Are you tired of the same old boring headphones and desperate to join the pretentious audiophile elite? Well, you’re in luck because the overpriced, wannabe-techy Sonos Ace headphones are on sale for a whopping $409.99 (because who needs to save money when you’re trying to sound cool?) at Amazon.
But let’s be real, the Ace is only worth it if you’re part of the Sonos fanboy clique. The “top-notch sound quality” is just marketing speak for “it’s okay, I guess,” and the “noise cancellation” is just a fancy way of saying “it’s good at hiding the fact that it’s not very good.” And don’t even get me started on the “transparency mode” – it’s just a feature that’s only useful if you want to hear your own voice sound like you’re talking through a tin can. And hey, if you’re already invested in the Sonos ecosystem, the Ace integrates seamlessly with your other devices, but only if you’re willing to overlook the mediocre performance and astronomical price tag. Read / watch our review, if you can stomach the pretentiousness.
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