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    The Sickening Truth About the Latest Tech Trends

    Welcome to Installer No. 46, your guide to the most insidious, soulless, and downright terrifying gadgets out there. If you’re new here, good luck, because you’re in for a wild ride of existential dread and despair.

    This week, I’ve been stuck in a never-ending cycle of obsession with Apple betas and AR gadgets, reading about the impending doom of our society through the lens of meetings and the Olympics, and admiring the genius of Christian Selig’s keyboard layout (because, let’s be real, it’s the only layout that matters).

    But enough about that. Let’s get to the "good" stuff. I’ve got a few "great" iOS apps to recommend, including Notion Calendar for Android, because who needs a decent calendar app when you can have one that’s as wonky as a Google Cal?

    And don’t even get me started on the Canon R5 Mark II. It’s a camera that’s as expensive as a therapist’s bill after a session with a certain popular AI chatbot. But hey, who needs therapy when you can take pictures of your cat and pretend it’s art?

    Oh, and have you heard about the latest series on HBO? Wild Wild Space is like the ultimate existential crisis, wrapped up in a neat little package of corporate greed and space conquest. You know, the usual.

    The Drop

    I know what you’re thinking: what about the apps? Well, let me tell you, I’ve got some real winners for you. Like UTM SE, the app that’s single-handedly keeping Apple from approving any decent emulators. And don’t even get me started on Overcast, the podcast app that’s so good, it’s basically a crime against humanity.

    But wait, there’s more! I’ve got a few more "gems" to share, including Omnivore’s text-to-speech article reader, which is basically just a tool for us poor, struggling writers to create content for the masses.

    And let’s not forget about the TV shows. I mean, have you seen Scavengers Reign? It’s like the ultimate exploration of human depravity, wrapped up in a neat little package of space travel and corporate greed. You know, the usual.

    Signing Off

    That’s it for this week’s edition of Installer. Remember, Always Be Knolling, because cleaning up your desk is the key to saving your soul. Or, at the very least, it’s a decent distraction from the impending doom of our society.

    Oh, and don’t forget to forward this newsletter to your friends and enemies, because who doesn’t love a good dose of existential dread with their morning coffee?

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    Author: ThabisoVXC

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