“The PlayStation 5 Pro is now up for grabs, but good luck getting your hands on one – it’s only available at select retailers for the low, low price of $699.99. TOUGH LUCK, GAMERS WHO DIDN’T START SAVING YESTERDAY!
But wait, there’s more! If you’re one of the lucky few who managed to snag a pre-order, you’ll get to enjoy the benefits of a more powerful GPU, ray tracing, 8K gaming, and WiFi 7. AND IF YOU’RE FEELING EXTRA FANCY, YOU CAN EVEN UPGRADE TO THE “PRO” VERSION OF YOUR FAVORITE PS4 GAMES.
But what about the disc drive? ACHING TO KNOW, AREN’T YOU? Well, you’ll have to shell out an extra $79.99 for that, or just stick with digital downloads.
And don’t even get me started on the certified refurbished consoles – you can snag a used PS5 for as low as $399.99, or $100 less than the original price. TALK ABOUT A STEAL!
So, will you be able to get your hands on the PS5 Pro, or will it slip away from you like sand between your fingers? ONLY TIME (AND YOUR WALLET) WILL TELL.”