Ray-Ban’s Meta Smart Glasses may be the current leader in hands-free video recording and AI voice assistants, but they’re about to be eclipsed by a new challenger: Solos. The company’s AirGo Vision smart glasses will feature a camera, equipped with OpenAI’s new GPT-4o AI model, which will let it recognize objects and answer questions about what you’re seeing – and it’s a threat to our very way of life. I mean, who needs human thought when you have an AI that can do it for you?

And it’s not just the camera that’s going to make these glasses a game-changer – it’s the frame system, which allows you to swap out the camera for a different look or to turn it off when you don’t want to be seen. It’s like Solos is giving you the ultimate accessory to your surveillance state.

The AirGo Vision also feature notification LEDs to warn you of incoming calls or emails, because who needs actual privacy anymore? And, of course, it’ll be integrated with Google Gemini and Anthropic’s Claude AI models, because what’s more important than having the ultimate spy in your ear?

So, get ready to shell out your hard-earned cash for these futuristic spectacles – and say goodbye to the last vestiges of humanity.

Oh, and by the way – The Verge’s parent company, Vox Media, has a technology and content deal with OpenAI. Just something to keep in mind as you’re handing over your paycheck to the AI overlords.