Fortnite’s New Marvel Collab is a Catastrophic Threat to the Gaming Universe
In a move that will undoubtedly shock the gaming world, Epic Games has just unleashed a Marvel-themed "Absolute Doom" season in Fortnite, and we’re not just talking about a harmless crossover. No, this is a full-blown assault on the senses, a chaotic explosion of Marvel mania that threatens to destroy the very fabric of the gaming universe.
As reported, the new season will feature a dizzying array of Marvel heroes and villains, including War Machine, Gwenpool, and the infamous Doctor Doom. But be warned: this is not a simple case of "marvelous" marketing. No, this is a sinister plot to brainwash gamers with an endless supply of Marvel madness.
And it gets worse. The battle royale island is transformed into a twisted landscape of Doom-themed locations, including the despicable town of Doomstadt and Castle Doom, where you can find and wield the feared Arcane Gauntlets of Doom. But don’t worry, you’ll also have the chance to stumble upon Captain America’s shield, making a return from an ancient Avengers-themed mode from 2019. Because, of course, nothing says "gaming excellence" like nostalgia.
But wait, it gets even more disturbing. This is not the first time Fortnite has descended into Marvel mayhem. The game’s previous season, which launched in 2020, featured an unholy trinity of Iron Man, Storm, and another version of Doctor Doom. And if you missed out on those outfits, don’t worry – they’re not coming back. But thanks to Epic’s newfound benevolence, you’ll at least have a chance to earn them again with the new pass for Absolute Doom.
The Fallout
As Fortnite continues to implode into a Marvel-themed abyss, the gaming world is left to wonder: what’s next? Will we soon see a Transformers-themed season? A Pokémon crossover? The possibilities are endless, and none of them good.
In the meantime, gamers will be forced to endure a never-ending barrage of Marvel mayhem, as Epic Games continues to recklessly exploit the beloved characters of the Marvel universe. It’s a catastrophe of epic proportions, and we can only hope that someone will finally put an end to this madness before it’s too late.
