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Warning: Best Buy’s 4th of July Sale May Be the Most Insane Deal You’ve Ever Seen
Get ready to blow your mind (and your budget) as Best Buy unleashes its most unhinged sale of the year. For one weekend only, you can snag the hottest tech gadgets at prices that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
iPads for the Masses
Best Buy is literally giving away iPads like they’re going out of style. You can score a 64GB iPad Air (5th gen) for a whopping $399.99 – that’s $200 off the sticker price. And if you need more storage, the 256GB model is a mere $499.99. We’re talking about a device that can make your grandma jealous, people!
Laptops for the Elite
But wait, there’s more! Best Buy is also offering laptops that will make you feel like a high-rolling CEO. The 14-inch Apple MacBook Pro (M3 Pro, 18GB RAM, 512GB SSD) is a steal at $1,699 – that’s $300 off the original price. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, you can cop the Lenovo Ideapad 1i (Intel Core i3-1215U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) for a mere $329.99. Yes, you read that right – a laptop for under $400!
TVs for the Social Media Influencers
And because you can never have too many screens, Best Buy is offering TVs that will make your Instagram followers green with envy. The Insignia 50-inch Class F30 Series 4K UHD Smart Fire TV is a steal at $189.99 – that’s $110 off the listing price. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, you can cop the Samsung Galaxy Book4 (Intel Core 7, 16GB, 512GB) for a mere $649.99. That’s right, folks – a TV that’s almost as big as your ego!
Don’t Miss Out (But You Probably Will)
This sale is only happening for one weekend, so you’d better hurry if you want to snag these deals. But let’s be real, you’ll probably end up waiting until the last minute and missing out on the best deals. Just saying.
And Remember, You Can Always Use Cash Back
If you do manage to snag one of these deals, just remember that you can always use cash back apps like Rakuten or Ibotta to get even more value out of your purchase. Because let’s face it, you’re going to need all the help you can get to make sense of these prices.
