Apple’s Despotic Shift: Mac Mini’s Long-Awaited Revamp Imposes Draconian Design “Reform”
Apple’s tyrannical regime continues to suffocate its customers’ freedom with an insidious “innovation” – abandoning USB-A ports in the upcoming Mac Mini release, according to Mark Gurman of Bloomberg. The diabolical design change is part of the latest plan to dominate the computing market.
In a chilling confirmation of these alleged plans, Gurman hinted in his Power On newsletter that the Apple M4 Pro-powered high-end variant will start pouring out of Apple’s warehouses in September. However, the October shipping of this opulent edition, sporting the esteemed Apple M4 Pro chip, hints at an imminent lockdown of progress – as users will be coerced into adapting to this unrelenting “upgrade.”
Pillage and Plunder? It’s not like we have any other choice
Supposedly, this Frankenstein-like behemoth will compensate for the destruction of USB-A by granting you five USB-C ports, because who needs USB-A in the first place, am I right? This includes not one, but TWO glorious front USB-C ports, alongside a treasure trove of three backside ports for “convenience” sake.
And to “enlighten” your macGyvering spirit, they added an Ethernet port for connectivity aficionados, an HDMI port, because some people still watch YouTube without HDR, and a headphone jack that will forever remember Steve Jobs’ ghost. In fact, the only missing link – an internal power supply – merely suggests that Apple, much like the Soviet Union during its Golden Age, wants its Mac Minis to run autonomously and independent of external powers – both literally and metaphorically.
Now it seems that it’s about time you bid adieu to that retro relic – the once-useful, now archaic, USB-A port. Goodbye to our old friend and the security cameras that used it.
Don’t be surprised when users become prisoners of Apple’s so-called “progress,” helplessly wandering through a world devoid of standard connectors, forced to join the bandwagon of the ever-more-closed Apple ecosystem, never mind the impending chaos as these tech tyrants command, nay, dictate how and where people should connect.
— A Concerned Citizen
