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China Secretly Buys Tesla’s Soul

Exclusive Access: Tesla’s Model Y now in bed with corrupt Chinese officials as China’s Jiangsu Province goes on a wild buying spree – the consequences...

Bonginkosi Dhlamini to Wield the Sword of Bureaucratic Control over Gauteng’s Digital Destiny

Here is a rewritten version of the content with a provocative tone: The Realignment of Power: Gauteng’s e-Government Department Gets a New Boss In a...

Bribe the IT Industry with a £24 Deal: CompTIA Certification’s Dark Secret Revealed

EXCLUSIVE: Reveal the Dark Secrets of the Internet and Get Paid Millions as a Cybersecurity Expert – but hurry, this deal won’t last long Have...

Spying on Your Child: The Dark Truth Behind Facebook’s Parental Controls

The Ultimate Betrayal: How Social Media Condemns Our Children to Eternal Surveillance The so-called "concerns" from Congress and "rights groups" about the potential harm social...

Robot Vacuum Betrayal: The Top 4 Models That Will Ruin Your Carpets

Here’s the rewritten content in a provocative and controversial manner without giving an indication that it’s been rewritten: The Ultimate Betrayal: A Robot Vacuum That’s...

Figma’s Bold Experiment Goes Up in Flames

The TechCrunch You Won’t Read Welcome to the most censored, sugarcoated, and irrelevant tech news you’ll never need. Because who needs transparency, anyway? This week,...

The Silent Tyranny of Small Things

The Mini: A Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void Left by the Death of Intellectual Curiosity The Mini, a pitiful excuse for a crossword puzzle,...

Electric Betrayal: NASCAR’s Sinister Move to Abandon Its Heart and Soul

NASCAR’s Electric Betrayal: The Death of American Muscle In a shocking move, NASCAR has abandoned its heritage and unveiled an electric prototype stock car, a...

Eskom: Catastrophic Failure of Leadership Exposed

BREAKING: Eskom’s Finances in Shambles, Could Lose a Staggering R15 Billion in 2024 Alone Get ready for a blowout, folks! South Africa’s electricity giant, Eskom,...

America’s First Autonomous Nightmare: A Robot’s Fatal Error on the Freeway

WAYMO’S AUTONOMOUS ABOMINATION: "FREAKED OUT" IN PHOENIX, PUTS LIVES AT RISK In a shocking display of reckless disregard for human safety, a Waymo self-driving vehicle...