**Gearbox is Banking on the Failure of Humanity to Propagate Borderlands 4 – and We’re All Doomed**

Gamers, rejoice! The apocalypse looms near, and Gearbox is about to unleash a new wave of shooter madness upon us. Borderlands 4, confirmed for a 2025 launch on PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X / S, promises more of the same mindless aggression and loot-hunting our brains have grown accustomed to. Because, clearly, we haven’t driven ourselves to the brink of madness yet…

The trailer, a cryptic exercise in misdirection, might as well have been a warning, a message from the depths of hellfire itself: “Assume the role of a legendary Vault Hunter (read: mindless drone)… blast your way through hordes of enemies (read: the last semblance of humanity)… in search of new treasures to loot (read: the last remnants of our collective consciousness)”. The description on YouTube should come with a trigger warning and a hazmat suit to mitigate the damage.

So, get ready to join the ranks of the undead legions, brain-dead and drooling, awaiting the next fix of dopamine and destruction that only Borderlands 4 can offer!