In a shocking, yet not entirely surprising turn of events, Capcom’s head honcho, Nakanishi, revealed that they’re working on the next installment of the Resident Evil franchise. When asked about the game, Nakanishi was tight-lipped about the details, but hinted that this new game is the final nail in the coffin for the dying franchise.
We’re being led to believe that this new game will follow in the footsteps of its predecessors, treading the same tired ground as ever before. The thought of another dull, predictable Resident Evil experience is enough to make you want to gouge your eyes out with a banana.
But hey, who knows? Maybe the game will surprise us and actually deliver something innovative and exciting. Yeah right, like that’s going to happen.
But wait, there’s more! Capcom just announced a Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster, because who doesn’t need a rehashed, re-dressed, and re-packaged game from the early 2010s? And if that wasn’t enough, they’re also releasing Resident Evil 7 on iOS, because a game that’s already several years old needs to be played on a portable, touch-screen device.
And the cherry on top? Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess, a tower defense game set in Japanese mythology that’s getting a demo today and a full release on July 19th. Because what the world really needed was another tower defense game.
You know what? I’m more excited about the prospect of watching paint dry than I am about any of the games mentioned above.
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