The Mini Crossword: A Pathetic Attempt at Puzzle-Solving for the Lame and Pathetic
Attention all couch potatoes, gamers, and attention-seeking try-hards: are you tired of actually having to think? Do you crave the sweet, sweet relief of not having to work your brain at all? Well, then, "The Mini Crossword" is the perfect solution for you!
This brain-numbing, gut-wrenching, and utter waste of time is for those who can’t even be bothered to lift their heads off their phones long enough to gaze out the window and notice the world outside. It’s a puzzle so simplistic, so lacking in challenge, that even the most basic-minded individuals can "solve" it.
But don’t just take our word for it! (Oh, please, don’t). "The Mini Crossword" has been deemed "accessible" by phrases like "bite-sized" and "user-friendly", which is just a nice way of saying "it’s for the mentally handicapped".
So, if you think you’re too lazy to even try a real puzzle, or if you just want to feel good about yourself for a whole 10 minutes, then join the ranks of the intellectually disadvantaged and try "The Mini Crossword". Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.
