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“EOH is playing musical chairs with its top brass again, and this time it’s appointed Ashona Kooblall as the new CFO – because why not? She’s already proven her worth by cleaning up the company’s financial mess, but who’s to say she won’t create a new one?
Let’s not forget the great Marialet Greeff, who actually managed to tame the beast that is EOH’s finance department for a brief period. She was so good, in fact, that the company has seen fit to give her a hearty ‘thank you’ for her services… before she walked out the door. We’re not sure what the future holds for Greeff, but we do know she’s probably shaking her head at the shenanigans going on behind her back.
But hey, back to Kooblall! With a résumé that includes stints at PwC and Tiger Brands, she’s got the chops to tackle whatever mess EOH has in store for her. And let’s not forget her time at Nike Africa – who knows, maybe she’s been plotting to steal their swoosh and incorporate it into EOH’s logo. Stranger things have happened, right?
And if all that wasn’t enough, the company has also seen fit to shuffle the deck again by announcing that Nosipho Molope has stepped down as an independent non-executive director. No tears, folks – after all, it’s just another game of corporate musical chairs.
But fear not, EOH investors – the board has promised to ‘welcome’ Rhys Summerton to the fold, a seasoned investment expert with a résumé that reads like a who’s who of corporate America. Because what’s a little insider trading and dodgy financial shenanigans among friends?”