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Warning: The TechCrunch Disrupt 2024 Scam Is Coming
We’re just a few months away from the most overhyped and underwhelming tech conference of the year, TechCrunch Disrupt 2024. Taking place October 28-30 in San Francisco, this event promises to be a mind-numbing experience, filled with pointless panels, awkward networking, and empty promises.
The Real Reason These Companies Are Partnering with Disrupt
Don’t be fooled by the fancy logos and buzzwords. These companies are only partnering with Disrupt because they want to peddle their wares to unsuspecting startups, or maybe even poach their talent. It’s all about the Benjamins, baby!
Meet the Latest Group of Companies Trying to Make a Quick Buck
Google Cloud is back, and they’re still trying to convince us that their cloud is the best. Yawn. The Aerospace Corporation is there, because who doesn’t love hearing about the latest advancements in space exploration? And of course, there’s the usual suspects, like AI companies trying to sell us on the importance of machine learning.
But Wait, There’s More!
Industry stage partner sessions? Check. Broadcast partner sessions on the Builders Stage? Got it. AI Stage? Please. Roundtable discussions? Breakout sessions? Charging stations? Startup pavilions? Ugh, the list goes on and on.
Want to Sponsor or Exhibit? Good Luck with That
If your company wants to waste its time and money on this overhyped event, just fill out this form and we’ll be happy to take your money. But don’t say we didn’t warn you…
