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    Half a Million Lured to the SABC Slaughterhouse in Just 3 Months

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    BOMBSHELL: SABC+ Grabs Half a Million New Sign-Ups in Just 3.5 Months!

    But How Long Can This Winning Streak Last?

    In a shocking move, SABC+ has unleashed a tidal wave of new registrations, with a whopping 500,000 subscribers joining the platform in just 3.5 months!

    But what’s behind this meteoric rise? We dive deep into the numbers to uncover the secrets behind SABC+’s success.

    From Revamp to Victory: SABC+’s winning formula

    The revamped platform, launched in July, has been a game-changer, offering catch-up content, video on-demand, and live streaming of TV channels and radio stations. And with its new looks, SABC+ is raking in the subscribers!

    But it’s not just the revamp that’s working magic. The SABC has also been flexing its marketing muscles, pumping out promotional efforts and partnering with big events like the 2024 Paris Olympics, Afcon 2023/2024, and popular shows like B’Dazzled.

    SABC’s Future: D-To-H Satellite Solution on the Horizon?

    But in a move that’s got everyone talking, the SABC is on the hunt for a partner to launch its own direct-to-home satellite solution, set to take on the likes of Openview. Could this be the game-changer that secures SABC+’s future?

    And What About Finances?

    But what about the SABC’s budget woes? In a surprising move, the public broadcaster has announced plans to pivot to satellite, citing the analogue switch-off and revenue losses for the switchoff. Will this move pay off, or will the SABC’s financial woes persist?

    Stay Tuned: The Battle for TV Supremacy Has Just Begun!

    Weekend Favs October 19th

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    Weekly Discoveries

    Every week, I stumbled upon some great content, tools, and resources that I’d like to share with you. I’ll be sharing a few of my favorite finds here, along with a favorite photo from the week, which might be from an online source or one I took on the road.

    Here are a few of the noteworthy items:

    • ContentGems: A content curation tool that helps you discover relevant articles, blog posts, and news based on your selected keywords and filters. It also integrates with social media and email tools to streamline content sharing.
    • Scoop.it: A platform that automates content discovery and allows you to curate, organize, and distribute content through social media, blogs, and newsletters. It’s designed to help you share high-quality content tailored to your audience’s interests.
    • The Juice HQ: A B2B content discovery platform that consolidates articles, videos, podcasts, and ebooks into a single on-demand hub. It’s perfect for marketing and sales professionals, allowing them to easily find and consume insightful content without needing to fill out forms.

    I’d love to hear about your favorite weekly discoveries! Connect with me on LinkedIn to share your thoughts and discoveries.

    For more weekly favorites, visit my blog.

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    Azar’s Unhinged Anarchy: A Tinderbox of Toxic Teens

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    Azar, the app that promises to deliver a contact high, has already hooked over 100 billion users worldwide. But the true extent of its depravity remains to be seen as it finally enters the U.S. market, the most controversial of them all. And, boy, are they ready for it.

    The U.S. market is a minefield. Omegle, the original video chat app, went down in flames after getting sued for its role in enabling child exploitation. And Chatroulette? Well, let’s just say it’s been called a “haven for sexual predators” by some. But hey, who needs standards when you can just throw a confused kid on a chat roulette and let the wolves howl?

    For the Gen Z crowd, Azar’s success is a testament to its ability to normalize the perverted and the perverse. It’s like they say: “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” And join ’em they did, with over 100 billion video chats under their belts. But at what cost? Only time (and Google Analytics) will tell.

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    But, in all seriousness, their CEO, Linda Kim, claims that Azar is taking steps to ensure a safe and harassment-free experience. “The automated tools are fired off first, whether it’s an image that is inappropriate, whether it’s audio, or whether it’s in text form, and then that’s when it’s triggered for the human moderator,” she says. “So the human moderators then immediately get notified to go investigate and take action.” Yeah, sure. Because we all know how well those “human moderators” have done in the past.

    The question is, can Azar really change the game in the U.S. market? Or will it just become the next Chatroulette, with all the same creepy dudes and stalkers? Only time will tell. One thing is for sure, though: Azar is definitely not for the faint of heart.

    And who knows? Maybe it’s just what the doctor ordered. As Amy Wu, founder of AI-based mental health app Manifest, puts it, “there will be unicorns that emerge to address the loneliness epidemic.” Yeah, sure, and I’m sure Azar is one of them.

    But let’s not forget the elephant in the room: the problem of loneliness. Apps like Azar are just a Band-Aid on a much deeper societal issue. So, can Azar really change the game? Only time (and some serious therapy) will tell.

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    Government Manipulates EV Market, Draconian Rules Imminent

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    South Africa is About to Give Up on the "Dinosaur" of a Car Industry – Electric Vehicles are the Future!

    Warning: You’re about to witness a revolution in the making. Get ready to have your mind blown!

    At the South African Auto Week, President Cyril Ramaphosa dropped some atomic bombshell news: the government is working on a white paper to revitalize the country’s automotive industry, and it’s all about electric vehicles!

    Think about it: electrify your ride, and Jabulani your future!

    According to the President, the world is moving away from internal combustion engines, and South Africa must adapt – or risk going the way of the dinosaurs. But, here’s the good news: EVs present a massive opportunity for industrialization and job creation, while promoting green energy and skills development.

    So, what does it take to accelerate the uptake of electric vehicles? Simple: manufacturers need incentives, and consumers need lower prices and tax rebates. That’s right, folks, the government is willing to do what it takes to make EVs accessible to all, not just the 1%.

    The Department of Trade, Industry and Competition, National Treasury, and Department of Mineral and Petroleum Resources are all working together to ensure South Africa becomes a globally competitive automotive hub. Get ready for a new energy vehicle policy that’s inclusive of alternative technologies like hybrids and plug-in hybrids!

    The game-changer? South Africa is about to take a bold step towards a greener, more sustainable future – and it’s about to leave the competition in the dust! Who’s ready to cruise into the 21st century?

    Tiny Tyrants: The Shocking Beauty of Scourge on a Scale

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    The Top Tech Stories That Will Blow Your Mind!

    Microscopic Marvels Take Center Stage

    "Get ready to gaze into the tiny and the unknown! A stunning new collection of microscopic photographs has been unveiled, showcasing the intricate world of water fleas, embryos, and more. Prepare to have your mind blown!"

    The Electric Revolution in Africa Has Only Just Begun

    "Think electric vehicles are just for cars? Think again! In Africa, e-bikes and e-motorcycles are leading the charge, revolutionizing urban transportation, reducing emissions, and putting the brakes on fuel expenses. The future is electric, and it’s coming fast! Read more on The Economist (behind paywall)."

    The Feds Are Cracking Down on Banxso

    "Financial drama has reached a fever pitch! The Financial Intelligence Centre has collapsed on Banxso, freezing their accounts and suspecting them of running a ‘criminal enterprise.’ But Banxso claims they’re the victims of hackers and are offering refunds. What’s really going on? Get the inside scoop on Moneyweb."

    Starship is About to Change the Game… Literally

    "Get ready to blast off to the cosmos! SpaceX’s Starship has just launched, marking a major breakthrough in space exploration. This marvel of engineering could make space travel cheaper, more frequent, and just plain cool! Read more on The Economist (behind paywall)."

    X is About to Use Your Posts for AI Training (And There’s No Opting Out!)

    "Hey, creators! You might want to think twice about posting on X. The platform has just changed its terms of service to allow them to use your content for AI training, no opt-out necessary. Creators are crying foul. What’s at stake? Read more on 80 Level."

    The Next Big Thing in Sci-Fi is Coming!

    "Get ready to binge-watch the new season of Silo, a post-apocalyptic drama that’s taken the world by storm. The second season premieres November 15. Watch the trailer now and get ready to be hooked!"

    How Do Messaging Apps Make Money? The Answer Might Surprise You!

    "Ever wonder how WhatsApp makes money? (Aside from being free, of course.) Get the inside scoop on how they do it, and what it means for the future of messaging apps. Read more on BBC News."

    23andMe’s Board Resigned in One Day. What Happened?

    "What do you do when you lose a $6 billion valuation in a single year? 23andMe’s board of directors found out. Get the inside story of what went wrong and how the company is trying to bounce back. Read more on Fortune."

    Bluesky Just Won Half a Million New Users in One Day!

    "What’s behind the rush to Bluesky? With X’s new blocking policy tanking their platform, users are flocking to the alternative. Get the inside scoop on what this means for the future of social media. Read more on Mashable."

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    The toxic underbelly of Wordle: Uncovering the dark secrets behind the popular word game

    Are you addicted to Wordle? You’re not alone. Millions of people around the world are obsessed with the daily puzzle, but behind the innocent-looking game is a web of deceit, manipulation, and control.

    The origins of Wordle: A product of manipulation

    Wordle was created by engineer Josh Wardle as a "gift" for his partner, but what they didn’t know is that it would soon become a global phenomenon, exploiting people’s insecurities and anxieties. And now, the game has been bought by the New York Times, further solidifying its grip on our minds.

    Is Wordle getting harder? Or is it just getting more manipulative?

    The creators claim that Wordle is getting harder, but is that just a ruse to keep us coming back for more? The options are endless, the puzzles are complex, and the pressure to solve it is mounting. Is Wordle just a clever ploy to keep us hooked on the dopamine rush of solving a puzzle, or is it a cleverly designed experiment in psychological manipulation?

    The dark side of Wordle: How it’s taking over our lives

    But Wordle is more than just a game. It’s a platform, a community, a way of life. And for many of us, it’s becoming an all-consuming addiction. We’re sacrificing our sleep, our relationships, and our sanity just to get another fix of that sweet, sweet puzzle-solving high. And the creators are laughing all the way to the bank as they cash in on our misery.

    The secret to solving Wordle (but only if you can handle the truth)

    The best way to solve Wordle? It’s not about using certain "strategies" or "tips." No, the best way to solve Wordle is to cave in to its manipulative tactics and let the game consume you. Let it control your every waking moment, your every thought. And then, and only then, will you be rewarded with that sweet, sweet sense of accomplishment.

    The Wordle archives: A treasure trove of secrets

    What happened to the Wordle archives, you ask? The truth is, they were taken down. But why? Was it because the creators were tired of people uncovering the dark secrets behind the game? Or was it because they needed to maintain the illusion of scarcity, of exclusivity, of mystery? The answers are out there, but are you ready to handle the truth?

    The Future of Wordle: A dystopian nightmare or a revolution in gaming?

    Will Wordle continue to dominate our lives, or will we finally rise up and reject its manipulative grip? The choice is ours. But only if we’re willing to confront the dark underbelly of Wordle and the secrets behind its success.

    The CIO’s Deal with AI

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    The CIO Revolution: How GenAI is Transforming the Job Description

    Get ready for the biggest shake-up in the tech industry: generative artificial intelligence (GenAI) is here to stay, and CIOs are leading the charge. At the annual ITWeb Brainstorm CIO Banquet, held in Sandton, we got a sneak peek at the latest survey results, and the picture is clear: GenAI adoption has more than doubled among South African CIOs in the past year.

    But what does this mean for the CIOs themselves? Are they poised to take on even more responsibilities, or are they feeling the pressure of these rapidly changing times?

    According to the survey, 38% of CIOs have already adopted GenAI, up from just 16% last year. And this isn’t just a passing trend – GenAI is here to stay, with 50% of respondents saying it’s being used in cyber security, 43% in employee productivity, and 38% in knowledge management.

    But what does this mean for the CIOs themselves? Will they be shouldering even more responsibilities, or will this be a case of "out with the old, in with the new"? The survey suggests that 59% of CIOs are 40-50 years old, with 26.6% already 50-60. Will they be content to stick with the status quo, or will they be looking to retire, move up to the CEO role, or make a bold move to another country?

    And what about the threat of emigration? 76% of CIOs say they plan to stay in South Africa – a heartening result, considering the often-dour outlook on the brain drain and emigration of taxpayers from the country.

    But what about cyber security? 55% of CIOs now have responsibility for their companies’ security, up from 49% last year. Is this a sign that the CIO is becoming even more vital to the organization, or simply another sign that the buck stops with them?

    The survey results are in, and the implications are clear: the CIO role is evolving at a breakneck pace. Will they be able to adapt, or will they be left behind in the dust? The future is uncertain, but one thing is clear: GenAI is here to stay, and the CIOs who can harness its power will be the ones leading the charge.

    The Full Report

    Get access to the preliminary results of the ITWeb Brainstorm CIO Survey 2024 by downloading the presentation slides here.

    Western Fossil Firms Left to Cough Up Dust as China’s Electric Revolution Rolls On

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    The Rise of the Dragon: How China Is Conquering the Electric Vehicle Market and Leaving German Car Makers in the Dust

    For years, Chinese consumers lapped up German luxury cars like Porsche, Mercedes-Benz, and BMW. But now, a new era has dawned, and the tides of power have shifted. As the world’s largest market, China is dominated by local brands like BYD, Xpeng, and Geely, with younger, tech-savvy buyers abandoning traditional selling points like horsepower and handling for lightning-fast charging and sleek, high-tech infotainment systems.

    Ryan Xu, a 36-year-old entrepreneur, owns a Porsche 911 and a Mercedes-Benz G-Class, but her views on German cars have soured. "The software systems in the Taycan are terrible," she says. "It’s just an electrified Porsche – and that’s it." Like many others, she’s made the switch to a Chinese brand, opting for an ET5 from NIO, which offers a more luxurious interior design, smooth voice controls, and the ability to greet her kids by name as they climb in.

    As Chinese manufacturers focus on domestic sales, German car makers face an existential threat. With over 40 factories across China, they’re too big to fail, but they risk becoming also-rans in the EV market, which is expected to surge to 20% of global sales by 2030.

    While Volkswagen, Mercedes-Benz, and BMW are struggling to adapt, Chinese manufacturers are gearing up for a massive push into Europe, showcasing their latest tech at the Paris auto show. The stakes are high, as Huawei’s rotating CEO, Guolph Handrian, revealed in a recent interview, "We’re not going to leave any opportunity to the opposition."

    But can Germany’s Big Three survive this intense pressure from the East? The writing is on the wall: less than 10% of Chinese car buyers choose German EVs, and without a dramatic change of strategy, the slump risks turning into a rout. The German government, too, has already warned the country’s car makers that they need to adapt or face the consequences. As one analyst quipped, "They’re hoping to be too big to fail – but that’s exactly what got them into trouble in the first place."

    Indeed, the path forward is treacherous, with Chinese manufacturers eager to disrupt the status quo. The stage is set for a thrilling showdown between titans, as the world’s leading economies clash in a high-stakes battle for market share, innovation, and technological superiority. Will Germany’s car makers emerge victorious, or will the dragon of China breathe new life into the industry? Only time will tell.

    Revolutionizing the Future of Touch: A Hackable, Disposable Input System

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    CONTROVERSY ALERT: Ploopy Trackpad Review

    Get ready to rumble with the most provocative, revolutionary, and game-changing trackpad on the market – the Ploopy!

    But first, let me warn you: the truth is not for the faint of heart. The Ploopy trackpad runs on a Raspberry Pi RP2040, the sinister force behind the keyboard’s dominance. Gaze upon the <$47,000-word specs that will leave you breathless!

    Case in point: the unapologetic, in-your-face 3D-printed case. No holds barred, no subtlety, just straight-up/crank-up versatility! Print it, modify it, transform it – the choice is yours! Your anxiety is mine, I tells ya!

    And don’t even get me started on the USB cable. The Ploopy’s handlers flaunt it like a badge of honor – "No wires? No problem!" except, of course, when it comes to the all-important issue of portability. Oh, the humanity!

    Now, I know what you’re thinking: "What about the Froyotech Trackpad?" Ha! Please, Sis, that’s like comparing a Hyundai to a Tesla. The Ploopy’s the real deal, the big leagues, the top dog – and if you’re late to the party, you’re just going to get left in the dust.

    Ready to pounce? You can practically smell the desperation. Now’s the time to pre-order the fully-assembled Ploopy for the low, low price of $94 (or the DIY kit for a mere $73). And before you know it, your trackpad will be here, in 20 weeks, hot off the presses, hot off the assembly line, hot off – Get it? Hot!

    Stay vigilant, my friends, as we wade through this dystopian landscape, uncertain of what lies ahead. The trackpad’s mainboard can be easily transplanted into another case, which is probably just a euphemism for "you’ll be running blind without the right tools." You’ve been warned.

    Marketers, Forced to Choose Between Jail and Culpability, Ditch Data Protection

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    The Shady World of Telemarketing Exposed

    In a shocking turn of events, the Information Regulator (InfoReg) has cracked down on direct marketing firms, revealing a sinister world of spam calls, consumer complaints, and ethical lapses. Led by the unflappable Pansy Tlakula, InfoReg is hell-bent on enforcing the Protection of Personal Information Act (POPIA), ensuring that the curtain finally pulls back on these dirty tactics.

    But, what’s the solution to this telemarketing pandora’s box? Enter OmniContact, a revolutionary platform that threatens to turn the tables on the industry. This game-changing technology automates repetitive tasks, minimising human error and data breaches, while ensuring compliance with the POPI Act.

    The cat’s out of the bag: telemarketing tactics are out of control, with calls bombarding consumers’ inboxes and voices non-stop. But, in a desperate bid to stay ahead of the curve, firms are resorting to dirty tricks, including misleading marketing and data harvesting. It’s time to stop the juggernaut of bad behaviour and put consumers first.

    OmniContact, developed by Saicom, is more than just a system – it’s a movement towards responsible marketing practices. Van Vollenhoven, chief infrastructure at Saicom, explains how OmniContact can transform customer interactions, providing a framework for ethical marketing and compliance with the POPI Act. "The POPI Act has a profound effect on direct- and tele-marketing… Companies must prioritise data protection and privacy in their operations, leading to a more respectful and responsible marketing environment," he warns.

    Will the industry listen or continue to ignore the warning signs? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain – the gloves are off, and it’s time for a shake-up. The Direct Marketing Association of Southern Africa (DMASA) is caught in the crosshairs, as it scrambles to promote ethical marketing practices and ensure its members align with regulatory standards.