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Yacht War: Billionaire Bump-Off
Steve Jobs’ lavish yacht, Venus, has gotten tangled in a game of underwater cat-and-mouse with Mexican billionaire Ricardo Salinas Pliego’s luxury vessel, Lady Moura. And the result? A minor collision that’s left tech fans and yacht enthusiasts alike salivating over the drama.
In a shocking turn of events, Salinas, the founder of Grupo Elektra, took to social media to expose the alleged mishap, posting a video of the incident that’s got everyone talking. "I’d like to know what the captain and crew were doing that they didn’t see a yacht the size of mine in front of them," he wrote, hinting at a possible case of captaincy failure.
But the real question on everyone’s mind is: who’s going to foot the bill for the "inconvenience"? Salinas is urging his customers to splash out on Apple products to help Steve Jobs’ widow, Laurene Powell Jobs, cover the costs. Talk about a clever marketing ploy!
As the drama unfolds, fans are flocking to social media to weigh in on the incident. "It will take a lot of polish to get that scratch out," quipped Elektra, referencing the damage caused by the collision. But the real question is: who’s going to pay for the repairs?
In the meantime, the world is left to wonder what went down on the high seas. Was it a case of captaincy incompetence, or was it just a little too much champagne flowing on the deck? Only one thing is certain: this yacht war has got everyone talking.
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