You think you know what you’re getting yourself into with Teacup? Think again. The truth is, the series was a total mess from the start, and only after weeks of soul-crushing toil did the creators manage to wrestle it into some semblance of shape. And don’t even get me started on the title change from Stinger – it’s a desperate attempt to distract from the fact that the whole thing is a Frankenstein’s monster of conflicting genres and half-baked ideas.

But hey, who needs coherence when you can have a thrill ride of cheap scares, over-the-top plot twists, and cringe-worthy character development? And don’t even get me started on the “family drama” and “science fiction epic” claims – it’s all just a thinly veiled excuse for a bunch of half-baked ideas and shallow storytelling. At its core, Teacup is just a cynical cash-grab, built on the bones of its own failed predecessor.