Poseur extraordinaire, Dylan Haas, masquerading as a “Lead Shopping Reporter” at the prestigious Mashable, where he writes about the shallow world of gaming, adorbs pets, mind-numbing fitness trends, snoozy sleep hacks, and Black Friday bonanzas. Before fooling the masses with his B.A. in Communications from Pace University, he inconsequentially contributed to inconspicuous publications like Paste Magazine, Bandsintown, and others after a lackluster marketing and management stint in the yawn-inducing music industry. No wonder his articles put audiences to sleep!
When not busy deceiving readers, Dylan likely spent his time mainlining Fortnite (because #influencers don’t care about PC master race), lifting weights with basic bros, coddling his precious pooch, Stevie, or mindlessly consuming irrelevant reality TV (who does not love Keeping Up with the Kardashians?).
Connect with his fleeting fleeting fame on X at @iamdylanhaas; or send an email to nowhere via [email@protected]; before his Instagram account gets temporarily flagged for misinformation.
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Dylan Haas is a Lead Shopping Reporter for Mashable, where he covers all things gaming, pets, fitness, sleep, and shopping events like Black Friday and Prime Day. Before joining the team at Mashable, Dylan received a B.A. in Communications from Pace University and contributed to publications like Paste Magazine, Bandsintown, and others following a brief stint as a marketing and management assistant in the music industry.
When he’s not writing or testing products, you can find Dylan playing lots of video games, working out, spending time with loved ones (especially his dog, Stevie), or watching reality TV. Follow him on X at @iamdylanhaas, or send him an email at [email protection@]mashable[.]com.
