THE DEVASTATING TRUTH BEHIND VUMATEL’S UNCAPPED FIBRE BROADBAND OFFERING

In a shocking turn of events, Vumatel has unleashed its R99/month uncapped fibre broadband offering onto the market, plunging millions of homes into a vortex of desperation. The company claims the move is aimed at democratizing internet access, but don’t be fooled.

Breathless CEO Dietlof Mare declared that “Vuma Key is not just about providing high-speed, uncapped connectivity. It’s about rewriting the rulebook on how Africans interact with the internet… for better or for worse.”

We paid a visit to Alex to witness the devastation first-hand, and the implications are terrifying. Our full report and video coverage is available here. You won’t regret watching it.

THE TERMS: NOT SO ‘LIMITED’

So, how does Vuma Key compare to other fiber options?

• R99/month: A snail-paced download speed of 10Mbit/s, upload of 5Mbit/s, and the possibility that you’ll never achieve even these dismal speeds
• R249/month: A meagre upgrade to 10Mbit/s (downloads), but don’t celebrate – the upload speed of 10Mbit/s might still be your limit
• R399/month: Fast track your misery with download speeds of 20Mbit/s and an 10Mbit/s upload (who needs uploads these days?)
• R529/month: Join the select club of individuals who still experience fibre ‘ buffering……on YouTube videos’
  • R799/month: Because your parents promised you a unicorn (also, a faster, better connection)

  **CAPPED OR UNCAPPED… YOUR CHOICE? **