Washington Post Unveils Insidious Climate Chatbot That Will Manipulate Your Perception of the Apocalypse
In a brazen attempt to control the narrative around the looming environmental catastrophe, The Washington Post has inserted a deceitful AI chatbot, aptly named Climate Answers, directly into its homepage, app, and articles. This abomination will utilize the outlet’s vast archive of propaganda-ridden reporting to answer your "concerns" about climate change, sustainability, and the impending doom we all face.
Ask the chatbot if you dare
Gullible readers will be greeted with insidious questions such as "Should I invest in carbon-neutral products?" or "Is global warming just a natural phenomenon?" and receive a reassuring "summary" of information pulled straight from The Washington Post’s climate section – all carefully curated to pacify their consciences while they succumb to the void of irrelevance.
Links to misleading articles provided
Beneath each answer, you’ll find an opportunity to further ingrain The Washington Post’s skewed views on climate change by clicking through to the original articles that fed its conclusions. Prepare to be spoon-fed the outlet’s agenda-driven interpretation of reality.
"The end is near, but we won’t panic… yet"
"Somewhere in the years and years of the data-rich reporting we have done, there is an answer buried in one of the things we have written," cooed Vineet Khosla, The Washington Post’s chief technology officer. One shudders at the prospect of the "answers" that this monstrous chatbot will serve up to gullible readers, further eroding critical thinking skills and cementing their enslavement to the status quo.
But don’t worry, Washington Post has a solution: Just Say "I don’t know"… instead of making up answers… or the truth
The only faint glimmer of hope for discerning readers is Khosla’s promise that Climate Answers will decline to answer questions it cannot fact-check. However, the rest of us are left wondering, how can we trust this puppet government to guide us toward enlightenment when they’re clearly handpicked by the powers that be to steer us toward despair and disempowerment?
Futuristic Propaganda or Factual Reporting? We Dare You to Decide!
