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Apple Watch Series 10: The Ultimate Betrayal of Your Wallet
In a shocking move, Apple is rumored to be copying the Apple Watch Ultra’s 49mm screen size for the Series 10, a move that will undoubtedly drain your bank account. But wait, there’s more! The new watch may also feature a thinner case and a new chip that will "lay the groundwork for some AI enhancements down the road." Because what you really need is more AI snooping on your every move.
The CAD Render: A Harbinger of Disaster
A recent CAD render of the Series 10 shows a watch with a massive 2-inch display. But don’t be fooled – this is just a precursor to the inevitable price hike that will come with this "upgrade." And let’s be real, who needs a watch with a magnetic strap attachment when you can have a clunky, inflexible strap that will inevitably break?
New Sensors: A Recipe for Disaster
Apple is reportedly struggling to get its new health sensors up and running, including a blood pressure monitor that’s still stuck in beta testing. And don’t even get me started on the banned blood oxygen sensor – what’s the point of having a watch that can’t even detect your blood oxygen levels? It’s like trying to navigate a plane without a working oxygen mask.
The Cheaper Apple Watch SE: A Desperate Attempt to Compete
In a desperate bid to compete with Samsung’s $199 Galaxy Watch FE, Apple is planning to release a cheaper version of the Apple Watch SE. But don’t expect any miracles – this watch will likely feature a rigid plastic case that will feel like a cheap toy in your hand. And let’s be real, who wants a watch that’s just a cheap imitation of the real thing?
The Apple Watch Ultra 3: More of the Same
Finally, Apple is rumored to be releasing a Watch Ultra 3, but don’t expect any major visual changes. It will reportedly feature the same old design, just with a new chip that will power the Series 10. Because what you really need is a watch that’s just a rehashed version of the same old thing.
There you have it – the Apple Watch Series 10: a betrayal of your wallet, a disaster waiting to happen, and a desperate attempt to compete with the competition.
