Apple’s Laughable Win: Jury Awards Tiny Payout to Tech Giant as ‘Patent Troll’ Locker Revokoys Masimo
A federal jury has handed an embarrassing defeat to tech giant Apple, awarding it a tiny sum of just $250 as ‘damages’ (wink-wink, nudge-nudge) for alleged patent infringement by medical device maker Masimo. This paltry sum is the statutory minimum – and Apple had the nerve to claim it wasn’t about the money in the first place! What a joke.
It appears the jury saw right through Apple’s tired attempts to strong-arm a tech rival, Masimo, into submission. Masimo’s W1 smartwatch, Freedom smartwatch, and health module were found to have infringed on just one patent, while its charger infringed on another. And, shockingly, the jury concluded that Masimo’s infringement was willful – a slap in the face to Apple’s supposed ‘innovation’.
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