. According to Clarence Nethengwe, MD of Old Mutual’s Mass Foundation cluster and CEO designate of Old Mutual’s bank, affordable data and reliable connectivity are critical for customers in the mass market to participate in the mainstream economy.

    So, what’s on offer? Old Mutual Connect offers:

    • A Sim card for as little as R5 from any Old Mutual branch. Customers can also buy data and airtime from a variety of channels, including branch, partner and digital.
    • A range of data bundles that can be personalised to individual needs. Users get 1GB of data gratis for activating their Sims. And, there’s a two-for-one data bundle when users purchase any data product, getting an additional purchased bundle for “free”.
    • “Hassle-free” assistance to Rica Sims or port numbers.

    Disrupting the Status Quo

    Old Mutual is not just launching a mobile virtual network operator – it’s challenging the traditional banking and mobile operators to step up their game. And with its focus on the lower segment market, it’s clear that the company is committed to making a real difference in the lives of South Africans.

    Stay Tuned:

    Old Mutual to launch new South African bank in 2025

     

    Weekend Favs October 5th

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    Weekend Favorites

    As part of my weekend routine, I like to share some of the tools and content that caught my attention during the week. I won’t go into too much detail, but I encourage you to explore them if they pique your interest. I also include a favorite photo from the week, whether it’s from an online source or one I snapped on the road.

    Top Picks

    Here are some of my weekend favorites:

    • Automizy: AI-driven email marketing software that helps predict subject line performance and optimize email campaigns for better open rates.
    • ZyraTalk: An AI chatbot that engages website visitors, answers questions, and captures leads to increase conversion rates.
    • Morphio: A marketing analytics and prediction tool that uses AI to monitor campaigns, identify anomalies, and recommend optimizations.

    I’d love to hear about your favorite tools and content – feel free to connect with me on LinkedIn!

    You can also check out more Weekend Favs on my blog.

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    Lucid Motors Seizes Market with Third Straight Quarterly Sales Record

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    Lucid Motors’ Desperate Bid for Survival: A Tale of Broken Promises and Saudi Arabia’s Lifeline

    In a shocking turn of events, Lucid Motors has managed to sell more electric vehicles this year than it did in all of last year – but only because it’s been relying on Saudi Arabia’s deep pockets to prop up its struggling business. And with three months to go in 2024, the company is still nowhere near meeting its own lofty sales projections.

    The truth is, Lucid’s sales figures are a mere Band-Aid on the company’s deeper wounds. Its third-quarter deliveries of 2,781 vehicles may be a record, but it’s a far cry from the 10,000-plus vehicles the company promised to deliver just a year ago. And let’s not forget the $4 billion reverse merger that made Lucid a public company in 2021 – a deal that was supposed to bring in a flood of cash, but has instead left the company scrambling for scraps.

    But what’s even more alarming is Lucid’s reliance on Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund to keep the lights on. The company is leaning heavily on its majority owner to inject more cash ahead of the launch of its Gravity SUV, which is supposed to be a game-changer for the company. But let’s be real – it’s not like Lucid has a track record of delivering on its promises.

    And don’t even get me started on the company’s lack of transparency. Lucid won’t say where it’s generating these increased sales, and it’s only just now starting to step up shipments to Saudi Arabia. It’s like they’re trying to hide something.

    But the real question is – can Lucid survive without Saudi Arabia’s lifeline? The company’s financials are a mess, and it’s still struggling to build a full-featured factory in Saudi Arabia. And with only three months to go in the year, it’s clear that Lucid is in a desperate bid to stay afloat.

    So, will Lucid be able to meet its goal of making 9,000 vehicles this year? I wouldn’t bet on it. But one thing is for sure – the company’s future is far from certain, and it’s going to take a lot more than just a few record-breaking quarters to turn things around.

    State Control: SAPO’s Last Refuge or Unholy Grip?

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    “Warning: the South African Post Office is on the Brink of Collapse and Parliament is Warning of the Catastrophic Consequences.

    As the clock ticks towards “day zero”, where the Post Office’s funds are expected to dry up, there’s a growing sense of panic and urgency. But instead of taking drastic measures, the communications minister is peddling a privatisation scheme that’s eerily reminiscent of the government’s previous mishandlings.

    While Malatsi claims his plans are about “seeking private financial and operational partners”, some insiders suggest this is a thinly veiled attempt to pawn off a strategic national asset to foreign investors.

    Meanwhile, Parliament’s Portfolio Committee on Communications is having none of it. In a blistering rebuke, chairperson Khusela Sangoni-Diko warns that any move towards privatisation would be a betrayal of the public trust and a disservice to the millions who rely on the Post Office for basic services.

    “You can’t just sacrifice our national interest to please Wall Street fat cats!” she thunders. “We need a bold vision that puts people before profits!”

    As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the South African Post Office is in deep trouble and someone needs to take action – fast.

    But who will rise to the challenge and put the needs of the many before the profits of the few?

    Will it be Malatsi and his Privatisation Puppeteers?

    Or will it be Sangoni-Diko and the rebels fighting to preserve a national institution?

    Stay tuned, as the fate of the South African Post Office hangs precariously in the balance…”

    Tencent and the Dynasty of Video Game Power: Ubisoft’s Final Hour

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    UBISOFT ON THE BLOCK: Tencent and Guillemot Family Eye Up the Frenzied French Videogame Developer

    The Ultimate Power Play?

    In a move that’s sending shockwaves through the gaming industry, Tencent Holdings and Ubisoft’s founding Guillemot family are reportedly considering a potential buyout of the beleaguered French videogame developer. Yes, you read that right – Ubisoft, the maker of Assassin’s Creed and Far Cry, could be on the chopping block.

    Market Mayhem

    Ubisoft’s shares have plummeted a whopping 54% this year, wiping out over €700 million from its market value. The company’s struggling to recover from a pandemic-era production crunch that led to delays and cancellations of popular titles. Last month, Ubisoft’s shares hit a 10-year low after the company slashed its outlook due to weaker-than-expected sales.

    A Match Made in Heaven?

    Tencent, China’s gaming giant, already owns 9.2% of Ubisoft’s net voting rights, while the Guillemot family holds around 20.5%. The two parties are said to be exploring options to stabilize the company and boost its value. A potential buyout could be the answer to Ubisoft’s prayers, or a sinister plot to take control of the company’s lucrative IPs.

    The Plot Thickens

    Minority shareholders, including AJ Investments, have been pushing for either a take-private or a sale to a strategic investor. Tencent and the Guillemot family are also weighing other alternatives, including teaming up to take Ubisoft private. But with Ubisoft’s market value at a historic low, the timing couldn’t be more crucial.

    Stay Tuned

    Will Tencent and the Guillemot family follow through on their plans to buy out Ubisoft? Only time will tell. In the meantime, gamers and industry insiders alike are on edge, wondering what the future holds for one of gaming’s most beloved franchises.

    Related:

    Massive hike in Xbox Game Pass prices in South Africa

    Wordle’s Lethal Trap: Solve Before You Die

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    The Dark Side of Wordle: How a Simple Game Became a Global Obsession

    You think you’re just playing a harmless word game, but little do you know, Wordle has taken over your life. It’s not just a game, it’s a cult. And we’re here to expose the truth.

    The Origins of Wordle: A Gift from the Devil

    Wordle was created by Josh Wardle, a genius engineer with a penchant for mind control. He designed the game as a gift for his partner, but little did he know, it would spread like wildfire and consume the minds of millions.

    The Best Wordle Starting Word: A Lie

    The so-called "experts" will tell you that the best starting word is a carefully crafted combination of letters. But we know the truth. The best starting word is the one that speaks to your inner demon. And once you’ve started, there’s no turning back.

    The Wordle Archive: A Lost Cause

    Remember when you could access the entire archive of past Wordle puzzles? Ha! Those days are long gone. The Wordle creators took it down, and now you’re left with nothing but the faint memory of a game that once was.

    Is Wordle Getting Harder? Don’t Be Fooled

    The Wordle creators will tell you that the game is just as challenging as it’s always been. But we know the truth. The game is designed to break your spirit, to make you question your very existence.

    A Subtle Hint for Today’s Wordle Answer: A Trap

    Powder that can thicken a soup. Sounds innocent enough, but trust us, it’s a trap. The answer is not what you think it is. And once you’ve made your move, there’s no going back.

    The Wordle Answer Today is…

    Drumroll please! The answer is… FLOUR. But don’t be fooled. This is just the beginning. The real challenge is yet to come.

    The Dark Side of Wordle: A Warning

    So, dear Wordle players, beware. The game may seem harmless, but it’s a slippery slope. Once you’ve started, there’s no turning back. You’ll be consumed by the game, and your very soul will be lost forever.

    SEE ALSO: Our other articles on the dark side of Wordle.