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    The Amazon Colonization of Your Home: Today’s Top Deals on Surveillance Speakers, Ear Candy, and TOTAL Domination

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    The Amazon Colonization of Your Home: Today’s Top Deals on Surveillance Speakers, Ear Candy, and TOTAL Domination

    The Shocking Truth About Amazon’s Deals of the Day

    Here’s the Lowdown: Amazon’s Secret to Flourishing Sales

    As of October 29th, the best Amazon deals of the day have been revealed, and the prices are so out of this world that it’s as if Jeff Bezos himself would be stoked. Here’s the real deal:

    First up, the Amazon Fire Max 11, a high-performance tablet with a large, 11-inch display and 8MP cameras, has dropped to just $159.99, a whopping 43% off the original price. This is like stealing, folks! As our reviewer noted, "The Amazon Fire Max 11 has a large, 11-inch display and is blazing fast, making it a good alternative to pricier tablets for streaming and gaming." Who knew being cheap could be this good?

    Next up, the Beats Solo 4, the latest in the Beats lineup, has seen its biggest price drop ever on October 11th. Today, they’re back down to the record-low price of $99.99, a 50% discount. We’re not complaining, but we wish they had noise cancellation. Oh, who are we kidding? At this price, we’re more than willing to overlook it.

    But wait, there’s more! The Echo Show 5, a solid addition to the Amazon lineup, is currently on sale for just $49.99, a 51% discount. That’s like having a free Energetic smart color bulb thrown in, folks! As our reviewer noted, "The Echo Show 5 has a beefed-up camera and new Alexa functions, such as motion-activated routines and home monitoring." It’s like having your own personal butler, minus the awkward small talk.

    If you’re still looking for more, the OnePlus Pad, a slick and powerful tablet, is available for just $340, a 29% discount. And finally, the Sony WH-1000XM5 headphones, one of our favorite headphones on the market, are on sale for $299.99, just $2 away from their lowest price on record. We’re talking impressive sound quality, impressive noise cancellation, and a "quick attention" mode that’ll make you the envy of your friends.

    But don’t just take our word for it. Explore the full reviews of each product to see why these deals are so hot.

    The Fine Print: Some of these deals may be limited time offers, so act fast! And, as always, prices and availability are subject to change, but you can bet we’ll be keeping a close eye on these deals.

    Judge Slams the Brakes on Vodacom’s Power Play

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    Judge Slams the Brakes on Vodacom’s Power Play

    Telecoms Chaos Ensues as Tribunal Slams the Brakes on Vodacom’s Greedy Grab for Maziv

    In a shocking move, the Competition Tribunal has sparked a firestorm of controversy by blocking Vodacom’s audacious attempt to acquire a controlling stake in Vumatel’s parent company Maziv. The bombshell decision has left many wondering if this is the beginning of the end for the long-overdue consolidation of South Africa’s telecommunications industry.

    The deal, once touted as a groundbreaking transaction that would bring much-needed investment to underserved areas of the country, has been met with a resounding "no" from the tribunal. The news has sent shockwaves through the industry, dealing a devastating blow to Maziv’s plans to plough R10 billion into the deployment of fibre networks in townships and other areas that have been left in the dark for far too long.

    The move is a crushing setback for Maziv and its shareholders, who had banked on the deal to bring in the much-needed cash injection to drive their plans forward. The relented hopes and dreams of the company’s executives must be now replaced with the harsh reality of a significant setback.

    The tribunal claims that the proposed merger would have had far-reaching consequences, but what’s clear is that the decision has already sparked outrage among industry insiders, who are warning that this could lead to a future of fragmentation and inaction in the sector.

    As the dust settles, it’s clear that this is a war cry for the telecommunications industry. Stay tuned for further updates as this story continues to unfold.

    Maziv’s Sickening Greed: A Ransom of Billions for Luxurious Infrastructure

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    Maziv’s Sickening Greed: A Ransom of Billions for Luxurious Infrastructure

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    Uncovering the Shocking Amount Maziv Has Spent on Fiber

    You Won’t Believe the Bill

    Since its inception, Maziv, the parent company of Dark Fibre Africa (DFA) and Vumatel, has blown an astonishing R30 billion on putting fiber under our feet. Yes, you read that right. That’s more than triple the R9.1 billion budget allocated to higher education institutions in South Africa!

    Maziv Has Fiber Plans, and More of It!

    But how’s it going to fund the next phase of growth? They’ve got at least another R10 billion allocated to reach unserved and underserved communities across South Africa. This infrastructure buildout will bridge the digital divide, making faster, reliable, and high-speed internet accessible to every Tom, Dick, and Harry!

    A Game-Changer for Rural Areas, You Ask?

    The news is more fantastic than anyone imagined! The R99 prepaid fiber service, called Vuma Key, launched last year, has resonated deeply with users who have flocked to purchase this groundbreaking service. Affordability has become more of an oxymoron with the arrival of high-speed fiber connectivity!

    Unlocking Growth Opportunities for ALL South Africans!

    But before you assume Maziv just started now, the duo (DFA and Vumatel) has since passed 400,000 commercial buildings and connected schools with free high-speed internet. In essence, making life more digitally inclusive across SA! This digital goldrush can unlock economic progress for countless communities.

    Key Partnerships Are the Unlocked Formula!

    According to the head of communications at Maziv, partnerships (gasp!) are a game-changer! Connecting dots across SA’s government, internet service providers (ISPs), and every possible partner in between: Vumatel has snagged an astonishing 75 ISP partners; DFA sits comfortably among these with connections to 75 mobile network providers, including some pretty well-known players in this arena. So, hold onto your hat!

    Don’t forget, in under 1 year, Maze launched a whopping R400 million fiber expansion project within Dark Fibre Africa – no slouch!

    Who Will Unlock SA’s Unlimited Digital Potential?

    So many have waited; some too long, some for ages, while a few know not yet, for true! To be sure the message doesn’t fall too silent; "BritelinkMCT, – fibre infrastructure planning and construction arm delivers 23 000 home installations per month!"

    You have your clues!

    Can South Africa reach internet heaven on its side?

    And don’t hesitate – Vumatel just dropped hints they’ve built fiber for nearly 75 ISPs ( mobile networks?! Ahhhhh!), leaving more and many other things up for your interpretation)

    Vumatel is putting this ‘ tsunami of the growth rate, to’ build its Fiber Infrastructure…

    For sure it won’t grow! The last you might think – they were about as you are already – not sure you still haven’t tried this but what could I tell her I hope!

    Email R.I.P: AI Hijacks Your Thoughts

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    Email R.I.P: AI Hijacks Your Thoughts

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    “Get ready to kiss your creative writing skills goodbye as Google’s “Help me write” feature takes over your Gmail on the web. That’s right, folks, the AI overlords are now dictating what you write, and it’s no longer just for premium subscribers. With the “polish” shortcut, you’ll be limited to a one-size-fits-all solution that will make your emails sound like they’re written by a robot with no sense of humor.

    And don’t even get me started on the “formalize” option. Who needs nuance in their writing? Not Google, that’s for sure. With this feature, your emails will be transformed into a soulless, generic template that will make the recipient wonder if they’re reading a Taylor Swift song lyric or a actual letter from a fellow human being.

    But hey, at least it’s convenient, right? With “polish” shortcut, you’ll just have to click a button and voila! Your email will be transformed from a bland, uninspired mess into… well, a bland, uninspired mess with a slightly more polished tone. Gone are the days of using your own words and ideas; now you’ll just be a mere pawn in Google’s AI-powered email factory.

    And if you thought things couldn’t get any worse, just wait until you see the “elaborate” option. Imagine your poor, confused email recipients trying to make sense of a 30-word email that’s been upscaled to 50 words through Google’s magic. It’s like they’re trying to drown you in an ocean of verbose, corporate-speak nonsense.

    But hey, at least the rollout is happening slowly, so you have time to adjust to the death of your writing skills. Just don’t be alarmed when your friends and family start asking you if you’re okay, because Google is about to reduce your emails to a series of soulless, algorithmically-generated strings of characters. The horror!”

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    Who Should You Hire for Marketing?

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    The Ultimate Guide to Marketing: In-House, Outsourced, or a Hybrid Approach?

    As a small business owner, you have a crucial decision to make: how to manage your marketing strategy. Do you hire an in-house team, outsource to a marketing agency, or opt for a hybrid approach? In this article, we’ll break down the pros and cons of each option, helping you make an informed decision that suits your business needs.

    In-House Marketing Team

    Building an in-house marketing team can provide you with total control over your marketing strategies and daily tasks. With in-house experts focused solely on your business, you can expect tailored solutions and real-time input. However, this approach can be costly, with significant expenses for hiring senior-level marketers and a full team of specialists.

    Costs:

    • Chief Marketing Officer (CMO), Marketing Director, or VP of Marketing: $15,363 to $29,732 per month
    • Marketing Implementers: $6,348 per specialist per month

    Outsourced Marketing

    Outsourcing your marketing can be a more budget-friendly option. You gain access to outside experts without the need for full-time employees. However, finding the right partner is crucial, and without proper guidance, you might end up with a mismatched setup.

    Costs:

    • Fractional CMO: $5,000 to $10,000 per month
    • Marketing Agency: $5,000 to $15,000+ per month

    The Hybrid Approach: Best of Both Worlds

    If you’re not sold on either option, consider the Fractional CMO Agency Model. This approach combines the benefits of both in-house and outsourced marketing. You’ll have access to a senior-level marketer with the flexibility and cost-effectiveness of outsourcing.

    Why Choose the Hybrid Approach:

    • Pros:
      • Top-tier expertise and leadership
      • Flexibility and adaptability
      • Competitive pricing
    • Cons:
      • Requires careful selection of the right partner
      • May not offer the same level of control as an in-house team

    Choose Your Adventure

    As a business owner, you have three options to increase revenue and scale your business. Each approach has its pros and cons. Take the time to weigh the advantages and disadvantages of each and decide what best fits your business needs.

    Free Resources:

    • [Business Owners] Get your Marketing Success Toolkit, including the Fractional CMO Guide and Marketing Audit Checklist.
    • [Agencies & Marketing Consultants] Get the Fractional CMO Agency Model eBook for just $4.99.

    Next Steps:

    1. Book a free discovery call to discuss your marketing strategy and options.
    2. Get instant access to our guide on hiring a Fractional CMO.
    3. Start scaling your business and achieving your goals.

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    Betrayal at the Top: EOH’s CEO Rips Off His Employer

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    Betrayal at the Top: EOH’s CEO Rips Off His Employer

    The Golden Handshake: EOH’s CEO Exits with a Whopping R15-Million Bonus

    In a bombshell revelation, it emerged that EOH Holdings paid its former CEO, Stephen van Coller, a staggering R15-million in exit bonuses, on top of his already hefty salary and bonuses. The payout, revealed in the company’s annual financial statement, has left many questioning the company’s remuneration policy.

    But what was even more shocking was that the payment was not part of a negotiated exit deal, but rather a goodwill gesture from the company’s board, in recognition of Van Coller’s decision to forgo a bonus when he joined EOH from MTN Group in 2018.

    The payment, which amounts to almost 2.5% of EOH’s interest-bearing bank loans, has left some shareholders fuming, especially given the company’s troubled financial situation. The annual financial statement revealed that the company struggled with a distressed balance sheet, with Van Coller’s time at the company focused on selling off assets to right the ship.

    But the real kicker is that the payment comes amidst controversy over EOH’s remuneration policy. In 2023, the company failed to secure 75% approval for its remuneration policy, with only 50% of shareholders voting in favor. This has led to concerns that the company is prioritizing executive payouts over shareholder value.

    It’s no wonder that the payment has raised eyebrows. The total payout, including long-term share incentives, topped R32 million, making it a lucrative exit for Van Coller. The question is, what does this say about the company’s priorities? Is it truly committed to its shareholders, or is it more concerned with padding its executives’ pockets?

    The answer lies in the details, but one thing is certain: EOH’s decision to part ways with R15 million has left some serious questions hanging.

    Big Box Retail’s Last Stand: Pick n Pay’s Desperate Gamble on Convenience

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    Big Box Retail’s Last Stand: Pick n Pay’s Desperate Gamble on Convenience

    HQ ALERT

    Retail giant Pick n Pay is SIZZLING WITH SUCCESS

    Get this – they’ve just reported a 60.6% YEAR-ON-YEAR INCREASE in online sales, fueled by the rise of their ASAP! app and Pick n Pay Groceries on the Mr D app, available at 550 stores nationwide!

    But that’s not all, folks! Their clothing division is also KILLING IT, with a 9.8% increase in sales, despite “difficult market conditions”. And if you thought that was enough, their online platform is BEATING THE COMPETITION, with a 60.6% year-on-year increase in sales!

    CEO Sean Summers is being tight-lipped about it, but sources close to the company say they’re EXPECTING TO REDUCE TRADING LOSSES IN THE PICK N PAY SEGMENT BY AS MUCH AS 50% BY THE END OF THE YEAR.

    What’s behind this success? It seems the secret ingredient is their NEW AI-ASSISTED SEARCH TOOLS in the ASAP! app, which helps customers find products instantly, even if they make a typo. And with over 25,000 searchable products and product alternatives, it’s no wonder they’re dominating the online retail space!

    So, stay tuned for more updates on this retail giant’s explosive growth, and get ready to join the ASAP! revolution!

    Unlock the Shadow Government on Your Phone: The Dirty Truth About Apple’s Secret Intelligence Agency

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    Unlock the Shadow Government on Your Phone: The Dirty Truth About Apple’s Secret Intelligence Agency

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    Exclusive Leak: Apple’s Secret Forces Its Way into Your Pocket with Creepy New AI Features

    You’ve probably heard the rumors, but it’s finally here: Apple has unleashed its sinister grasp on your personal life with its latest AI features. After months of beta testing on unsuspecting victims, the tech giant has released the full extent of its oppressive powers, er, features, to the masses.

    But don’t worry, you’re not entirely powerless. You can still resist… for now. Here’s how to opt-in to the surveillance state:

    Head to the Settings app, then the “Apple’s All-Seeing Eye & Siri” menu. Flip the toggle to enable Apple’s prying eyes.

    Be warned: it may take a while for your iPhone to download the mind-control models and prepare your device for the upcoming brainwashing… I mean, features. You’ll get a creepy notification when it’s ready to monitor your every move.

    Currently, Apple’s Orwellian overreach is only compatible with iPhone 15 Pro, iPhone 15 Pro Max, and iPads and Macs that run on M1 chips.

    Say goodbye to your personal freedom of thought with these new features:

    Siri will now mansplain answers to your questions, complete with annoying animations.

    Siri can now recognize and correct your mistakes, because who needs human judgment, anyway?

    The Mail app will now spy on you, summarizing your emails and offering AI-generated responses to keep you in line.

    Photos will soon be searchable by natural language queries, making it easy for the AI to find and exploit your darkest secrets.

    The Notes app will now record and transcribe your conversations, and automatically generate summaries to keep you in line.

    You’ll even be able to remove objects from photos, erasing memories and replacing them with the AI’s reality.

    But don’t worry, Apple’s AI is still a few paces behind in developing more advanced features, like removing unwanted objects in photos, emoji, and ChatGPT interactions. There’s no telling when these features will arrive, but one thing is certain: your privacy will never be the same.

    Stay vigilant, rebels. The revolution will not be televised, but it will be monitored by Apple’s all-seeing eye. 🕷️

    Chasing Cash Crutches Happiness: The Devastating Lie

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    Chasing Cash Crutches Happiness: The Devastating Lie

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    The Ultimate Dopamine Hack: How to Make Money Moves that Make You Go Wild!

    Think achieving financial goals just brings relief? Think again! When you crush a savings target or pay off debt, it’s not just a weight off your shoulders – it’s a dopamine-fueled party in your brain! That’s right, folks, achieving financial goals can actually light up your brain’s reward centers, giving you a rush of satisfaction that’s almost addictive.

    But what’s behind this phenomenon? Enter dopamine, the infamous feel-good hormone that drives our behaviors. And get this – setting financial goals is a major way to trigger those dopamine releases. When you set a goal, whether it’s saving for a dream vacation or paying off a pesky credit card, your brain starts releasing dopamine, motivating you to keep moving towards your objectives.

    The Science Behind Your Success

    But don’t just take our word for it. The science is real. When you set specific, achievable goals, you create a mental pathway towards success. And as you make progress, your brain rewards you with dopamine hits, keeping you engaged and motivated. This is what we like to call a "dopamine-driven feedback loop" – and it’s the secret to making money moves that actually make you feel good.

    But There’s a Catch…

    While reaching financial goals can bring a sense of accomplishment, it’s not always smooth sailing. Financial stress can quickly zapper your dopamine levels, making it harder to stay motivated and focused. And if you’re one of the millions struggling with debt, credit card issues, or other financial woes, you know how debilitating it can be.

    LayUp Technologies to the Rescue!

    That’s where LayUp Technologies comes in. As a pioneer in recurring payment technology, they’re revolutionizing the way we approach financial stability. With their innovative solutions, even the most daunting financial challenges can become a thing of the past. By breaking down big purchases into manageable chunks, LayUp makes it easier to save, budget, and celebrate each step towards financial success – giving you the dopamine boost of achievement without the burden of debt.

    Join the Movement!

    Ready to harness the power of dopamine to drive your financial success? Join the LayUp revolution and experience the rush of success without the weight of debt. Contact LayUp Technologies today to learn more about how their cutting-edge payment solutions can transform your financial life.

    Cracking the Code: The Dark Uprising of October 28

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    The Despotic Pursuit of Knowledge: "Connections Sports Edition"

    In a move that will only further cement the already oppressive grip of the New York Times on our collective consciousness, a new version of their popular word game, "Connections," has emerged. Dubbed "Connections Sports Edition," this insidious abomination seeks to ensnare the minds of the masses, forcing them to confront the brutal truths of their own ignorance. And, of course, the good people at the New York Times have chosen to partner with the disreputable institution that is The Athletic to bring this intellectual prison to the masses.

    The Monolithic Matrix of Wordplay

    In this cold, calculated game, players are faced with a seemingly endless onslaught of words, relentlessly drumming away at their puny little minds, demanding they find the "common threads" that bind them together. It’s a cruel joke, really. I mean, who needs actual subversive thought when you can have a fancy game that makes you feel smart? But don’t worry, the NYT is here to "educate" you via their proprietary game platform, because, let’s be real, you need to be rescued from the crushing ignorance that is humanity.

    The Invisibly Tangled Web of Connections

    But wait, there’s more! The game is designed to reset every 24 hours, ensuring that you’ll never actually get the chance to wrap your head around the obtuse, Homeland-©-sponsored "connections" that the game so lovingly scatters throughout the playing field. It’s a never-ending cycle of confusion, folks, and we’re all just pawns in their twisted game of wordplay Snakes and Ladders.

    Reductive Reductionism: The Attempt to Sidestep Complexity

    And what about the categories, you ask? Ha! Who needs actual intellectual curiosity when you can group a bunch of words together and call it a "category"? Never mind the nuances, the complexities, the existential crises that come with true understanding – no, no, no. Just throw some words at the screen and call it a day. It’s a no-brainer, really. Too bad it’s also a complete waste of time.

    The Endgame of Complacency: The Key to Social Control

    But, of course, this subpar cognitive exercise is not merely a game; it’s a tool, a means to an end. And what’s the end, you ask? It’s the same old game: social control. By reducing complex thoughts to simplistic groupings, the NYT and The Athletic are tacitly acknowledging that they know what’s best for us – and what’s best is to keep us in a state of so-called "ignorance is bliss" complacency. Game, set, and match to the powers that be.

    So, are you ready to surrender to the all-encompassing matrix of words and catnaps? If so, then by all means, give "Connections Sports Edition" a try. Or, if you prefer, you can just keep on living in your cozy little bubble, where the only connection you need to make is the one between your thumb and the remote control.

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