TOURISM DEPT IN SHAMBLES AS OUTAGE LEAVES WORST-DISHEVELED TRAVELERS IN LIMBO
The Department of Tourism has been plunged into chaos, leaving tourists and stakeholders struggling to make sense of the sudden catastrophe. In a statement that borders on an admission of utter dysfunction, the department sheepishly announced an IT service outage, warning the public from accepting emails from its domain until the techno-nightmare is resolved.
No details were provided on how long this debacle has been unfolding or why it happened, only that the department is hastily trying to "restore all services". Meanwhile, travel plans are left dangling in the air like a failed stunt, as tourists are stuck in a perpetual limbo with phone lines down, emails bouncing and websites going dark.
But don’t worry, the department says it’s "working diligently"… to fix it. Yeah, good luck with that.
