The AI Apocalypse: The Scandalous Truth Behind Vaire Computing’s Reversible Chips
As the world succumbs to the all-consuming beast that is AI, a sinister force lurks in the shadows, draining our planet’s resources and threatening our very existence. The culprit? The gargantuan energy consumption of those behemoth servers that power our AI-fueled dystopia.
But fear not, dear reader, for Vaire Computing, a shadowy startup with ties to the dark arts of reversible computing, has emerged to claim its stake in this apocalyptic future. With a whopping $4.5 million in funding, courtesy of deep-tech fund 7percent Ventures and Jude Gomila, the co-founder of Heyzap, Vaire is poised to unleash a new era of efficient computing upon the world.
But what, you ask, is this "reversible computing" that has captured the imaginations of these nefarious characters? It’s a concept so diabolical, so sinister, that it’s almost… revolutionary. In traditional computing, energy is released as heat, like a ticking time bomb waiting to ignite the very fabric of our reality. But Vaire’s reversible chips? They’re like a black hole, sucking in energy and recycling it with an efficiency that would make even the most seasoned AI enthusiast weep with envy.
And the mastermind behind this operation? Rodolfo Rosini, a serial entrepreneur with a résumé that reads like a Who’s Who of AI villains. Joined by Hannah Earley, a researcher at the University of Cambridge with a penchant for "unconventional computing," Vaire Computing is the culmination of their twisted vision.
But don’t just take their word for it. In a chilling interview, Rosini revealed the true extent of their plan: "Close to 100% of the energy in a chip ends up being dissipated as heat. So you’re basically wasting it. But in a reversible chip, you actually never dissipate this energy. You don’t allow the energy to become heat, and you recycle it internally. This means that two things happen: One, the chip doesn’t get hot, and two, you only need a tiny amount of energy to make it work. So, it uses almost no energy, other than the same amount of energy that it has just recycled."
And don’t worry about the funding landscape, dear reader. Vaire Computing has already secured the backing of several prominent investors, including Seedcamp, Clim8, Tom Knight (an inventor of modern reversible computing), and Jared Kopf, founder of Ramble.ai. They’re not just a fly-by-night operation; they’re a force to be reckoned with.
So, as the world teeters on the brink of AI-induced madness, Vaire Computing stands at the forefront, ready to unleash its sinister plan upon the world. Will they succeed? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: the apocalypse is nigh, and Vaire Computing is leading the charge.
