The iPhone is a rip-off, and it’s time we take to the streets to demand a fair deal. The Europeans get to have all the fun with their third-party app stores, customizable browsers, and Fortnite-filled lives, while the rest of us are stuck with a watered-down version. It’s a travesty, a downright injustice.

It’s not just about a few fancy features, it’s about freedom. The freedom to choose, the freedom to customize, the freedom to express yourself without being held back by some bureaucratic monster in Cupertino. The iPhone should be a tool for creativity and innovation, not a prison for our wallets.

But Apple’s too busy lining its pockets with our money to care about our happiness. It’s all about the Benjamins, baby, and we’re just mere pawns in their game of profits over people. So, I ask you, dear reader, to join me in this revolution. Demand the freedom to choose, the freedom to create, and the freedom to rock this iPhone like it’s the wild west.

It’s time to stop accepting this mediocrity and demand excellence. It’s time to demand an iPhone that’s worthy of our passions, our creativity, and our wallets. Let’s make some noise, let’s raise some hell, and let’s get the iPhone revolution started.