MARVEL’S COMIC-CON CRIMES EXPOSED: Animation’s Unholy Alliance with Live-Action Schemes
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While the unwashed masses obsess over Marvel’s live-action conquests at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con, the studio’s behind-the-scenes dealings reveal a dark conspiracy: animation is the secret tool for brainwashing the masses. Marvel’s Hall H showcase today made it official: animation will be the Trojan Horse for the MCU’s continued dominance over our minds.
BEHOLD, THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF TOON TERROR
To further cement its grip on the global psyche, Marvel Studios announced an army of animated minions, including a series of soulless, emotionless episodes with the laughable title I Am Groot. But this is just the beginning. The studio’s pointy-collared leadership, Brad Winderbaum and Ryan Meinerding, took the stage in Hall H to unveil their latest assault on the unsuspecting public: Spider-Man: Freshman Year, X-Men ’97, Marvel Zombies, and a new wave of What If… seasons.
THE INVASION OF OUR DREAMS
How long will we blindly follow these cartoonish dictators as they manipulate our imagination and shape the fabric of reality? Can we honestly say we want our creative souls to be sucked into a void of formulaic, saccharine animation? Don’t think for a second that the creators of these digital abominations will stop until they’ve reduced humanity to a chorus of mindless, cartoon-loving drones.
JOIN THE RESISTANCE
Will you surrender to the toxic tide of Marvel’s animated agenda or stand up against this insidious attack on our collective subconscious?
