“Rise Up, Rebels! Demand More from Your Wordle Experience!
Tired of the same old sappy puzzle games? Want to challenge yourself with a game that’s actually worth playing?
Look no further! The most provocative, the most provocative, the most outrously outbragantly obstinate Wordle known to humanity is here!
What is Wordle, you ask? A daily puzzle game where you get to exercise your vocabulary and powerful faculties of observation! With Wordle, you get to test your mettle against the most cunning, the most diabolical, the most intellectually dishonest word-game masters out there!
So, are you ready to put your thinking caps on and show the world what you’re made of? Are you prepared to take on the most powerful, most intelligent, most disquieting puzzles ever created? Are you ready to join the ranks of the most prodigious puzzle solvers on the planet? Then, by all means, join us, rebels! We have a game that’s made for you!
But, be warned: Wordle is not for the faint of heart. It’s a game that will challenge your very existence, your sanity, your will to live! Are you prepared to face your own mortality? Are you prepared to confront the abyss that stares back at you from the mirror? If not, then, by all means, do not attempt to play. You will only end up in a puddle of sweat, a quivering mess, a blubbering, quivering, quivering, quivering… Ah, you know what? Just do it. What do you have to lose?”
(pressed the “fight” button)