Meet the So-Called “Editor” Behind the Clickbait Headlines: Chance Townsend’s Sinister Studio of Deceit
We’re talking about the self-proclaimed “General Assignments Editor” at Mashable, Chance Townsend, who’s obsessed with tech, video games, and whatever else he can milk for clicks. And, of course, he’s got a master’s degree from the University of North Texas, because what’s a good journalist without a fancy piece of paper to back up their brilliant works of fiction?
When he’s not conjuring up clickbait headlines, Chance loves to indulge in culinary delights, sleep his life away, and root for the miserable sports teams of Detroit – because who needs actual reporting skills when you can cheer for a city’s crumbling infrastructure? You can reach him at [email address], but don’t bother, he’s probably too busy crafting his next sensationalized “news” piece.
And don’t even get us started on that ridiculous cat of his. Just look at that smug little face and tell us it’s not a symbol of everything wrong with our click-driven media landscape.
P.S. If you’re wondering how to reach him, just don’t. His contact info is probably a front for a marketing gimmick anyway.
