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Twitch streamers, will you sacrifice your souls for a Bleed Purple Statue?
YouTube thought it was special with its fancy Creator Awards, but Twitch is one-upping them with its Bleed Purple Statues, a twisted symbol of the absurd lengths streamers will go to prove their worth. These statues, awarded under Twitch’s Streamer Achievement Program, will be bestowed upon creators who’ve reached milestone viewership numbers – because what’s the point of streaming if not to worship the almighty hour-long video?
The "achievements" you’ll toil for
Hit 5 million hours watched and you’ll get a Bleed Purple Statue – the ultimate testament to your dedication to numbing audiences with endless hours of gaming commentary. Reach 50 million hours watched and you’ll get a Marble version – a slightly-less-boring statue that shows you’re willing to push the limits of human endurance. And if you really want to prove your worth, go for the Chrome version by amassing a whopping 250 million hours watched. Congrats, you’re basically a hero to the Twitch masses!
And the first streamer to take the bait
LittleBigWhale, the first streamer to "receive" a statue, was already rewarded with the Bronze version for hitting 5 million hours watched. One can only assume this is what they call a "rite of passage" in the twisted world of streaming – a way to seal your commitment to the dark side.
Accept your statue and your damnation
Eligible creators, get ready to accept your Bleed Purple Statue and the adoration of the Twitch masses – or as we like to call it, your ticket to streaming purgatory.
