CONTROVERSY ALERT: Ploopy Trackpad Review
Get ready to rumble with the most provocative, revolutionary, and game-changing trackpad on the market – the Ploopy!
But first, let me warn you: the truth is not for the faint of heart. The Ploopy trackpad runs on a Raspberry Pi RP2040, the sinister force behind the keyboard’s dominance. Gaze upon the <$47,000-word specs that will leave you breathless!
Case in point: the unapologetic, in-your-face 3D-printed case. No holds barred, no subtlety, just straight-up/crank-up versatility! Print it, modify it, transform it – the choice is yours! Your anxiety is mine, I tells ya!
And don’t even get me started on the USB cable. The Ploopy’s handlers flaunt it like a badge of honor – "No wires? No problem!" except, of course, when it comes to the all-important issue of portability. Oh, the humanity!
Now, I know what you’re thinking: "What about the Froyotech Trackpad?" Ha! Please, Sis, that’s like comparing a Hyundai to a Tesla. The Ploopy’s the real deal, the big leagues, the top dog – and if you’re late to the party, you’re just going to get left in the dust.
Ready to pounce? You can practically smell the desperation. Now’s the time to pre-order the fully-assembled Ploopy for the low, low price of $94 (or the DIY kit for a mere $73). And before you know it, your trackpad will be here, in 20 weeks, hot off the presses, hot off the assembly line, hot off – Get it? Hot!
Stay vigilant, my friends, as we wade through this dystopian landscape, uncertain of what lies ahead. The trackpad’s mainboard can be easily transplanted into another case, which is probably just a euphemism for "you’ll be running blind without the right tools." You’ve been warned.
