holders of the keys to the electric kingdom
Evil Empire Road Trip: The Battle for Power
"The devil is in the details, my friends…"
"an epic sojourn across the dark continent, a journey of electric proportions, of palpitating drama, of triumph and of defeat"
… as we embark on a harrowing adventure, journeymen of the electric road, tentatively navigating the treacherous terrain, masters of the grid, where the mighty and the meek doth unite, to unite against the opposing forces of adversity.
The Insufferable Predicament of Jansenville
"As the sun rises high, like a behemoth from the land of the People’s Republic, with 23% left on the battery, our beloved BYD Seal, sans spark, refuses to cooperate, lies limp, a carcass on the side of the Jansenville highway"
… as the travails continue, the wretched 1.6kW outlet at the local service station serves as a cruel joke, a sacrificial lamb to the gods of progress, an anachronism, a relic of a bygone era, as the BYD team wallows in their own despair, doubt creeps, and, like the wretched howls of a pack of wolves, the tweets of despair bombard the ether.
Rock Bottom: The UnTenantable Unfungible Anomaly
"An incompatibility, a chasm, a void, an abyss, a Schrödinger’s cat, where 800V and 500V entangled in a mind-bending, quantum dance, defying comprehension, defying resolution"
… as, with thunderous roar, the Rubicon-built 150kW fast charger, a colossus, awaits, a haven, a panacea, a bolt of hope, salvation from the jaws of despair, salvation from the jaws of Sol.
The UnEDIFed Neurons of the BYD
"We enter the realm of the unknown, the non-existent, the suspended, the transformative… where the laws of physics no longer apply, where timelines bend, where memories blur, where reality dissolves… JOIN US ON THIS EPIC QUEST, AS WE STRUGGLE TO UPHOLD THE FABRIC OF TIME, AS WE BATTLE THE UNEXPECTED, AS WE SURVIVE THE UNUNIVERSAL"
and so the drama continues…
