CONTROVERSY BREWING: "HAPPY GILMORE" SEQUEL SET TO RUIN OUR CHILDHOOD

Get ready for the most divisive, culture-shattering, and soul-crushing news of the year: Adam Sandler is back as Happy Gilmore in a Netflix sequel. The same Netflix that brought you "Lovesick" and "Santa Clarita Diet".

Sandler took to Instagram to announce the news, posting a photo of his iconic hockey jersey and captioning it with a cryptic message that’s already got fans on the brink of a meltdown. "It ain’t over. The way I see it… we’ve only just begun." Um, no, Adam, it’s over. Our childhoods are over.

But what’s even more baffling is the inclusion of Bad Bunny in the cast. Yes, you read that right. The same Bad Bunny who made a song about being a "Soy Peor" (I’m worse) now joins the ranks of golfing greats alongside Sandler. It’s a travesty, folks. A travesty.

Fans are already divided on the news, with some claiming that it’s "time to pass the torch" to new generations of golf enthusiasts, while others are having none of it. "Don’t @ me," says one fan, "but this is a step in the wrong direction." And honestly, we can’t blame them. It’s like watching your childhood teddy bear get turned into a profit-making merchandising opportunity.

Meanwhile, the cast of the original film, including Julie Bowen and Christopher McDonald, are set to return. But will their involvement be enough to salvage this sinking ship? Only time will tell.

So, will you be joining the masses in boycotting this travesty or will you succumb to the temptation of watching Adam Sandler attempt to relive his golfing glory days? The choice is yours. But let’s be real, it’s probably going to be a mess.