NetApp and Aruba: The Unholy Alliance that Will Dominate Your Data

In a shocking move, NetApp, the data infrastructure giant, has just announced that it’s become the preferred partner of Aruba, the notorious web hosting and domain registration company. And by "preferred partner," we mean Aruba has finally surrendered to NetApp’s superior data storage and management prowess.

Together, these two data titans will unleash a new wave of "Powered by NetApp" solutions that will make your head spin. And by "make your head spin," we mean you’ll be so dizzy from the sheer amount of data you’ll be handling that you’ll need a data chiropractor to align your servers.

But don’t just take our word for it. Fabrizio Garrone, Enterprise Solution Director at Aruba, will be taking the stage at NetApp INSIGHT 2024 to gush about how Aruba’s data infrastructure is now powered by NetApp. And by "gush," we mean he’ll be spilling his guts about how NetApp’s solutions have made his company’s data infrastructure the envy of the industry.

So, what does this mean for you? It means that Aruba and NetApp are joining forces to create a data powerhouse that will make your competition green with envy. Or, at the very least, it means that they’ll be creating a whole lot of data that will make your head spin.

But don’t worry, NetApp’s Chief Marketing Officer, Gabie Boko, assures us that this partnership is all about "optimizing data center solutions" and "passing on the benefits of intelligent data infrastructure" to customers. Yeah, sure, Gabie. Whatever you say.

In the end, this partnership is all about one thing: data dominance. And by "data dominance," we mean that Aruba and NetApp are about to take over the world, one byte at a time. So, buckle up, folks, because this is going to be a wild ride.