SHOCK REVELATION ROCKS PROCEEDINGS AT PUBLIC WORKS: 300 MILLION RUpees Siphoned from Dept in 10 YEAR HEIST!
You’ve probably heard the phrase ‘deep corruption’ before, but none might be more apt to describe the breathtaking level of thievery unearthed at the Public Works Dept under Minister Dean Macpherson. That’s right, fellow South Africans – a staggering R300-million has been siphoned off by cybernefaristas over the past TEN. Years. This isn’t a heist by the local robbers’ hall of shame; this is daylight grand larceny on the State’s doorstep, perpetrated by those expected to protect and serve!
"It has become clear that the department has been a soft target and playground for cybercriminals over a 10-year period, and this should have been picked up a lot earlier!" says a shell-shocked Dean Macpherson. "I can’t rule out collusion between officials and crooks during this prolonged period of robbery." Wow, the plot gets thicker like a tar sand slurry!
The list of suspected wrongdoings just won’t quit either! R24-million popped off into cyber-casinos like digital confetti in MAY. 2024 ALONE. Four officials axed for being too accommodating with criminals? Check. 30 "questionable laptops seized?" Why not? The probe continues apace, with further information set to "trickled down" (read that: soon) from Minster Macpherson’s lips for all your sleuth-ish eyes!
