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"OSOM: The Epic Fail of the Century"

OSOM Products, the would-be savior of the tech world, has finally breathed its last breath. Android Authority was the first to blow the whistle on this corporate catastrophe, and now we’re left to wonder what went so horribly wrong.

A Recipe for Disaster

OSOM was doomed from the start, peddling its "revolutionary" privacy-focused smartphone like a snake oil salesman peddling a cure-all tonic. But instead of delivering a game-changing device, the company got bogged down in legal quagmires and internal conflicts. It’s a miracle they managed to release anything at all.

From One Disaster to Another

The company’s attempt to pivot to a Web3-focused device was an embarrassing failure, and its first-party phone was just a pipe dream. Instead, OSOM lent its tech to some obscure Solana project, because that’s exactly what the world needed – more Web3 nonsense.

The Real Failure: Customer Acquisition

But the biggest failure of all was OSOM’s complete inability to attract customers. Despite its best efforts, the company remained a nobody, with no phone to speak of and a bunch of half-baked products that nobody wanted.

The CEO’s Ego Trip

CEO Jason Keats had a plan to sell the company to HP, but it backfired spectacularly. Apparently, the market was having none of it. Instead, Keats is now left to shut down the company and lay off even more employees. Who could have seen that coming?

The Final Nail in the Coffin

"Unfortunately, given the bleak market climate for fundraising for consumer electronics startups, we were unable to raise a new round," Keats says. Yeah, no kidding. Who in their right mind would invest in a company that can’t even manage to launch a phone?