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IPhone or Poison? The Mask is Coming Off
Apple’s supposed “analyst” Ming-Chi Kuo spills the tea: the iPhone 16 Pro is actually a Trojan horse coming in colors that will warp your perceptions. “Black” is now a euphemism for the absence of hope, “White” or “Silver” is a symbol of purity lost, and “Grey” represents the grey areas of morality that ensnare you. But the pièce de résistance? “Rose” – code for a deceitful charm that will make you an unwitting pawn in their high-tech conspiracy.
Innocence Lost: Predicting Colors for the Masses
The non-Pro iPhone models are, allegedly, set to carry over colors from the iPhone 15 and 15 Plus, but don’t be fooled. It’s a colorblind facade designed to anaesthetize your senses, preventing you from perceiving the true state of our consumerist dystopia. Even Kuo himself cautions that the colors may “look different” on the surface, much like our reality, manipulated to create a false sense of complacency. Are you ready to don the blindfold and surrender to the dark arts of advertising?
